Formal Giraffe
@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall, the weather is nice up here, thanks for asking
#YNWA
#YNWA
It's tough watching these losses. More so because on paper, you'd say Liverpool win all but 2-3 games all season.
In the real world though, things are going wrong. The lack of belief is almost a physical thing. Zero cohesion, poor individual performances. Baffling team selections.
It is ...
In the real world though, things are going wrong. The lack of belief is almost a physical thing. Zero cohesion, poor individual performances. Baffling team selections.
It is ...
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's tough watching these losses. More so because on paper, you'd say Liverpool win all but 2-3 games all season.
In the real world though, things are going wrong. The lack of belief is almost a physical thing. Zero cohesion, poor individual performances. Baffling team selections.
It is ...
In the real world though, things are going wrong. The lack of belief is almost a physical thing. Zero cohesion, poor individual performances. Baffling team selections.
It is ...
Know the really upsetting part? I got up at 6am for that 😂
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Know the really upsetting part? I got up at 6am for that 😂
Did I spend two days wiring up and making my app ready for Google play? Sure did..
Did I then somehow manage to roll back 2 full days worth of code that I hadn't committed to GitHub yet? Sure did!
Am I sitting here sobbing, maybe
Tough lesson about committing my code a bit more often 😭
Did I then somehow manage to roll back 2 full days worth of code that I hadn't committed to GitHub yet? Sure did!
Am I sitting here sobbing, maybe
Tough lesson about committing my code a bit more often 😭
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Did I spend two days wiring up and making my app ready for Google play? Sure did..
Did I then somehow manage to roll back 2 full days worth of code that I hadn't committed to GitHub yet? Sure did!
Am I sitting here sobbing, maybe
Tough lesson about committing my code a bit more often 😭
Did I then somehow manage to roll back 2 full days worth of code that I hadn't committed to GitHub yet? Sure did!
Am I sitting here sobbing, maybe
Tough lesson about committing my code a bit more often 😭
Can anyone explain to me why the president even has the power to circumvent the legal process and issue pardons?
And I'm not just talking about the orange shit-gibbon, I mean at all, no matter who is in office
And I'm not just talking about the orange shit-gibbon, I mean at all, no matter who is in office
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Can anyone explain to me why the president even has the power to circumvent the legal process and issue pardons?
And I'm not just talking about the orange shit-gibbon, I mean at all, no matter who is in office
And I'm not just talking about the orange shit-gibbon, I mean at all, no matter who is in office
Working from home today, so I think it's a good day to put Frankenstein on while I work
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Working from home today, so I think it's a good day to put Frankenstein on while I work
How weird - the song Road Rage by Catatonia just got ear wormed into my head.. I didn't even drive into the office today 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
How weird - the song Road Rage by Catatonia just got ear wormed into my head.. I didn't even drive into the office today 🤣
I've been rewatching Vikings. Nobody believes there is any land to the west, but they capture a priest later who speaks their language fluently from traveling.
If he was around long enough to learn the language, someone would know he was from the west, so why does nobody believe the west exists?
If he was around long enough to learn the language, someone would know he was from the west, so why does nobody believe the west exists?
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've been rewatching Vikings. Nobody believes there is any land to the west, but they capture a priest later who speaks their language fluently from traveling.
If he was around long enough to learn the language, someone would know he was from the west, so why does nobody believe the west exists?
If he was around long enough to learn the language, someone would know he was from the west, so why does nobody believe the west exists?
Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I think Gomez starts ahead of Konate until we buy a *good* long term replacement
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I think Gomez starts ahead of Konate until we buy a *good* long term replacement
Great goal, can't fault marm for that.. but it is very fuckin annoying watching the Liverpool players strolling around like they don't care.
I can take a bad result, but I can't take players not being willing to run through walls for the badge
I can take a bad result, but I can't take players not being willing to run through walls for the badge
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Great goal, can't fault marm for that.. but it is very fuckin annoying watching the Liverpool players strolling around like they don't care.
I can take a bad result, but I can't take players not being willing to run through walls for the badge
I can take a bad result, but I can't take players not being willing to run through walls for the badge
I don't know if it is ineptitude or bias (ref and var both from Manchester), but the decisions are woeful.
However, that doesn't excuse the lazy, lackluster performance. Szobo, Mac, grav, Hugo - all anonymous.
Bradley is trying but doku has him in his pocket.
However, that doesn't excuse the lazy, lackluster performance. Szobo, Mac, grav, Hugo - all anonymous.
Bradley is trying but doku has him in his pocket.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don't know if it is ineptitude or bias (ref and var both from Manchester), but the decisions are woeful.
However, that doesn't excuse the lazy, lackluster performance. Szobo, Mac, grav, Hugo - all anonymous.
Bradley is trying but doku has him in his pocket.
However, that doesn't excuse the lazy, lackluster performance. Szobo, Mac, grav, Hugo - all anonymous.
Bradley is trying but doku has him in his pocket.
I hope doku stubs his toe at half time.
Bradley can't cope with him. He just needs to pretend he's vini
Bradley can't cope with him. He just needs to pretend he's vini
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I hope doku stubs his toe at half time.
Bradley can't cope with him. He just needs to pretend he's vini
Bradley can't cope with him. He just needs to pretend he's vini
Manchester ref. Manchester VAR.
Anyone shocked?
Anyone shocked?
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Manchester ref. Manchester VAR.
Anyone shocked?
Anyone shocked?
I genuinely forgot Szobo and Mac were even on the field, which isn't great..
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I genuinely forgot Szobo and Mac were even on the field, which isn't great..
I could watch that a thousand times and it still wouldn't be a penalty for me.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I could watch that a thousand times and it still wouldn't be a penalty for me.
Fantastic character shown by Sunderland.
I'm so glad I kept watching, just to see the look on Mikels face 🤣
That's what happens when you're time wasting pricks in injury time when you only have a one goal lead
I'm so glad I kept watching, just to see the look on Mikels face 🤣
That's what happens when you're time wasting pricks in injury time when you only have a one goal lead
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fantastic character shown by Sunderland.
I'm so glad I kept watching, just to see the look on Mikels face 🤣
That's what happens when you're time wasting pricks in injury time when you only have a one goal lead
I'm so glad I kept watching, just to see the look on Mikels face 🤣
That's what happens when you're time wasting pricks in injury time when you only have a one goal lead
Fantastic performance, best of the season. Solid performances from everyone.
Wirtz and Bradley were especially solid, and we look a different team with robbo starting.
I hope Bradley has a spare bedroom for Vini to sleep in, because he's still in his pocket.
On to the next one!
#LFC
Wirtz and Bradley were especially solid, and we look a different team with robbo starting.
I hope Bradley has a spare bedroom for Vini to sleep in, because he's still in his pocket.
On to the next one!
#LFC
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fantastic performance, best of the season. Solid performances from everyone.
Wirtz and Bradley were especially solid, and we look a different team with robbo starting.
I hope Bradley has a spare bedroom for Vini to sleep in, because he's still in his pocket.
On to the next one!
#LFC
Wirtz and Bradley were especially solid, and we look a different team with robbo starting.
I hope Bradley has a spare bedroom for Vini to sleep in, because he's still in his pocket.
On to the next one!
#LFC
Trying to eat some mini pizzas during half time is not for the faint of heart.. burned my mouth to hell 🤣
November 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trying to eat some mini pizzas during half time is not for the faint of heart.. burned my mouth to hell 🤣
The amount of Christmas ads to air on Nov 1st is offensive.
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The amount of Christmas ads to air on Nov 1st is offensive.
Happy Halloween all!
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a dog in a ghost costume with a pumpkin in its mouth .
ALT: a dog in a ghost costume with a pumpkin in its mouth .
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October 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Happy Halloween all!
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Jokes aside.. it's a terrible performance, and losing 6 out of 7 is a bad look for Slot..
But the fans leaving early can get fucked and not dare show their face at anfield again
But the fans leaving early can get fucked and not dare show their face at anfield again
October 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Jokes aside.. it's a terrible performance, and losing 6 out of 7 is a bad look for Slot..
But the fans leaving early can get fucked and not dare show their face at anfield again
But the fans leaving early can get fucked and not dare show their face at anfield again
Also, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Long throws have no place in the game. It's football, not fuckin handball.
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Also, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Long throws have no place in the game. It's football, not fuckin handball.