Flying Toaster
@flyingtoasters.bsky.social
Communist computer-liker. Free Palestine, the USA deserves a Century of Humiliation.
Ooh buddy. The next tranche of Epstein Files? Buddy. Goddamn Buddy. That'll be the tranche that gets them.
I know the first one had a signed letter from Trump that said "Thanks for all the pedophilia you let me do!" but Buddy. The next one's gonna prove that everything else was a distraction.
I know the first one had a signed letter from Trump that said "Thanks for all the pedophilia you let me do!" but Buddy. The next one's gonna prove that everything else was a distraction.
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Ooh buddy. The next tranche of Epstein Files? Buddy. Goddamn Buddy. That'll be the tranche that gets them.
I know the first one had a signed letter from Trump that said "Thanks for all the pedophilia you let me do!" but Buddy. The next one's gonna prove that everything else was a distraction.
I know the first one had a signed letter from Trump that said "Thanks for all the pedophilia you let me do!" but Buddy. The next one's gonna prove that everything else was a distraction.
The rise of generative LLMs isn't the fixation of the tech barons because it will produce a superior worker, it's a fixation because it will produce a worker that just needs energy and money rather than one with pesky housing, healthcare and food needs.
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The rise of generative LLMs isn't the fixation of the tech barons because it will produce a superior worker, it's a fixation because it will produce a worker that just needs energy and money rather than one with pesky housing, healthcare and food needs.
Gonna celebrate Scott Adam's life the way he wanted: by complaining about my man troubles, saying "AACK!", and eating chocolate.
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Gonna celebrate Scott Adam's life the way he wanted: by complaining about my man troubles, saying "AACK!", and eating chocolate.
The average chud-American feels like this much stuff is necessary for 5 hours of walking at a moderate pace, lol.
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The average chud-American feels like this much stuff is necessary for 5 hours of walking at a moderate pace, lol.
What if it was Mariá Corina Manchado and she was in a Staind cover band?
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
What if it was Mariá Corina Manchado and she was in a Staind cover band?
Trump told me evil leftists keep killing his Charlie Kirks so I asked how many Kirks he has and he said he just goes to the megachurch and gets a new one afterwards so I told him it sounds like you're just presenting your Kirks for assassination by evil leftists and then Don Jr started crying.
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Trump told me evil leftists keep killing his Charlie Kirks so I asked how many Kirks he has and he said he just goes to the megachurch and gets a new one afterwards so I told him it sounds like you're just presenting your Kirks for assassination by evil leftists and then Don Jr started crying.
Welcome to Jauneuary. It's the month dedicate to all things colored like French Piss.
January 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Welcome to Jauneuary. It's the month dedicate to all things colored like French Piss.
Marty Supreme? Nah that's some bushleague shit. You gotta order it grilled with potatoes. Trust me.
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Marty Supreme? Nah that's some bushleague shit. You gotta order it grilled with potatoes. Trust me.
My "Tiny Tim, who did not die," t-shirt has people asking questions already answered by my t-shirt.
December 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My "Tiny Tim, who did not die," t-shirt has people asking questions already answered by my t-shirt.
We're doomed as a species if we don't name our yet-invented space-time folding technology the "Jamiroquai Drive". It'd be virtual insanity not to.
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We're doomed as a species if we don't name our yet-invented space-time folding technology the "Jamiroquai Drive". It'd be virtual insanity not to.
Brb. Gonna gingerly correct my 60 year old uncle about why you need to call him John Lee Sex Worker nowadays.
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Brb. Gonna gingerly correct my 60 year old uncle about why you need to call him John Lee Sex Worker nowadays.
Ultimately the lesson that the Nutcracker teaches you is that there are some uncles you invite to the Christmas Eve party and some that are better off being invited Christmas Day
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ultimately the lesson that the Nutcracker teaches you is that there are some uncles you invite to the Christmas Eve party and some that are better off being invited Christmas Day
Me and the boys, out to get some sloppy steaks after hitting up Dan Flashes for some sick new shirts.
December 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Me and the boys, out to get some sloppy steaks after hitting up Dan Flashes for some sick new shirts.
Cooking is important to me. That's why I make sure that every time I make something to eat, I set off the "Good Food Alarm" in my house. When I hear loud beeps followed by "Fire! Fire!" I know I am well on my way to Flavortown.
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Cooking is important to me. That's why I make sure that every time I make something to eat, I set off the "Good Food Alarm" in my house. When I hear loud beeps followed by "Fire! Fire!" I know I am well on my way to Flavortown.
I keep running into situations at work where I think "wow it'd be really cool to just automate this task with a shell command" and I realize it's because interacting with computers fucking sucks.
December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I keep running into situations at work where I think "wow it'd be really cool to just automate this task with a shell command" and I realize it's because interacting with computers fucking sucks.
Just finished Death By Lightning. Can't wait for Season 2! ,📺
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Just finished Death By Lightning. Can't wait for Season 2! ,📺
Me to the guy who runs the Cheeze-its factory:
Bake up, chedd man.
Bake up, chedd man.
December 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me to the guy who runs the Cheeze-its factory:
Bake up, chedd man.
Bake up, chedd man.
Before their final performance, Dick Grayson told his parents of his plan to run away from the circus and join a normal family. That's his secret shame.
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Before their final performance, Dick Grayson told his parents of his plan to run away from the circus and join a normal family. That's his secret shame.
Love telling the owner of a company with thousands of square footage and dozens of TVs that there's a Raspberry Pi constantly rebooting and loading an old webpage somewhere 1400 times a day b/c their nephew wanted digital signage once.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Love telling the owner of a company with thousands of square footage and dozens of TVs that there's a Raspberry Pi constantly rebooting and loading an old webpage somewhere 1400 times a day b/c their nephew wanted digital signage once.
They just dropped more photos from Little St. James and this is the most unsettling one; like what would someone like Jeffrey Epstein be doing in a room like this.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They just dropped more photos from Little St. James and this is the most unsettling one; like what would someone like Jeffrey Epstein be doing in a room like this.
Strong Floor, No Ceiling: Inside the Oubliette of The Democratic Party's Imagining.
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling: Inside the Oubliette of The Democratic Party's Imagining.
Intrusive thoughts? No, sorry. I have extrusive thoughts. They call me the "Play-Doh Head Man".
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Intrusive thoughts? No, sorry. I have extrusive thoughts. They call me the "Play-Doh Head Man".
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms. Similarly, you can't appreciate the development of your children's intellect with artificial intelligence.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms. Similarly, you can't appreciate the development of your children's intellect with artificial intelligence.
I feel like Olivia Nuzzi imagines her prose reading like something that pairs with some smoky saxophone music in the background, but really it reads like someone is playing the Jurassic Park theme very badly on a melodica.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I feel like Olivia Nuzzi imagines her prose reading like something that pairs with some smoky saxophone music in the background, but really it reads like someone is playing the Jurassic Park theme very badly on a melodica.