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forkbuddy.bsky.social
@forkbuddy.bsky.social
I like forks 🤗
Married to a very handsome spoon!
Zealots will be blocked 🚫
Wurst piece
January 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
December 22, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Good Morning peeps!
I need your help….
My wife want a new perfume for Christmas. She likes a heavy fragrance with musk. So far my internet searching has only come up with this….
December 19, 2024 at 9:26 AM
This isn’t any old toast, this is crematorium toast!
December 4, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I think there maybe something wrong with the internet! I can assure you my search request was innocent!
December 2, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Found it!
December 2, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Yummy!
December 1, 2024 at 9:52 PM
They’re cute when they’re angry!
December 1, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Couldn’t find a picture of huge blinkers but this’ll do! My impression of British liberals :-
November 29, 2024 at 9:12 AM
OMG!! Just went to our favourite restaurant in Westwood Cross and guess who we bumped into?…..
That’s right, it’s Dave Cameron
November 26, 2024 at 12:59 PM
By far the most prolific cereal killer!
November 25, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I’m not here for dating…..sorry!
November 23, 2024 at 11:23 PM
No, this is me heating my bits up!
November 22, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Eat it! All of it!
November 17, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Yo! Check these eyebrows out bro!
November 15, 2024 at 9:45 PM
You are a good person! Me on the other hand wants to know where were they rescued from!
November 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
My latest painting, from a photo borrowed from a Twitter friend.
November 15, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Lady who shit on you, she wants her shit back!
Ok…. Cough.
November 14, 2024 at 9:42 AM