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Markus
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“Nothing’s ever perfect… Earth turns on a tilted axis, just doing the best it can.” - Hohenheim of Light

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I wanna be in a Dimension 20 campaign 🤔
August 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I fully believe Jesus would stand for the people of Palestine.

And Israel would assassinate him with American guns.
August 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Sex really do improving shit tho. You and your partner have amazing sex in the morning and can’t shit fuck with you for the rest of the day. It’s cardio and good for the heart. Now if I could just…..
July 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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We can throw Sydney Sweeney and American eagle away.

Because fuck Nazis, eugenics, all that beige shit just fuck it all.
July 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Plug Love with your summer fling >>>>>>>
If you really want to bond…watch a really terrible Tubi movie together.
July 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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If you really want to bond…watch a really terrible Tubi movie together.
July 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The 1st trailer for ‘AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES’ is here.

Releasing on Digital September 19
July 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Yeah, that’s how cooperation interviews work
BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell received limited immunity during meetings with deputy AG, per ABC
July 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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So if we have this correct: an app that was supposed to be a safe haven for women to discuss men that are unsafe...gets doxxed by a bunch of men, making every woman there unsafe.

So when women come out and say that no one will believe them when they come forward with credible allegations....
A spokesperson for the Tea app, which aims to be a place for women to “safely talk about men,” confirmed it was hacked.

The company “estimates that 72,000 images, including 13,000 verification photos and images of government IDs, were accessed”
Tea app hacked: 13,000 photos leaked after 4chan call to action
The viral app requires new users to take selfies, which it says it deletes after review.
www.nbcnews.com
July 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Happy Fat Cock Friday!
July 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Instead of #SkeetsAfterDark we’re doing #NightSky 👀
November 18, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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Whom can I do this to?
June 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Leave me and my 92% out of it.
BREAKING: Iran says Israel and America will pay a very heavy price
June 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
They said Kamala would be just as bad.
June 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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It’s #ThickDickThursday right?
May 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Early morning #ThickDickThursday post 😮‍💨
June 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
An Inuyasha cosplay in Elden Ring would go so fucking hard!!!
May 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Everyone’s gotten so creative with their Elden Ring builds in the last year. Makes me proud 😌
May 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Getting invaded in Elden Ring:
Games are so crazy cause u could spend an hr getting to a level and be killed by “DicklePickle6969xD”
May 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Games are so crazy cause u could spend an hr getting to a level and be killed by “DicklePickle6969xD”
May 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Just sick.
I truly pray he didn’t do this while Cassie testified. That’s disgusting.
May 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Less than 7 sec video of you 💋
May 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Lol I was recommending a friend get a VCR and find one of these tapes the other day
May 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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life update — i’m getting fully funded and PAID to go to grad school :)
April 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM