FMTregz
@fmtregz.bsky.social
Am I allowed to make cycling jokes over here?
Hello people that used to do twitter.
In not doing Twitter anymore, you might have missed something I did that’s exciting.
So yeah!
Cheers!
In not doing Twitter anymore, you might have missed something I did that’s exciting.
So yeah!
Cheers!
September 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Hello people that used to do twitter.
In not doing Twitter anymore, you might have missed something I did that’s exciting.
So yeah!
Cheers!
In not doing Twitter anymore, you might have missed something I did that’s exciting.
So yeah!
Cheers!
What’s your death row meal?
The last thing you’ll ever eat.
And don’t say Ass you bunch of perverts.
Das 4 puddin’
Im going full blown roast dinner.
Can’t beat it.
The last thing you’ll ever eat.
And don’t say Ass you bunch of perverts.
Das 4 puddin’
Im going full blown roast dinner.
Can’t beat it.
May 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
What’s your death row meal?
The last thing you’ll ever eat.
And don’t say Ass you bunch of perverts.
Das 4 puddin’
Im going full blown roast dinner.
Can’t beat it.
The last thing you’ll ever eat.
And don’t say Ass you bunch of perverts.
Das 4 puddin’
Im going full blown roast dinner.
Can’t beat it.
Another year.
Another season of Britains got talent.
And another reminder that my kids are absolutely fucking useless.
Another season of Britains got talent.
And another reminder that my kids are absolutely fucking useless.
March 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Another year.
Another season of Britains got talent.
And another reminder that my kids are absolutely fucking useless.
Another season of Britains got talent.
And another reminder that my kids are absolutely fucking useless.
Wouldn’t be right would it.
February 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Wouldn’t be right would it.
If you’re allergic to peanuts, I just wanted to say….
I hope you accidentally fall through the roof of a KP factory and explode into a thousand pieces.
Ruined revels for the rest of us you awful selfish horrible people
I hope you accidentally fall through the roof of a KP factory and explode into a thousand pieces.
Ruined revels for the rest of us you awful selfish horrible people
February 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you’re allergic to peanuts, I just wanted to say….
I hope you accidentally fall through the roof of a KP factory and explode into a thousand pieces.
Ruined revels for the rest of us you awful selfish horrible people
I hope you accidentally fall through the roof of a KP factory and explode into a thousand pieces.
Ruined revels for the rest of us you awful selfish horrible people
Happy “reduced to fuck 2 for 1 delicious meals you can eat on your own woop woop 2 steaks and a bottle of red for half price because men are fuggen useless” day!
*I have had the wine
*I have had the wine
February 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Happy “reduced to fuck 2 for 1 delicious meals you can eat on your own woop woop 2 steaks and a bottle of red for half price because men are fuggen useless” day!
*I have had the wine
*I have had the wine
Merry Christmas kids xx
December 20, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Merry Christmas kids xx
Reposted by FMTregz
'Your Uncle Paedo's not coming for Christmas Dinner this year'
'Cause of the Paedo thing?'
'Weirdly, no.'
'Cause of the Paedo thing?'
'Weirdly, no.'
December 16, 2024 at 5:27 PM
'Your Uncle Paedo's not coming for Christmas Dinner this year'
'Cause of the Paedo thing?'
'Weirdly, no.'
'Cause of the Paedo thing?'
'Weirdly, no.'
Reposted by FMTregz
If Jimmy Nail and Roseanne Barr opened a manicure salon they could call it Jimmy and Roseanne’s Manicures
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 AM
If Jimmy Nail and Roseanne Barr opened a manicure salon they could call it Jimmy and Roseanne’s Manicures
Compressed nerve.
3rd time in 12 months.
How on the edge can you be before you run out of edge to edge on.
3rd time in 12 months.
How on the edge can you be before you run out of edge to edge on.
November 30, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Compressed nerve.
3rd time in 12 months.
How on the edge can you be before you run out of edge to edge on.
3rd time in 12 months.
How on the edge can you be before you run out of edge to edge on.
I’m off to San Jose tomorrow.
Anyone been? Tips and things to see?
Anyone been? Tips and things to see?
November 24, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I’m off to San Jose tomorrow.
Anyone been? Tips and things to see?
Anyone been? Tips and things to see?
I’ve just eaten so much roast dinner I physically can’t wear clothing.
I hope everyone treats their Sundays as wholesomely as I do.
I hope everyone treats their Sundays as wholesomely as I do.
November 24, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I’ve just eaten so much roast dinner I physically can’t wear clothing.
I hope everyone treats their Sundays as wholesomely as I do.
I hope everyone treats their Sundays as wholesomely as I do.
I haven’t used a GIf on this platform yet.
So I thought I’d hit the button and see what the first one was.
Not a great start is it?
So I thought I’d hit the button and see what the first one was.
Not a great start is it?
Eric Andre GIF
ALT: Eric Andre GIF
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I haven’t used a GIf on this platform yet.
So I thought I’d hit the button and see what the first one was.
Not a great start is it?
So I thought I’d hit the button and see what the first one was.
Not a great start is it?
Yeah I like it here.
I’m in.
I’m in.
November 17, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Yeah I like it here.
I’m in.
I’m in.
So then.
It’s literally the same as Twitter was yes?
Excellent.
It’s literally the same as Twitter was yes?
Excellent.
November 17, 2024 at 6:10 PM
So then.
It’s literally the same as Twitter was yes?
Excellent.
It’s literally the same as Twitter was yes?
Excellent.