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Honestly, I'd lock the lot of them up in a room and not let them out until they get a cohesive plan.
There is enough blame to go around, but the captain HAS to lead the way.
There is enough blame to go around, but the captain HAS to lead the way.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Honestly, I'd lock the lot of them up in a room and not let them out until they get a cohesive plan.
There is enough blame to go around, but the captain HAS to lead the way.
There is enough blame to go around, but the captain HAS to lead the way.
I'm not there yet on needing someone new. Quite frankly, Slot has made mistakes, but the team is letting him down in a big way.
Love Klopp, and think a DoF role at some point would be awesome, but you're right, he lost 20 years off his face after leaving
Love Klopp, and think a DoF role at some point would be awesome, but you're right, he lost 20 years off his face after leaving
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm not there yet on needing someone new. Quite frankly, Slot has made mistakes, but the team is letting him down in a big way.
Love Klopp, and think a DoF role at some point would be awesome, but you're right, he lost 20 years off his face after leaving
Love Klopp, and think a DoF role at some point would be awesome, but you're right, he lost 20 years off his face after leaving
Absolutely agree.. it is definitely deeper. The whole squad are playing like they expect to lose. No passion, no drive.
What I wanted most today was to see VVD screaming at the players, not just pouting and blaming. You're the captain man, act like it.
What I wanted most today was to see VVD screaming at the players, not just pouting and blaming. You're the captain man, act like it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Absolutely agree.. it is definitely deeper. The whole squad are playing like they expect to lose. No passion, no drive.
What I wanted most today was to see VVD screaming at the players, not just pouting and blaming. You're the captain man, act like it.
What I wanted most today was to see VVD screaming at the players, not just pouting and blaming. You're the captain man, act like it.
How is anyones first choice for criticism not Konate?
When he isn't strolling around ball watching, he's actively smacking the ball out for corners.
We need to take a harder line with players twerking for RM. Bench him until he chooses one way or the other
When he isn't strolling around ball watching, he's actively smacking the ball out for corners.
We need to take a harder line with players twerking for RM. Bench him until he chooses one way or the other
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
How is anyones first choice for criticism not Konate?
When he isn't strolling around ball watching, he's actively smacking the ball out for corners.
We need to take a harder line with players twerking for RM. Bench him until he chooses one way or the other
When he isn't strolling around ball watching, he's actively smacking the ball out for corners.
We need to take a harder line with players twerking for RM. Bench him until he chooses one way or the other
Are you sure? We WOULD have to try and score.. it's a pretty big tactical change
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Are you sure? We WOULD have to try and score.. it's a pretty big tactical change
We don't need excuses or platitudes. We need them to actually do something about it
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We don't need excuses or platitudes. We need them to actually do something about it
Doesn't matter - I'll do it anyway. Its the. 4:30 games that kill me 😂
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Doesn't matter - I'll do it anyway. Its the. 4:30 games that kill me 😂
5/ one final thought. If you were at the ground today and left before the end of the game, FUCK YOU.
If you can't support the team, then don't turn up. Plenty of real fans would love to be able to get a ticket.
No excuses.
If you can't support the team, then don't turn up. Plenty of real fans would love to be able to get a ticket.
No excuses.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
5/ one final thought. If you were at the ground today and left before the end of the game, FUCK YOU.
If you can't support the team, then don't turn up. Plenty of real fans would love to be able to get a ticket.
No excuses.
If you can't support the team, then don't turn up. Plenty of real fans would love to be able to get a ticket.
No excuses.
4/ at the expense of the team. Trent did it last season, he's doing it this season. Commit, or leave. The club will still be here without you.
In the meantime, Joe Gomez can't get a start ahead of a defense with more holes than a spaghetti strainer.
In the meantime, Joe Gomez can't get a start ahead of a defense with more holes than a spaghetti strainer.
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
4/ at the expense of the team. Trent did it last season, he's doing it this season. Commit, or leave. The club will still be here without you.
In the meantime, Joe Gomez can't get a start ahead of a defense with more holes than a spaghetti strainer.
In the meantime, Joe Gomez can't get a start ahead of a defense with more holes than a spaghetti strainer.
3/ to step up. Virg is the captain, but is a shadow of himself. Mo is a legend, but not even hitting the target. We need to get back to basics.
Special shout out for Konate. He needs to be dropped and kept on the bench until he makes his mind up. No more letting players daydream about RM ...
Special shout out for Konate. He needs to be dropped and kept on the bench until he makes his mind up. No more letting players daydream about RM ...
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
3/ to step up. Virg is the captain, but is a shadow of himself. Mo is a legend, but not even hitting the target. We need to get back to basics.
Special shout out for Konate. He needs to be dropped and kept on the bench until he makes his mind up. No more letting players daydream about RM ...
Special shout out for Konate. He needs to be dropped and kept on the bench until he makes his mind up. No more letting players daydream about RM ...
2/ hard to see how we pull out of this nose dive. Poor results add to lack of belief, lack of belief leads to poor results.
I'm fully behind Slot, but also wouldn't be surprised or even all that mad if FSG aren't dragging him in for an ass kicking right now.
As far as individuals, someone has ...
I'm fully behind Slot, but also wouldn't be surprised or even all that mad if FSG aren't dragging him in for an ass kicking right now.
As far as individuals, someone has ...
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
2/ hard to see how we pull out of this nose dive. Poor results add to lack of belief, lack of belief leads to poor results.
I'm fully behind Slot, but also wouldn't be surprised or even all that mad if FSG aren't dragging him in for an ass kicking right now.
As far as individuals, someone has ...
I'm fully behind Slot, but also wouldn't be surprised or even all that mad if FSG aren't dragging him in for an ass kicking right now.
As far as individuals, someone has ...
Laugh or cry..
There's always next week 😂
There's always next week 😂
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Laugh or cry..
There's always next week 😂
There's always next week 😂
What is missing there is an apology to the fans
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What is missing there is an apology to the fans
You'd have to assume the answer will be "not many" - CL next season is worth a lot of money to them.
Fucked if I know who they'd consider bringing in.
But for now, I'm just hoping he learns his lesson and gets it turned around.
Fucked if I know who they'd consider bringing in.
But for now, I'm just hoping he learns his lesson and gets it turned around.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You'd have to assume the answer will be "not many" - CL next season is worth a lot of money to them.
Fucked if I know who they'd consider bringing in.
But for now, I'm just hoping he learns his lesson and gets it turned around.
Fucked if I know who they'd consider bringing in.
But for now, I'm just hoping he learns his lesson and gets it turned around.
Probably for the best 😂
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Probably for the best 😂
Its lack of belief, clear as day. Every team knows they just have to hold us off, snag a goal, and then watch us crumble.
Konate needs to not bother coming into work, but Virg isn't covering himself with glory either.
Konate needs to not bother coming into work, but Virg isn't covering himself with glory either.
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Its lack of belief, clear as day. Every team knows they just have to hold us off, snag a goal, and then watch us crumble.
Konate needs to not bother coming into work, but Virg isn't covering himself with glory either.
Konate needs to not bother coming into work, but Virg isn't covering himself with glory either.
Watching people stream out hurt more than losing to dyche.
Either the support the team, or let a real fan have the ticket.
Either the support the team, or let a real fan have the ticket.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Watching people stream out hurt more than losing to dyche.
Either the support the team, or let a real fan have the ticket.
Either the support the team, or let a real fan have the ticket.
We bring him on when we're holding a lead.. so yeah . Its been a while 😂
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We bring him on when we're holding a lead.. so yeah . Its been a while 😂
I think he already is. No way FSG spend that freely and don't get a return on it
No matter how many of us stand behind him, we won't be the ones making the decision
No matter how many of us stand behind him, we won't be the ones making the decision
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think he already is. No way FSG spend that freely and don't get a return on it
No matter how many of us stand behind him, we won't be the ones making the decision
No matter how many of us stand behind him, we won't be the ones making the decision
I'd like to think we are all behind him. If you can't support the team when things are bad, you don't deserve to when things are up.
That being said, I'd still be surprised if Slot manages to go another week without getting hauled into the office and told how many games he gets to turn it around
That being said, I'd still be surprised if Slot manages to go another week without getting hauled into the office and told how many games he gets to turn it around
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'd like to think we are all behind him. If you can't support the team when things are bad, you don't deserve to when things are up.
That being said, I'd still be surprised if Slot manages to go another week without getting hauled into the office and told how many games he gets to turn it around
That being said, I'd still be surprised if Slot manages to go another week without getting hauled into the office and told how many games he gets to turn it around
I said this about a month ago. The lack of belief has spread through every level of the club like a cancer.
I'd be stunned if Slot isn't dragged into crisis talks with FSG
I'd be stunned if Slot isn't dragged into crisis talks with FSG
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I said this about a month ago. The lack of belief has spread through every level of the club like a cancer.
I'd be stunned if Slot isn't dragged into crisis talks with FSG
I'd be stunned if Slot isn't dragged into crisis talks with FSG