Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking
#YNWA
#YNWA
That isn't ok with me.
That's a LOT of red. This should have been a statement of intent
That's a LOT of red. This should have been a statement of intent
October 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That isn't ok with me.
That's a LOT of red. This should have been a statement of intent
That's a LOT of red. This should have been a statement of intent
Not quite the downward "trend"
22/23 was equal to or higher than 7 of the previous 11 years
23/24 is an statistical anomaly not seen since 14/15
22/23 was equal to or higher than 7 of the previous 11 years
23/24 is an statistical anomaly not seen since 14/15
September 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Not quite the downward "trend"
22/23 was equal to or higher than 7 of the previous 11 years
23/24 is an statistical anomaly not seen since 14/15
22/23 was equal to or higher than 7 of the previous 11 years
23/24 is an statistical anomaly not seen since 14/15
Honestly, just right here..
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Honestly, just right here..
Me, at my job, every damn day
September 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me, at my job, every damn day
This will forever be the worst cut in any movie ever made. Sultry smoky eye to nothing so he can rip his mask off 😂
August 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This will forever be the worst cut in any movie ever made. Sultry smoky eye to nothing so he can rip his mask off 😂
I'm just not going to listen to this to get the context - it's comedy gold all on its own.
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
August 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm just not going to listen to this to get the context - it's comedy gold all on its own.
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
Same here Ruben lad, I hate your players too 🤣
Batman Returns says hello..
Seconds before he rips his mask off
Seconds before he rips his mask off
August 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Batman Returns says hello..
Seconds before he rips his mask off
Seconds before he rips his mask off
It's good, but for pure unnecessary humiliation, I liked this one from the other day 😂
August 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's good, but for pure unnecessary humiliation, I liked this one from the other day 😂
Frank does not want to work today.
August 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Frank does not want to work today.
Before yesterday, I was rooting for palace to win their appeal.
And then they couldn't stay quiet during an observed silence for two young men cut down in their prime.
Fuck em. I'm glad they lost the appeal.
And then they couldn't stay quiet during an observed silence for two young men cut down in their prime.
Fuck em. I'm glad they lost the appeal.
August 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Before yesterday, I was rooting for palace to win their appeal.
And then they couldn't stay quiet during an observed silence for two young men cut down in their prime.
Fuck em. I'm glad they lost the appeal.
And then they couldn't stay quiet during an observed silence for two young men cut down in their prime.
Fuck em. I'm glad they lost the appeal.
Scheels has a really nice plain top too, unfortunately, no Scheels near me 😂
Their website still has the Nike stuff, so it's an in-person thing unless you can find similar
Their website still has the Nike stuff, so it's an in-person thing unless you can find similar
August 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Scheels has a really nice plain top too, unfortunately, no Scheels near me 😂
Their website still has the Nike stuff, so it's an in-person thing unless you can find similar
Their website still has the Nike stuff, so it's an in-person thing unless you can find similar
I saw this pic today, and I'm so sad I don't have a Scheels near me.
July 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I saw this pic today, and I'm so sad I don't have a Scheels near me.
I started typing a reply here and I literally got another one mid-sentence 🤣
July 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I started typing a reply here and I literally got another one mid-sentence 🤣
If you saw this on a TV show you wouldn't believe it.
The sheer juxtaposition of these two stories next to each other
The sheer juxtaposition of these two stories next to each other
June 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you saw this on a TV show you wouldn't believe it.
The sheer juxtaposition of these two stories next to each other
The sheer juxtaposition of these two stories next to each other
Bwahaha then you get one more awful one
June 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Bwahaha then you get one more awful one
Best I can do is a bad joke
June 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Best I can do is a bad joke
This has been me for a few weeks now, and then I think I see light at the end of the tunnel, and it's just another train of stupid shit going choo choo
June 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This has been me for a few weeks now, and then I think I see light at the end of the tunnel, and it's just another train of stupid shit going choo choo
Ugh, spoke too soon!
Realfeel is 113F
Realfeel is 113F
June 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ugh, spoke too soon!
Realfeel is 113F
Realfeel is 113F
In case you forgot what you said.
June 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In case you forgot what you said.
So it's gonna be 42C here on Saturday
I suspect Sunday morning will look something like this..
I suspect Sunday morning will look something like this..
May 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So it's gonna be 42C here on Saturday
I suspect Sunday morning will look something like this..
I suspect Sunday morning will look something like this..
Calm down Duo, it isn't that serious
May 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Calm down Duo, it isn't that serious