Flying Toaster
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Communist computer-liker. Free Palestine, the USA deserves a Century of Humiliation.
I feel like Olivia Nuzzi imagines her prose reading like something that pairs with some smoky saxophone music in the background, but really it reads like someone is playing the Jurassic Park theme very badly on a melodica.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I feel like Olivia Nuzzi imagines her prose reading like something that pairs with some smoky saxophone music in the background, but really it reads like someone is playing the Jurassic Park theme very badly on a melodica.
Guy who's relieved that Cormac McCarthy was never mentioned in the Epstein emails after hurriedly sifting through all 23000 of them.
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Guy who's relieved that Cormac McCarthy was never mentioned in the Epstein emails after hurriedly sifting through all 23000 of them.
Going on r/mildlyinfuriating and get actually infuriated because it's all just people complaining about their treats being disappointing. What a fucking place.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Going on r/mildlyinfuriating and get actually infuriated because it's all just people complaining about their treats being disappointing. What a fucking place.
Lol if there was any doubt in your mind that Epstein did not kill himself:
![From: Michael Wolff
Sent: 1/8/2018 10:57:20 AM
To: jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Subject: Re:
Importance: High
Up?
On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 9:37 PM jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
212 772 9416
On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:46 PM, Michael Wolff wrote:
Just his plan. Trump is going to go down--why doesn't use this opportunity to strike out on his own? Also,
gently imply I have tapes. I wonder, btw, if he isn't interested in talking to you about in fact bringing down
Trump. Can't wait to hear?
On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:31 PM jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
I didn't offer him a time yet . As I need my marching orders;)
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November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Lol if there was any doubt in your mind that Epstein did not kill himself:
My Mom, watching the gun-barrel intro to the next James Bond move: "Oh, who's that guy? Why's he shooting the camera? Is he the bad guy?"
My Dad, quietly sobbing into his popcorn: "I don't know honey. I don't know and I'm *scared*"
My Dad, quietly sobbing into his popcorn: "I don't know honey. I don't know and I'm *scared*"
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My Mom, watching the gun-barrel intro to the next James Bond move: "Oh, who's that guy? Why's he shooting the camera? Is he the bad guy?"
My Dad, quietly sobbing into his popcorn: "I don't know honey. I don't know and I'm *scared*"
My Dad, quietly sobbing into his popcorn: "I don't know honey. I don't know and I'm *scared*"
Thinking about how they gave the oldest Predator in "Alien vs Predator" a cape and I'm just wondering what the purpose of it could be.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Thinking about how they gave the oldest Predator in "Alien vs Predator" a cape and I'm just wondering what the purpose of it could be.
Gonna put this baby on and tell people I'm dressed up as the ghost of a good head coach.
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Gonna put this baby on and tell people I'm dressed up as the ghost of a good head coach.
Hey has anyone lost a monkey? Let me know if you're in Jasper County MS and you lost a monkey.
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hey has anyone lost a monkey? Let me know if you're in Jasper County MS and you lost a monkey.
Marrying a woman and then searching for her long-lost boy using regex, call that a grepson
October 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Marrying a woman and then searching for her long-lost boy using regex, call that a grepson
Hozier, commissioning Dr Viktor Frankenstein to create a manservant: "Make me a Lurch"
October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hozier, commissioning Dr Viktor Frankenstein to create a manservant: "Make me a Lurch"
"This far more represents who I am now than even the skull and crossbones did."
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"This far more represents who I am now than even the skull and crossbones did."
Please, we must get everyone into the tent. Even this guy. He's nominally still with the Brain Eating Party, but please trust him and compromise with what he wants, so we can get rid of Trump, even though Trump also wants your brains.
October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Please, we must get everyone into the tent. Even this guy. He's nominally still with the Brain Eating Party, but please trust him and compromise with what he wants, so we can get rid of Trump, even though Trump also wants your brains.
The executor of my grandpa's will fucked up writing the will and now I'm sitting all day in prostate court getting this all fixed.
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The executor of my grandpa's will fucked up writing the will and now I'm sitting all day in prostate court getting this all fixed.
Absolutely no-one who boosts LLMs and image generators can explain how stacking a bunch of software that produces text based on statistical likelihood of it matching a prompt will result in any form of real intelligence.
It's like claiming that intelligence is inside a book rather than a brain.
It's like claiming that intelligence is inside a book rather than a brain.
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Absolutely no-one who boosts LLMs and image generators can explain how stacking a bunch of software that produces text based on statistical likelihood of it matching a prompt will result in any form of real intelligence.
It's like claiming that intelligence is inside a book rather than a brain.
It's like claiming that intelligence is inside a book rather than a brain.
I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle
Fine. Fine. Is this what you car sickos really want? Brown? Manual? Okay. Whatever.
October 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Fine. Fine. Is this what you car sickos really want? Brown? Manual? Okay. Whatever.
People who believe that men and women are equal in society need to realize it took 16 years for a famous woman to even feel comfortable enough posting this sort of cringe about their sex life in public.
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
People who believe that men and women are equal in society need to realize it took 16 years for a famous woman to even feel comfortable enough posting this sort of cringe about their sex life in public.
Fuck I had to take time off for medical shit these last two days, my co-workers gonna think I'm a Swiftie.
October 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Fuck I had to take time off for medical shit these last two days, my co-workers gonna think I'm a Swiftie.
Booting multiple Linux distros off of different drives without GRUB kinda fucks.
No one can tell I game, you can't find my games, and the way I get to them is giving my computer a little tickle when it's waking up. It's like being able to start up a car in Mad Max
No one can tell I game, you can't find my games, and the way I get to them is giving my computer a little tickle when it's waking up. It's like being able to start up a car in Mad Max
October 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Booting multiple Linux distros off of different drives without GRUB kinda fucks.
No one can tell I game, you can't find my games, and the way I get to them is giving my computer a little tickle when it's waking up. It's like being able to start up a car in Mad Max
No one can tell I game, you can't find my games, and the way I get to them is giving my computer a little tickle when it's waking up. It's like being able to start up a car in Mad Max
Dual booting Linux distros without GRUB absolutely fucks.
October 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dual booting Linux distros without GRUB absolutely fucks.
I feel like the only good nostalgia is for physical media. Going out and getting a physical object gave the experience of consuming media a little more investment due to the effort getting it. Digitized media doesn't have that - it's way easier to just turn something off rather than stick with it.
September 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I feel like the only good nostalgia is for physical media. Going out and getting a physical object gave the experience of consuming media a little more investment due to the effort getting it. Digitized media doesn't have that - it's way easier to just turn something off rather than stick with it.
Guy at DICE who spent the last 6 months making the "Bonesaw Weapons Pack" DLC for Battlefield 6:
Ah shit, fuck.
Ah shit, fuck.
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Guy at DICE who spent the last 6 months making the "Bonesaw Weapons Pack" DLC for Battlefield 6:
Ah shit, fuck.
Ah shit, fuck.