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Dragging me feet going to my parents for the holiday so I can watch a little more Star Trek 🤡
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Dragging me feet going to my parents for the holiday so I can watch a little more Star Trek 🤡
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Bad post sir
i personally would touch the grinch with a 39 and a half foot pole. i would touch him with my breasts even
December 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bad post sir
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what if i had to drive from panama to new mexico and there was nobody else on the road the entire way but the government had mandated a speed limiter in my car so i couldn't gun it on the open road. i wouldn't be hurting anybody. that's not fair to me
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
what if i had to drive from panama to new mexico and there was nobody else on the road the entire way but the government had mandated a speed limiter in my car so i couldn't gun it on the open road. i wouldn't be hurting anybody. that's not fair to me
British Israelism - Wikipedia
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December 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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one thing about me around the holidays you gotta understand is im drinking egg nog
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
one thing about me around the holidays you gotta understand is im drinking egg nog
HRT regimen the doctor starts u on
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
HRT regimen the doctor starts u on
This did not work. I’m installing viruses on all the laptops
Killing my boss with hammers (filing a whistleblower complain about the fraud we commit)
December 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This did not work. I’m installing viruses on all the laptops
I found a German radio station playing that Highway to the Dangerzone song. I love the internet
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I found a German radio station playing that Highway to the Dangerzone song. I love the internet
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DO NOT WORK OUT WITH BUTCH LESBIANS!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING SORE
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
DO NOT WORK OUT WITH BUTCH LESBIANS!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING SORE
Using ChatGPT to write a bereavement text seems messed up
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Using ChatGPT to write a bereavement text seems messed up
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in addition to lite mode and dark mode, discord should add a 'calm' mode where they turn off all the bullshit
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
in addition to lite mode and dark mode, discord should add a 'calm' mode where they turn off all the bullshit
This gif is on every platforms gif library if u search for “Macy”and I can’t figure out what the fuck it means
a cartoon of an elderly man using a walker with the word macy written on it .
ALT: a cartoon of an elderly man using a walker with the word macy written on it .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This gif is on every platforms gif library if u search for “Macy”and I can’t figure out what the fuck it means
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_E... got confused
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_E... got confused
Aw man I didn’t need to see this🙁
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Aw man I didn’t need to see this🙁
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Eeping..
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Eeping..
Hell is being trapped in hours long political conversation with my most republican family otw home from iowa
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hell is being trapped in hours long political conversation with my most republican family otw home from iowa
On this topic my 45 y/o republican coworker named Tony drinks 2-3 A day. He is in league with us unconsciously
just adding a data point, transsexual woman who drinks a white monster every day here. i’d like to think it improves my body’s uptake of estrogen
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
On this topic my 45 y/o republican coworker named Tony drinks 2-3 A day. He is in league with us unconsciously
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just adding a data point, transsexual woman who drinks a white monster every day here. i’d like to think it improves my body’s uptake of estrogen
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
just adding a data point, transsexual woman who drinks a white monster every day here. i’d like to think it improves my body’s uptake of estrogen
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No solar panels. Only measles
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No solar panels. Only measles
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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what if AI data centers aren't real and they're just using all those nvidia cards for a secret LAN party
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
what if AI data centers aren't real and they're just using all those nvidia cards for a secret LAN party
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does anyone know how i can go from looking like a teenager who shops at target to looking like a sophisticated woman
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
does anyone know how i can go from looking like a teenager who shops at target to looking like a sophisticated woman
