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sapphic fujoshi <> elite tr*nny <> haskell cabalist <> ambient listener
I miss berlin :(
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
damn maybe I am hot…
February 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
under basically every Nadal v. Federer clip posted online is a comments section filled with some of the gayest prose ever penned by man
February 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
never a bad time for a cigarette… 💅🚬
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
therapy has never felt particularly effective for me but at a minimum it serves the vital role of telling me every couple weeks that I should focus less on work and more on becoming hot
February 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
starting to think that most social media is just terrible for me
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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tapping the sign
i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
fuck lol
oh, you're AMAB NB? are you NB (cis man) or NB (insecure trans woman)?
February 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
why anyone finds the need to defend w*ll st*ncil I will never know
This is the stuff that marks someone as a danger.

Not even just that he intends to sneak back into an organizing space where he’s been told that he’s unwanted; the need to publicly brag about it, and make sure everyone knows.

You cannot do collaborative work with someone who only centers himself.
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
woman who defines her identity entirely through her neuroticism
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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getting killed in the street is a distraction from kitchen table issues, like breakfast
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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haven't been on twitter so i've missed most of the news until now but Lmfao at this email
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Girls just want one thing* and it’s fucking disgusting
*a beret from every distinguishable color in the visible spectrum
January 30, 2026 at 10:02 PM
despite having an entirely E/spiro regimen I’ve had pretty insane boob growth since starting hrt. the funny (tragic) part is that I’d honestly prefer they be a lot smaller
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Free jazz is agp but post bop is passoid
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year!

Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him.

He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary.

His health is declining.

Public outrage might save his life.

Say his name:
Sign the Petition
Demand the Release of Rodney Taylor from ICE Detention
www.change.org
January 29, 2026 at 9:22 AM
always astounded at how much clout this old pedophile continues to hold
We’re excited to announce that David Brooks is joining The Atlantic as a staff writer. The Atlantic will be the home for all of his writing, and he will also host a new weekly video podcast that will launch later this spring. www.theatlantic.com/press-releas...
The Atlantic hires David Brooks as a staff writer
New home for his writing, and to launch a video podcast
www.theatlantic.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
thinking about how I was a total fujoshi long before I realized I was trans
January 29, 2026 at 8:28 PM
not saying that writing a package manager for windows is an easy task, but is chocolatey really the best that we as a society could come up with
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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i was born trans but i wasn't born knowing
as true as "born this way" rhetoric is i hate how it reinforces the idea that transitioning is a last resort
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
still not over pabst theater group charging me $10 for a canned IPA
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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my 2 best ideas for tech blogs are first and foremost "does it beep", a site that rates electronic devices on the quality and quantity of its beeps, whistles and screetches. secondarily a blog called "earphones for big heads" that rates headphones based on how comfortable they are on a big head
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
my job after the revolution will be teaching Haskell to Java devs in the reeducation camps
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
it’s never too late to become pure of heart…
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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what if you died and they were like "sorry ur going to hell because god told us that actually the only non sinful form of audio media to enjoy was ambient field recordings"

and they pull up your End Of Life Wrapped™ and show that you were like, 2 hours listening time off from the heaven threshold
January 26, 2026 at 10:00 PM