R.
@forord.bsky.social
Famed web/beach hunk. Teaching Latin and Greek when not watching SCTV.
Mostly posting drivel & bellywash (all posts are for educational purposes)
Mostly posting drivel & bellywash (all posts are for educational purposes)
We coulda gotten Bin Laden as early as 2009 if we kept this elixir pumpin'
Budweiser Extra (2004-2008): To chase the Red Bull/Vodka crowd, Bud released this product, alternately pronounced as "B to the E" (I'm serious). It was a 6.6% alcohol beer, containing caffeine, ginseng, and guarana. After a couple years, the American version removed the caffeine.
January 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
We coulda gotten Bin Laden as early as 2009 if we kept this elixir pumpin'
Underrated but massively correct take
(Post Punk Revival as RETVRN, &c)
(Post Punk Revival as RETVRN, &c)
I think society really began to fall apart when we took killer sax solos out of rock n roll music.
January 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Underrated but massively correct take
(Post Punk Revival as RETVRN, &c)
(Post Punk Revival as RETVRN, &c)
Harder to workshop a "I heard a rumor the Hamburglar is in hospice" bit than you may think
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Harder to workshop a "I heard a rumor the Hamburglar is in hospice" bit than you may think
Reposted by R.
Lads gotta be honest if you're getting upset about The President of Burger Country's McDonald's order you are not a real eater. You got a baby tum tum tbh.
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Lads gotta be honest if you're getting upset about The President of Burger Country's McDonald's order you are not a real eater. You got a baby tum tum tbh.
I'll think about having opinions among my green grocer and/or wife, but I would never have opinions on WEB
January 1, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I'll think about having opinions among my green grocer and/or wife, but I would never have opinions on WEB
TEST
This is a post to guarantee you will think about Sam Bankman-Fried at least once in 2026
~Staff
This is a post to guarantee you will think about Sam Bankman-Fried at least once in 2026
~Staff
January 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
TEST
This is a post to guarantee you will think about Sam Bankman-Fried at least once in 2026
~Staff
This is a post to guarantee you will think about Sam Bankman-Fried at least once in 2026
~Staff
The most cutting Morrissey lyric of all time is "I was looking for a job and then I found a job." show off
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The most cutting Morrissey lyric of all time is "I was looking for a job and then I found a job." show off
I hope this is the last thing I say before I die
Quoin is not a Euclidean term. It belongs to the pure nautical mathematics.
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I hope this is the last thing I say before I die
Making my own DRAM wafers; I'm thinking mint chocolate for the ladies :)
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Making my own DRAM wafers; I'm thinking mint chocolate for the ladies :)
The crackling sound of the lemonade hitting the hot, hot fire is actually sampled subtly in Daft Punk's b-side "Euro-Peein'"
Ah, New Year’s Day! That can only mean one thing. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! The 148th anniversary of New York Herald proprietor James Gordon Bennett Jr being banished from polite society for pissing in his fiancée’s fireplace, thus giving the world the phrase ‘Gordon Bennett!’ 🧵
January 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The crackling sound of the lemonade hitting the hot, hot fire is actually sampled subtly in Daft Punk's b-side "Euro-Peein'"
When reading 2026 posts, please remember:
Colour: puce
Flavor: barnyard
Comedic intention: sensual but melancholic
Coupon code for more posts: HUSKYthomist26
My archnemesis Poggio is trying to use my posts to open a credit card in my name. Please do not engage; he is as sneaky as the Dutch
Colour: puce
Flavor: barnyard
Comedic intention: sensual but melancholic
Coupon code for more posts: HUSKYthomist26
My archnemesis Poggio is trying to use my posts to open a credit card in my name. Please do not engage; he is as sneaky as the Dutch
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
When reading 2026 posts, please remember:
Colour: puce
Flavor: barnyard
Comedic intention: sensual but melancholic
Coupon code for more posts: HUSKYthomist26
My archnemesis Poggio is trying to use my posts to open a credit card in my name. Please do not engage; he is as sneaky as the Dutch
Colour: puce
Flavor: barnyard
Comedic intention: sensual but melancholic
Coupon code for more posts: HUSKYthomist26
My archnemesis Poggio is trying to use my posts to open a credit card in my name. Please do not engage; he is as sneaky as the Dutch
I appreciate that textbooks of style for English emphasize conciseness and balance.
By contrast, French–a diseased language–cannot yield such a book, lest the hypotactic sentences spiral high enough to lead you directly into the center of the sun
By contrast, French–a diseased language–cannot yield such a book, lest the hypotactic sentences spiral high enough to lead you directly into the center of the sun
January 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I appreciate that textbooks of style for English emphasize conciseness and balance.
By contrast, French–a diseased language–cannot yield such a book, lest the hypotactic sentences spiral high enough to lead you directly into the center of the sun
By contrast, French–a diseased language–cannot yield such a book, lest the hypotactic sentences spiral high enough to lead you directly into the center of the sun
Time for my 2026 wrap up
(I worked ahead last year :)) )
(I worked ahead last year :)) )
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Time for my 2026 wrap up
(I worked ahead last year :)) )
(I worked ahead last year :)) )
Reposted by R.
RIP Mike F, he made endless bangers but this is my favorite
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
RIP Mike F, he made endless bangers but this is my favorite
My "Bluesky scrolling slippers"
(NOT to be confused with my posting slippers)
(NOT to be confused with my posting slippers)
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 AM
My "Bluesky scrolling slippers"
(NOT to be confused with my posting slippers)
(NOT to be confused with my posting slippers)
Spookiest part of Severance is Adam Scott's haircut
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Spookiest part of Severance is Adam Scott's haircut
Reposted by R.
The vegetable shaman told me my 2026 word is "piggly wiggly"; please help
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The vegetable shaman told me my 2026 word is "piggly wiggly"; please help
Reposted by R.
Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket (1993-circa 1994): A plastic bucket containing breadsticks, pasta, and sauce, available in sizes little, medium, or "Big! Big!"
October 9, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Little Caesar's Spaghetti Bucket (1993-circa 1994): A plastic bucket containing breadsticks, pasta, and sauce, available in sizes little, medium, or "Big! Big!"
Spending NYE ranking and judging the souls of various shire horses, knowing well all of their souls will be annihilated at death
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Spending NYE ranking and judging the souls of various shire horses, knowing well all of their souls will be annihilated at death
Devoting the rest of 2025 to discovering if I am, in fact, the "girl from Ipanema"
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Devoting the rest of 2025 to discovering if I am, in fact, the "girl from Ipanema"
I truly believe Trump doesn't remember he wanted to buy Greenland
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I truly believe Trump doesn't remember he wanted to buy Greenland
The great part about eating greasy foods while married is that, if you take off your ring for cleanliness, you're no longer legally married.
I just took out a mortgage and I presume there are no consequences :))
I just took out a mortgage and I presume there are no consequences :))
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The great part about eating greasy foods while married is that, if you take off your ring for cleanliness, you're no longer legally married.
I just took out a mortgage and I presume there are no consequences :))
I just took out a mortgage and I presume there are no consequences :))
Thinking about getting a degree in coding so I can spend my days online as a constitutional scholar and historian of religion
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Thinking about getting a degree in coding so I can spend my days online as a constitutional scholar and historian of religion