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Keesh
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Cancerian Cancer with an affinity for brunch and naps. Quietly hilarious. Deeply unserious. Unfortunately, being a Howard alum is a personality trait for me.
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Merry Christmas 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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“You was just being friendly? Oh.”
December 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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“Coming in March: Police Police: Stories of the Police.”
- Paramount+, probably.
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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goin from 76 thursday to 33 today aint crazy?
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Lmfaoooo dawgggg 😭😭😂😂
December 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Wanting someone to be gentle with you while you remain mean not crazy to y'all?
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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The wind sounds like it wants to come in here and get me.
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I speak to yall every day. Yall are not bots and neither am I. There are quite a few of yall that if you suddenly disappeared I would worry or be sad. I would consider that attachment. So what if I’ve never seen your legs? I gotta stand in front of somebody to give af? STRICT.
December 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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alrighty

i got till the third to hustle for rent and utilities till i get evicted

380/960

give a bitch a boost would ya

linktr.ee/tichatnwa

(also i sell porn ;)
December 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Until white liberals reckon with their own privilege they’re enemy adjacent. Idc.
December 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Yes. They both have a chore list and if they complete all of their chores for the week they earn $10.

They get paid on Fridays.
For the ppl who have kids, do yall pay yall kids to do chores? How much and how often?
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Yes. My kids have a weekly allowance and a chore chart. They get $15 a week if they complete all their chores for that week. I take money off depending on which chores they forget or how often they forget them.
For the ppl who have kids, do yall pay yall kids to do chores? How much and how often?
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
About to go downstairs to make some potato soup though I don’t think I’m going to eat it. Just making some for the fam.
What y’all eating for dinner? It’s too much trying to decide.
December 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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FYI: moving everything from substack to my website by January 2nd.

If you want to keep up with my personal essays, you can sign up for my newsletter that comes directly from my website when I post.

www.kalyncoghill.com
Dr. Kay Coghill (they/them)
Kay Coghill is a Black feminist scholar, abortion doula, activist and communications professional/consultant for hire.
www.kalyncoghill.com
December 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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The thing I feel like I was least prepared for about adulthood was dealing with grief and how often I would have to do it. My grief, other people's grief, grief over death, grief over loss. It's such a difficult emotion and it feels like the older I get the more I run into it.
December 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I want it immediately.
Okay, walk with me.

Keeping Score: a docuseries about how scores for movies and tv shows are made. Like from composition to full execution, following the musicians and composers’ processes.
December 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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This is a setup for a Saw movie
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The ball dropped at 12:00 and Dick was off camera and in a heated room by 12:10.
We didn't even have Dick for that long.
I just heard on the radio that Ryan Seacrest’s Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve is gonna air from 8pm to 4am New Year’s Eve.

8 hours of Ryan Seacrest is about 12 hours too many.
December 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Don't even wax for valentine's day. I don't care if you put it up in a chic 90's updo
December 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Just be your fucking self. I know it’s hard cause you’re a loser but damn, at least embrace that and try to do better 😭
December 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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He introduced himself today.

Crush: Over.
Just saw a physique at the gym that woke up something in me. I’m literally blushing
December 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Deleting a post before sending cause you realize you don’t really care >>>>>>
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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That’s fine. I might get pregnant but I wouldn’t stay pregnant.
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM