elonspeculum
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elonspeculum
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If you’re visiting:
Hello, I’m Katelin, 31.
Don’t bring no weird shit over here I’m begging.
Anyway, enjoy and welcome 🥹
My niece refers to mutt as the doggy song 🤣
May 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Now that the NFL draft has been done

Let’s move on to that Pope draft
April 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Im actually gonna crash tf out
April 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
idk but BABY BELUGA IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA SWIMS SO WILD AND HE SWIMS SO FREE really hit
14. Who was the teacher that made you think that learning can be fun?
April 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can’t sleep without having the craziest dreams fr

Like… i was getting strangled (prolly bc it’s dry as fuck and my throat hurts but still)
April 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I have had the wildest few days and holy shit
April 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’ve been focusing on napping w the transition bc it’s wild
April 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Oh also hello
I’m back on my meds
April 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My big boy has been on a billboard 3x and ads for the charter school for three years now that he hasn’t went to

He’s cute and you guys are weird
April 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Once I said don’t get me flowers and pay a bill

Ok so like I got flowers too 🤭🤭🤭
April 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Obese Class lll here. Big Body H2 Hummer with the spinning rims.
Obese Class I checking in
I’m still Obese Class II 🤣🤣🤣
April 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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The friend agenda doesn’t work with me. If I don’t want you from the beginning then I never will.
April 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m not gonna argue w someone who read the Bible for the first time as an adult 🤷🏽‍♀️
April 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“19 felonies, no convictions”
April 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s embarrassing bc it’s really my government name 😭
March 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I miss him so much 😞
March 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Tomorrow is my baby brothers birthday

He’d be 26 tomorrow

(This is also the funniest thing I’ve ever done so enjoy pls)
March 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My sisters dog has made it apparent we gotta put the damn pantry doors back on 😭
March 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
that our*
Are they dropping all our taxes bc they swiped all the agencies or taxes go to
March 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Are they dropping all our taxes bc they swiped all the agencies or taxes go to
March 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’d love to be so far out from reality that banning pop (which is cheaper than water) is my number one priority to worry about
March 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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hardest pill to swallow is realizing people do not care. they will hurt you and really go on about their lives. not even slightly affected about what they did to you and how you feel. regardless if it’s friendships, relationships, or family.
March 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My big son packed his own lunch in preparation for my grandma to pick him up so he didn’t go hungry on the trip to the indoor playground she knew nothing about prior but agreed to
March 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM