Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking
#YNWA
#YNWA
Oh good.. I've caught the lurgy. 😭
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Oh good.. I've caught the lurgy. 😭
Much improved performance today
Bit flat for a while, but solid performance and job done, and honestly, it could have been 5 or 6.
Kerkez looked good too, made up he seems to be settling
Bit flat for a while, but solid performance and job done, and honestly, it could have been 5 or 6.
Kerkez looked good too, made up he seems to be settling
January 21, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Much improved performance today
Bit flat for a while, but solid performance and job done, and honestly, it could have been 5 or 6.
Kerkez looked good too, made up he seems to be settling
Bit flat for a while, but solid performance and job done, and honestly, it could have been 5 or 6.
Kerkez looked good too, made up he seems to be settling
There is nothing like watching someone try a bicycle kick and fail
January 21, 2026 at 9:51 PM
There is nothing like watching someone try a bicycle kick and fail
What a bizarre foul from pavard. But.. why?
January 21, 2026 at 9:09 PM
What a bizarre foul from pavard. But.. why?
I'd have been fuming if that was given against us 🤷♂️
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I'd have been fuming if that was given against us 🤷♂️
Hugo been watching Darwin highlights? Stay on side you daft sod
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Hugo been watching Darwin highlights? Stay on side you daft sod
We looked lively for a couple of minutes and now it's just pedestrian, slow moving, and dull.
Was really hoping for a bit of life
Was really hoping for a bit of life
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 PM
We looked lively for a couple of minutes and now it's just pedestrian, slow moving, and dull.
Was really hoping for a bit of life
Was really hoping for a bit of life
Hugo is blonde again?
Well that should be 3 goals 😂
Well that should be 3 goals 😂
January 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Hugo is blonde again?
Well that should be 3 goals 😂
Well that should be 3 goals 😂
I'm gonna need to see a BIG improvement from Mac today
Cmon the red men.. let's fuckin win
Cmon the red men.. let's fuckin win
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I'm gonna need to see a BIG improvement from Mac today
Cmon the red men.. let's fuckin win
Cmon the red men.. let's fuckin win
If the jingle from the old shake and vac commercial could stop playing in my head, that would be amazing
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
If the jingle from the old shake and vac commercial could stop playing in my head, that would be amazing
I don't watch international games at all - but seems like it's all gone a bit bonkers in the Senegal game?
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I don't watch international games at all - but seems like it's all gone a bit bonkers in the Senegal game?
Some really sloppy play from villa
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Some really sloppy play from villa
There's a lot of gobshitery around this evening.
Good thing I have that block button 😂
Good thing I have that block button 😂
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
There's a lot of gobshitery around this evening.
Good thing I have that block button 😂
Good thing I have that block button 😂
Oh well, in that case, it's fine. 🙄
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Oh well, in that case, it's fine. 🙄
I've never seen a drop in form as severe as Mac Allister. From a world class star to would struggle to get into the team for west ham.
I have no idea what the point of gakpo is either.
We look absolutely clueless
I have no idea what the point of gakpo is either.
We look absolutely clueless
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I've never seen a drop in form as severe as Mac Allister. From a world class star to would struggle to get into the team for west ham.
I have no idea what the point of gakpo is either.
We look absolutely clueless
I have no idea what the point of gakpo is either.
We look absolutely clueless
Fuck. off. Mac Allister.
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Fuck. off. Mac Allister.
Good first half, followed by a truly pathetic collapse in the second. Again.
Something has to change at the club, and I'm stunned it hasn't already.
Something has to change at the club, and I'm stunned it hasn't already.
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Good first half, followed by a truly pathetic collapse in the second. Again.
Something has to change at the club, and I'm stunned it hasn't already.
Something has to change at the club, and I'm stunned it hasn't already.
Jones should have been off sooner - now let's give Chiesa a solid...3 minutes to make a difference 🙄
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Jones should have been off sooner - now let's give Chiesa a solid...3 minutes to make a difference 🙄
Oh fuck off Mac.
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Oh fuck off Mac.
What happened to you?
What happened to you?
Wow. The time wasting for these subs is unreal.
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Wow. The time wasting for these subs is unreal.
Saw that coming the last 5 mins
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Saw that coming the last 5 mins