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Vie did ze German man, who voz obzest viz masturbation go to Canada?
He sort is vaz zomzink to Vancouver
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BREAKING: The Israeli Supreme Court has declared that international law does not apply to the only democracy in the Middle East so it's fine to starve Gaza x
March 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Hi Jenny, Could you put me in touch with the family? I’ve followed you here. Thank you.
March 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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You know he hates it that a. she’s a woman and b. she’s Mexican to begin with 🤦🏼‍♀️
March 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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How many trumpers does it take to change a light bulb? None! trump will declare it fixed and they'll all stand and cheer in the dark.
March 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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March 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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"Have you even said thank you?"
March 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Lie after lie has been told this week about how the Ukraine war started, from the Kremlin and the White House.

Here's our News Agents video essay which explains the truth, and spells out why Trump clings so close to Putin and lives in his warped reality.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cufM...
Ukraine War: The New Trump & Putin Axis Explained
YouTube video by The News Agents
www.youtube.com
February 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Dictators are carving the globe.

Trump is handing 20% or more of Ukraine to Putin. What next?

Trump wants Greenland, Canada, Panama, Gaza, Ukraine minerals.

Xi will want Taiwan and more.

More countries will acquire nuclear weapons to prevent territorial grabs.

Insanity is becoming the norm.
February 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Hey everyone, MapQuest and Firefox are now heading the resistance, and now we have a new plaything and a better browser!
February 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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lol 😆
February 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I know everything feels grim right now but let's be realistic. These people are idiots. They're going to tank their economy. They're going to fuck-up every deal they sign. They're going to leave America looking shattered and deranged. And all those who supported them will look as idiotic as they are
February 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Why garden peas?
Because taking a shit in your garden would really irk the neighbours!
February 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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There’s this…
February 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I feel incredibly fortunate in my being late diagnosed by a psychiatrist who not only had years of experience w/autistic humans of all ages but understood how women masked and said these words to me after my assesment…”I believe autistic humans know more than anyone who they are.” Yes I cried.
February 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Dear media,

No, Trump isn’t “signaling” that he “might” ignore the courts.

He. Is. Ignoring. The. Fucking. Courts.

The end.

Do your damn job.
February 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM