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Conor Macken
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Porter Enthusiast.
Bullshit red.
November 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What time is the rapture tomorrow? Should I make plans for dinner or have a good lunch instead?

I would hate to arrive in the afterlife hungry: I'd be all grumpy & wouldn't enjoy it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Should have been an offside penalty there, not a scrum. #fravire
September 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
#larvmun what was that card for? Skelton had the ball= tackle.
April 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Whatever happened to Yoplait?
February 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Good finish there by Louis Billy Barry. #EngvFra
February 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Merry #Sixmas everyone!
January 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Reposted by Conor Macken
January 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
So they tell me 2024 is over but I hadn't even finished October yet!
January 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Happy Christmas to all.

For those of you who cannot celebrate the day with your loved ones, you can always spend it with your family instead.
December 25, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Close Encounters of the Third Kind is on, so it MUST be Christmas.

For some reason...
December 24, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Reposted by Conor Macken
Today’s poem is called ‘Meeting Deadlines’.
December 3, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Mince pie season is upon us. What a wonderful time of the year!
November 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Lansdowne Road: we can't hear you! #IREvARG
November 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Christmas ads in November & early December can go and shite.
November 15, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Are all rabbits racist?
November 13, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Cooking tip: save time when preparing celery for a meal by firing it all directly into the bin.
October 31, 2023 at 12:45 PM