fmcfad01
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I promise there will be 100% less DC311 posts here. Ward 5 stuff. Go Birds. 🚲🛴🍻🐶🤙
![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How about we just call a pedo a pedo regardless of what political party they're from, or if they're the president. They can all go to jail.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
How about we just call a pedo a pedo regardless of what political party they're from, or if they're the president. They can all go to jail.
Me in Hawaii rooting against the Dodgers and also remembering Joe Carter beating the Phillies in 1993.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me in Hawaii rooting against the Dodgers and also remembering Joe Carter beating the Phillies in 1993.
Is there a way to gable on the success/adoption of AI/autonomous nonsense? Like, where can I take the under. I'd even like to bet the under on the order of like 3d TV adoption under. No one needs or wants this shit.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Is there a way to gable on the success/adoption of AI/autonomous nonsense? Like, where can I take the under. I'd even like to bet the under on the order of like 3d TV adoption under. No one needs or wants this shit.
I don't know what the f this even means, but I'm 100% it's stupid.
November 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I don't know what the f this even means, but I'm 100% it's stupid.
I've learned that cats really don't give AF about other cats because after our fire, our neighborhood cat that used to stay with us came right back inside after 1.5 years and left her new cat friend outside, since they are too scared to follow her in. Kinda funny to observe.
October 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I've learned that cats really don't give AF about other cats because after our fire, our neighborhood cat that used to stay with us came right back inside after 1.5 years and left her new cat friend outside, since they are too scared to follow her in. Kinda funny to observe.
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Cars. Ruin. Everything.
‘Car Brain’ Is Making the US Unhealthy and Dangerous. EVs Won’t Fix It.
A trio of new books argue that we need to confront the full range of costs that car-based living has imposed on our cities, our health and our society.
www.bloomberg.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Cars. Ruin. Everything.
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NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
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It's great that we're decking over this open car pit in Dupont, but the fact it costs $40 Million for this is such a scam. This US is set up so that even the most basic public goods are so inexplicably expensive that we hardly ever get any. Scam.
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's great that we're decking over this open car pit in Dupont, but the fact it costs $40 Million for this is such a scam. This US is set up so that even the most basic public goods are so inexplicably expensive that we hardly ever get any. Scam.
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To give you a sense of the opportunity cost, $40 million would probably enough to convert most of the District’s 74 miles of painted bike lanes to protected lanes.
It's great that we're decking over this open car pit in Dupont, but the fact it costs $40 Million for this is such a scam. This US is set up so that even the most basic public goods are so inexplicably expensive that we hardly ever get any. Scam.
October 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
To give you a sense of the opportunity cost, $40 million would probably enough to convert most of the District’s 74 miles of painted bike lanes to protected lanes.
London Heathrow is a professionally run facility that should be taken seriously.
September 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
London Heathrow is a professionally run facility that should be taken seriously.
So one party basically owns all of social media now.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
So one party basically owns all of social media now.
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Amazing sandwiches and football at Bub and Pop’s tomorrow
September 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Amazing sandwiches and football at Bub and Pop’s tomorrow
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Awful team playing in a dystopian fascist police state. What's not to love?
September 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Awful team playing in a dystopian fascist police state. What's not to love?
I'm really gonna have to change my lifestyle if I can't being in public with an open container of alcohol. That's kind of my neighborhood identity.
NON-DRIVING RELATED
-Smoking weed in a public place
-Possessing weed in public
-Being in public with an open container of alcohol
-Metro fare evasion
-Carrying a gun outside your house
-Writing or drawing with chalk on the street
-Smoking weed in a public place
-Possessing weed in public
-Being in public with an open container of alcohol
-Metro fare evasion
-Carrying a gun outside your house
-Writing or drawing with chalk on the street
September 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm really gonna have to change my lifestyle if I can't being in public with an open container of alcohol. That's kind of my neighborhood identity.
This weather rules and it sounds like summer with all these cicadas chirping. A+ evening.
August 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This weather rules and it sounds like summer with all these cicadas chirping. A+ evening.
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Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
August 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
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It's not the Boston Tea Party, but the man who threw a footlong sub at a federal police officer has become an unexpected symbol of D.C.'s resistance to Trump. "It’s some version of a primal collective scream for everyone who loves D.C.," says a local printmaker. 51st.news/the-subrisin...
How a thrown sandwich became a symbol of D.C.’s resistance
In an already surreal moment, Washingtonians have embraced bread puns, sandwich flags, and sub-themed street art as a form of protest.
51st.news
August 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's not the Boston Tea Party, but the man who threw a footlong sub at a federal police officer has become an unexpected symbol of D.C.'s resistance to Trump. "It’s some version of a primal collective scream for everyone who loves D.C.," says a local printmaker. 51st.news/the-subrisin...
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not even a week after Sandwich Guy caught a federal felony assault charge for the use of a sandwich
“Federal prosecutors in D.C. have been instructed not to seek felony charges against people who are carrying rifles or shotguns in [DC], regardless of the strength of the evidence, according to U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro and an email reviewed by [WaPo].” www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Pirro’s office won’t pursue gun charges over carrying rifles, shotguns
A statement from Pirro on Tuesday said D.C.’s blanket prohibition on carrying shotguns or rifles “is clearly a violation of the Supreme Court’s holdings.”
www.washingtonpost.com
August 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
not even a week after Sandwich Guy caught a federal felony assault charge for the use of a sandwich
Does anyone know how to get the national guard or FBI to come to my house? This week some perp came up in my yard and stole several of my scotch bonnets for the second time. There are real crimes being committed in DC and this must stop!
August 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Does anyone know how to get the national guard or FBI to come to my house? This week some perp came up in my yard and stole several of my scotch bonnets for the second time. There are real crimes being committed in DC and this must stop!
www.washingtonian.com/2025/08/07/b...
Steeze Burger's main appeal is that they talk to you like a bro when you order. Pretty mid otherwise.
Steeze Burger's main appeal is that they talk to you like a bro when you order. Pretty mid otherwise.
30 Best Burgers to Bite Into in the DC Area
Our favorites burgers, from juicy bistro burgers to double-stacked smashies—plus, great fries.
www.washingtonian.com
August 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
www.washingtonian.com/2025/08/07/b...
Steeze Burger's main appeal is that they talk to you like a bro when you order. Pretty mid otherwise.
Steeze Burger's main appeal is that they talk to you like a bro when you order. Pretty mid otherwise.
For real, Analogic airport scanners have to be the worst invention ever. Let's take a terrible process and then make it even more poorly automated and slower. Brilliant. Easily the worst part of Huntsville airport.
August 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
For real, Analogic airport scanners have to be the worst invention ever. Let's take a terrible process and then make it even more poorly automated and slower. Brilliant. Easily the worst part of Huntsville airport.
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This book is cruel and unusual punishment
August 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This book is cruel and unusual punishment