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Jake
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Evertonian. Hate football. Love food, music, cricket and dirty beaches. Excellent at swearing 🤬
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November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Donald Trump is gunning for the BBC, and Farage is cheering him on. Want to know why? Follow the money…
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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A Jordan Banksy has popped up overnight...
October 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Feels like Zack Polanski is building some momentum. Won't be long until they come for him. The same way they did with Corbyn and Mick Lynch. Smear campaigns, fake stories on social media etc and the flag shaggers will gobble it all up.
October 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Just used ChatGPT for a bit of relationship advice / psychoanalysis. It felt a bit wrong but bloody hell it was accurate and useful 🤯
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
😂😂😂

Like to credit the creator where possible, I've nabbed off The Daily Mash or something on FB, they may have nabbed it off someone else.
September 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Average attendances so far this season. Good to see us nearer where we should be. Didn't realise West Ham still got so many.
September 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good god I hate that Shite Sports premier league theme tune "Greatest of all time" or whatever it says 🤮 tacky and chavy as fuck.
September 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
😂 I hope the flag shaggers have the brain cells to look at Reforms economic plans. They said Corbyn believed in a money tree 😂
September 6, 2025 at 7:26 AM
This tells you why the Premier League is shite and has been for so long. Same few teams spend 3-4 times any others EVERY SEASON. It's shite, simple as that, not sport at all. The media convince people otherwise because they're on the gravy train but more fans are seeing it. Football will eat itself.
Liverpool had the highest gross spend of £393m, followed by Chelsea £284m and Arsenal £254m, though six clubs in total spent more than £200m, highlighting the depth of financial strength in the Premier League #LFC #CFC #AFC
September 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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It’s Carlos Valderrama’s birthday today. You remember him.

Brilliant player. And some haircut too…
September 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I think Merlin could be a great signing. Germany U21's, big tall centre midfielder who looks comfortable on the ball and has a goal in him. Really compliments the "holy shinity" in front of him.
September 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Come on Everton stop pissing about with daft reveal videos, just let us know we've got Merlin done
September 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Meanwhile, in Newcastle...
September 1, 2025 at 10:32 AM
With only 25hrs of the transfer window to go the lack of any rumours does make it feel like we may not get any more arrivals 😬
August 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Another 'apology', funny the way it keeps having to apologise for mistakes that lead to a certain few teams winning all the time isn't it? Some don't even get an apology and zero attention in the media.
The PGMOL have acknowledged that VAR made a mistake in disallowing Josh King's goal for Fulham against Chelsea. (Sky sports)
August 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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This is my flag.
August 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Noticed Garner dropped into a "no. 6" role after the substitutions last night. He also did it in preseason a bit. It could become his strongest position. Shielding the defence and constantly being available for the easy pass, Gareth Barry style. It allows the 2 other midfielders to get forward more.
August 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Lovely new tune from Richard Ashcroft.

open.spotify.com/track/1LYQnX...
Lovin' You
open.spotify.com
August 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
UP THE FUKIN TOFFEES 💙
Absolutely buzzin for today.
Went the second test event but today is the real day. I have no doubts we'll be louder than ever and the Royal Blue Mersey will be bouncing 💙
August 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This was the first time I experienced the new sensation known as "VAR Rage" It's happened many times since. It includes a loss of speech, the questioning of ones own consciousness and then sanity. Finally it ends with a "the Premier League is so corrupt, what's the fukin point".
Remember when Brighton got a penalty for this?

VAR. Football’s all seeing eye. Football’s pedantic autocorrect. Manned in this case by Lee Mason at Stockley Park who whispered sweet nothings in Andrew Madley’s ear until he awarded a penalty.
August 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If I'm reading the situation right, Everton went full Colleen Rooney with the Nathan Ake story to fish out the leak, The bobble head lad gobbled it up hook line and sinker. Now they've shut him down.
Incredible Everton online drama 😂
August 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Used to love these ads in games mags. Imported machines and games were an unaffordable exotic desire for me as a teenager. A mate had a jap Super Famicom (SNES), blew my mind 😂
Just a few weeks before the Mega Drive launched in Europe, this ad essentially represented the peak of the import games biz. The SNES helped buoy the grey market for another year or two - but it was basically a slow decline from hereon as official machines finally took over.
August 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Mate who's in the ground says Garner is warming up with Tarks, OBrien and Keane so looks like he's playing either RB or LB in a back 4.
August 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM