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R.
@forord.bsky.social
Famed web/beach hunk. Teaching Latin and Greek when not watching SCTV.

Mostly posting drivel & bellywash (all posts are for educational purposes)
Damn... true
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
"slop stocker" is more in line with modern agriculture and LinkedIn metrics
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
A two-act play about the terrors of your autobiography being published by Penguin books. Stephen King just went "oooh" in his sleep
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
This is like asking me how Great Expectations begins after drinking one (1) NA beer
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
In high school cross country, a guy used to run shirtless below 32ºF; his body heat was such that he looked like his torso was steaming. Just blithely standing there, munching an apple post run while looking like a freshly baked Xmas ham. Lives rent free
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I recently ordered a pink "I Love Cats (without FIV)" ballcap; expecting to be in the doghouse for awhile on this one, but a man needs his hats in a postmodern world
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I'm teaching Plato this Winter. Relatedly: instead of having to divide passages into pages or paragraphs, I can just say "Translate the next sentence." They'll get at least 100 words a pop! (Evil, evil language...)
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
(It'd also have some name like "La longueur malveillante de la concision")
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM