Formal Giraffe
formalgiraffe.bsky.social
Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking

#YNWA
Oh good.. I've caught the lurgy. 😭
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Much improved performance today

Bit flat for a while, but solid performance and job done, and honestly, it could have been 5 or 6.

Kerkez looked good too, made up he seems to be settling
January 21, 2026 at 9:55 PM
There is nothing like watching someone try a bicycle kick and fail
January 21, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Mo... Wut?
January 21, 2026 at 9:44 PM
What a bizarre foul from pavard. But.. why?
January 21, 2026 at 9:09 PM
January 21, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I'd have been fuming if that was given against us 🤷‍♂️
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Hugo been watching Darwin highlights? Stay on side you daft sod
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
We looked lively for a couple of minutes and now it's just pedestrian, slow moving, and dull.

Was really hoping for a bit of life
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Hugo is blonde again?

Well that should be 3 goals 😂
January 21, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I'm gonna need to see a BIG improvement from Mac today

Cmon the red men.. let's fuckin win
January 21, 2026 at 8:01 PM
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Uhhhh... No
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 AM
If the jingle from the old shake and vac commercial could stop playing in my head, that would be amazing
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I don't watch international games at all - but seems like it's all gone a bit bonkers in the Senegal game?
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Some really sloppy play from villa
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
There's a lot of gobshitery around this evening.

Good thing I have that block button 😂
January 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Oh well, in that case, it's fine. 🙄
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I've never seen a drop in form as severe as Mac Allister. From a world class star to would struggle to get into the team for west ham.

I have no idea what the point of gakpo is either.

We look absolutely clueless
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Fuck. off. Mac Allister.
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Good first half, followed by a truly pathetic collapse in the second. Again.

Something has to change at the club, and I'm stunned it hasn't already.
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Jones should have been off sooner - now let's give Chiesa a solid...3 minutes to make a difference 🙄
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Oh fuck off Mac.

What happened to you?
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Wow. The time wasting for these subs is unreal.
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Saw that coming the last 5 mins
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM