maya
@fourwhiteviolets.bsky.social
teacher, fruit lover, pleasure devotee
atl -> hsv
atl -> hsv
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leonard cohen's "Everybody Knows" except my girlfriend and everyone else in the song is really nice and understanding the world is still just fucked
March 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
leonard cohen's "Everybody Knows" except my girlfriend and everyone else in the song is really nice and understanding the world is still just fucked
Especially love explaining this with names and why names often don’t follow the rules they are learning about sounds
love telling my students as they learn to read that English is a weird language that mixed other languages together and borrows lots of words and that that is why I love it
March 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Especially love explaining this with names and why names often don’t follow the rules they are learning about sounds
love telling my students as they learn to read that English is a weird language that mixed other languages together and borrows lots of words and that that is why I love it
March 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
love telling my students as they learn to read that English is a weird language that mixed other languages together and borrows lots of words and that that is why I love it
the wind picked up and all the children started howling
March 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the wind picked up and all the children started howling
need a meme about the Dutch East India Company being back but it’s Boeing
i’m not gonna make it but I want everyone to know it was my idea first
i’m not gonna make it but I want everyone to know it was my idea first
February 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
need a meme about the Dutch East India Company being back but it’s Boeing
i’m not gonna make it but I want everyone to know it was my idea first
i’m not gonna make it but I want everyone to know it was my idea first
absolutely insane that I have Snapchat memories from the exact days some of my students were born
like they were entering this beautiful world and on the same day i poured a whole bottle of wine into a to-go cup to drink while I walked around campus and then cried in some bushes ??? crazy
like they were entering this beautiful world and on the same day i poured a whole bottle of wine into a to-go cup to drink while I walked around campus and then cried in some bushes ??? crazy
February 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
absolutely insane that I have Snapchat memories from the exact days some of my students were born
like they were entering this beautiful world and on the same day i poured a whole bottle of wine into a to-go cup to drink while I walked around campus and then cried in some bushes ??? crazy
like they were entering this beautiful world and on the same day i poured a whole bottle of wine into a to-go cup to drink while I walked around campus and then cried in some bushes ??? crazy
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Inverted magic pixie girl: woman is too whimsical to function and it takes a community to intervene and help her shack up with a dude
I tried watching a bluray of Amelie
I knew this was a story about a twee french woman, I didn't know it was a story about a twee french woman who was also The Joker
I knew this was a story about a twee french woman, I didn't know it was a story about a twee french woman who was also The Joker
February 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Inverted magic pixie girl: woman is too whimsical to function and it takes a community to intervene and help her shack up with a dude
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I wish there was a way to exclude certain shops for your search results so badly.
Any time I search for any clothing or home decor the search results are 80% SHEIN, temu, and Amazon. All of which I don’t shop from and tend to have horrible quality even if you don’t care about the bad ethics.
Any time I search for any clothing or home decor the search results are 80% SHEIN, temu, and Amazon. All of which I don’t shop from and tend to have horrible quality even if you don’t care about the bad ethics.
February 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I wish there was a way to exclude certain shops for your search results so badly.
Any time I search for any clothing or home decor the search results are 80% SHEIN, temu, and Amazon. All of which I don’t shop from and tend to have horrible quality even if you don’t care about the bad ethics.
Any time I search for any clothing or home decor the search results are 80% SHEIN, temu, and Amazon. All of which I don’t shop from and tend to have horrible quality even if you don’t care about the bad ethics.
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sometimes wish I was much much smarter, or much much stupider. This being smart enough to know you're stupid sucks.
February 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
sometimes wish I was much much smarter, or much much stupider. This being smart enough to know you're stupid sucks.
Reading about the “Cavendish Drawl” that the most fashionable members of British society adopted in the late 1700s and it’s literally a southern accent
February 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Reading about the “Cavendish Drawl” that the most fashionable members of British society adopted in the late 1700s and it’s literally a southern accent
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i am always the man behind the megaphone who is shouting “give them more body hair”
February 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
i am always the man behind the megaphone who is shouting “give them more body hair”
I completely agree about period pieces and corsets, and it always annoys me when media does that. Unfortunately I am that girl who goes on and on about how uncomfortable and miserable underwear is
Women in period pieces are always going on and on about how much they hate corsets. But it would probably be really fucking weird for them not to wear one.
Trying to think of the modern day equivalent. A girl who goes on and on about how miserable and uncomfortable underwear is?
Trying to think of the modern day equivalent. A girl who goes on and on about how miserable and uncomfortable underwear is?
February 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I completely agree about period pieces and corsets, and it always annoys me when media does that. Unfortunately I am that girl who goes on and on about how uncomfortable and miserable underwear is
come get me when you haven’t shaved in so long that you get freaked out by the sight of bare pits, then I’ll respect ur hairy credentials
February 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
come get me when you haven’t shaved in so long that you get freaked out by the sight of bare pits, then I’ll respect ur hairy credentials
feeling very trendy and cool girl and ahead of the curve now that everyone wants a bush, kinda mad everyone lost their mind about it a decade ago when I stopped shaving
February 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
feeling very trendy and cool girl and ahead of the curve now that everyone wants a bush, kinda mad everyone lost their mind about it a decade ago when I stopped shaving
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Babies sound fake tbh, wdym my friends made a tiny little human together and it doesn't even know it has hands yet
February 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Babies sound fake tbh, wdym my friends made a tiny little human together and it doesn't even know it has hands yet
They forgot to order pizza on pizza day….the children are playing but I see the hunger in their eyes….they grow more feral as the minutes pass…soon legos will not be enough to satisfy….if you find us here…..the children have turned on us….they advance…..we have only a little while now…remember us
February 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
They forgot to order pizza on pizza day….the children are playing but I see the hunger in their eyes….they grow more feral as the minutes pass…soon legos will not be enough to satisfy….if you find us here…..the children have turned on us….they advance…..we have only a little while now…remember us
Wow no credit ???
"So-called free thinkers when a cool girl is coming over" (we were all peaking thru the blinds to try and see if a car was pulling up)
February 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wow no credit ???
if I had a nickel for every person who owes me 400 dollars I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but…you know
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
if I had a nickel for every person who owes me 400 dollars I would have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but…you know
snapchat memories are so weird, I get a notification for “7 years ago today” and it’s either me sobbing and snot covered at one of the lowest moments I’ve ever had or one of the sexiest photos of me committing debauchery that has ever existed
February 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
snapchat memories are so weird, I get a notification for “7 years ago today” and it’s either me sobbing and snot covered at one of the lowest moments I’ve ever had or one of the sexiest photos of me committing debauchery that has ever existed
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Every day is a new horror but I did just see a couple kids standing in a stream and poking at something with a stick, so it’s a relief to know that the old ways are not completely dead.
February 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Every day is a new horror but I did just see a couple kids standing in a stream and poking at something with a stick, so it’s a relief to know that the old ways are not completely dead.
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One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
February 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
One of my favorite things to be accused of is doing stuff “for attention”
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
Bro, I’ve got a naturally 85 decibel speaking voice, and huge naturals. I’ve never had to beg for attention.
coffee shops have a real….intense vibe right now
February 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
coffee shops have a real….intense vibe right now