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Communist computer-liker. Free Palestine, the USA deserves a Century of Humiliation.
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He also said this as well, which is extremely fucking funny when you consider who was also fighting the USSR during WW2. Just stuffing his foot in his mouth here.
As to sending me a revert patch - please use whatever mush you call brains. I'm Finnish. Did you think I'd be *supporting* Russian aggression? Apparently it's not just lack of real news, it's lack of history knowledge too."
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Lol if there was any doubt in your mind that Epstein did not kill himself:
From: Michael Wolff Sent: 1/8/2018 10:57:20 AM To: jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com] Subject: Re: Importance: High Up? On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 9:37 PM jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: 212 772 9416 On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:46 PM, Michael Wolff wrote: Just his plan. Trump is going to go down--why doesn't use this opportunity to strike out on his own? Also, gently imply I have tapes. I wonder, btw, if he isn't interested in talking to you about in fact bringing down Trump. Can't wait to hear? On Sun, Jan 7, 2018 at 7:31 PM jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: I didn't offer him a time yet . As I need my marching orders;) please note The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property lab. of JEE Unauthorized use, disclosure or copying of this communication or any part thereof is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by return e-mail or by e-mail to jeevacation@gmail.com, and destroy this communication and all copies thereof, including all attachments. copyright -all rights reserved please note The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of JEE Unauthorized use, disclosure or copying of this communication or any part thereof
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Shaved grinch-ass motherfucker
The Grinch, unshaven
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Thinking about how they gave the oldest Predator in "Alien vs Predator" a cape and I'm just wondering what the purpose of it could be.
The elder predator with his snazzy but nonfunctional cape.
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I dunno about this article though. It links to a Chinese MOE response to a proposal put forth by the Chinese People's Consultative Body, which can only propose issues, not make law. It's essentially a sop to some wingnut who wrote a letter. Laws don't end in "Thank you for your interest!"
Letter on the Response to Proposal No. 4404 (Education No. 410) of the Third Session of the 13th National Committee of the CPPCC Teacher's Proposal No. 475 　　Your proposal to prevent the feminization of male adolescents will now be addressed in the Ministry of Education in the following part: 　　I. Strengthening the equipping of physical education teachers 　　The Ministry of Education attaches great importance to strengthening the staffing of sports teachers. Guide all localities to work hard in consolidating stocks, increasing increments, and improving quality, and integrate resources in an integrated manner, and take multiple measures to match the team of physical education teachers. The "Measures for the Administration of Part-time Teachers of Physical Education" is introduced to encourage retired athletes and volunteers with sports specialties to serve as physical education teachers, and comprehensively improve the ability and quality of part-time teachers. In the past five years, about 20,000 new physical education teachers have been added to the channels of free teachers, targeted enrollment plans in poor areas, and "special post teacher plan", and more than 10,000 national-level backbone teachers and more than 100,000 backbone teachers in the central and western regions, especially in rural and remote areas, have been trained through the "National Training Plan" and "Provincial Training Plan". Implement the "Sports and Beauty Infiltration Action Plan", improve the coordination and development mechanism of colleges and universities to support primary and secondary school sports and aesthetic education, guide 20 universities selected to be selected as "sports aesthetic education infiltration action plan", and provide accurate help and volunteer service for 38 rural primary and secondary schools in 18 provinces (autonomous regions and municipalities) in the teaching of sports and aesthetic education courses, practical activities, campus cultural construction, … the next step, all provinces and schools will be required to increase the implementation of the "Measures for the Management of Part-time Teachers of Physical Education", and in the "National Training Plan" and "Provincial Training Plan", we will strengthen efforts to improve the quality ability of physical education teachers, at the same time, moderately improve the teaching methods and forms of physical education teachers, pay more attention to the training of students' "masculinity", and continue to add physical education teachers through various channels. The Ministry of Education takes the humanities and social science research project as the starting point and strongly supports the strengthening of research on issues related to adolescent mental health education. During the 13th Five-Year Plan period, in the Humanities and Social Research Project of the Ministry of Education, the "Research on the Impact of the 'Networked Red Man' Phenomenon on Youth Values and Countermeasures", "Empirical Research on the Impact of Residential Division on Youth Development in Urbanized Perspectives", "Strending the Construction of Family Correctional Functions and Youth Spiritual Homes", "Research on the Theory of Adolescent Health Promotion under the Social Cooperative Management in the New Era", "Research on Leisure Education Based on the Development of Youth Awareness Beliefs", "Research on the Development of Youth Understanding and Belief Development Models", "Research on the Development of Youth's Future Perspectives" Support universities to strengthen multidisciplinary cross-research on adolescent mental health, focus on real needs, and promote theoretical innovation. 　　In the next step, the Ministry of Education will strengthen the mid-to-late management of the relevant Ministry of Education's philosophical and social science research project, promote multidisciplinary cross-research, strive to produce a number of high-quality research results, and better serve the mental health education of young people. 　　Thank you for your interest and support in education!
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Everyone disliked that
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Gonna put this baby on and tell people I'm dressed up as the ghost of a good head coach.
Bill Bellichek's old-school gray Patriots hoodie
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
flyingtoasters.bsky.social
Hey has anyone lost a monkey? Let me know if you're in Jasper County MS and you lost a monkey.
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Dumb tattoo
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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"This far more represents who I am now than even the skull and crossbones did."
Graham platner's cover-up tattoo
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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The "Are we the baddies" meme from Mitchell & Webb, but the text is "Am I running for a senate seat?"
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
flyingtoasters.bsky.social
Please, we must get everyone into the tent. Even this guy. He's nominally still with the Brain Eating Party, but please trust him and compromise with what he wants, so we can get rid of Trump, even though Trump also wants your brains.
October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Way down the list - I'd go to the decrepit Cumby's before that.
A cursed Cumberland Farms with the old school sign.
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Matt Groening, a Lolita Express passenger and foot massage recipient The "Oh my God, he admit it!" Guy from "I Think You Should Leave"
October 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I wasn't married but I am now. Women love the vehicle
A Chrysler PT Cruiser that's decked out with a custom grille, old-school seal beam headlight pods, and a chrome hood ornament. This car's horn 100% goes "A-WOO-GAH"
October 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Fine. Fine. Is this what you car sickos really want? Brown? Manual? Okay. Whatever.
A brown AMC eagle. It's a lifted hatchback. Other view of AMC Eagle
October 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
flyingtoasters.bsky.social
I get a creeping suspicion "The West" is most of the yellow/red countries on this map.
A map of countries highlighted by their vote on an UN resolution condemning Nazism, racism and xenophobia. Notably Western Europe abstained and the USA voted against condemning Naziism.
October 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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People who believe that men and women are equal in society need to realize it took 16 years for a famous woman to even feel comfortable enough posting this sort of cringe about their sex life in public.
Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick. - Kevin Smith 2:43 PM · Jul 9, 2009
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This article has been up for three days with no correction
2 NBC NEWS WATCH U.S. NEWS George Hardy, last of the Tuskegee Airmen's World War II combat pilots, dies at 100 Hardy, a lieutenant colonel, became the youngest Tuskegee fighter pilot at 19, and was among the first Black military pilots in the United States. The U.S. military was segregated during World War II and created what was then called the Tuskegee Experiment to test whether Black Americans could command and maintain complex aircraft in battle.
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I really wish AI didn't exist because then it'd be easier to find the hilariously bad real Charlie Kirk tributes people are making.
This was labeled a Charlie Kirk portrait but it doesn't have his weird moon face Charlie Kirk memorial that looks like it if you got it airbrushed on a T-shirt, you'd return it and demand a refund.
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Saw John Fetterman in the Philadelphia airport restroom while I was on a layover about three months ago.

After he washed his hands he inserted them into one of those gross Airblade dryers.

He kept his hands entirely still, fingers touching the bottom of the dryer for the whole time.
A Dyson Airblade hand dryer that you put your hand in, the kind that's like a Gom Jabbar box but for everyone else's hand washing water.
September 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Idk, seems like a failure of personal responsibility to have your 'Gun violence is cool' panel discussion in the "please snipe me memorial plaza".
An aerial image of the Utah Valley University site where Charlie Kirk was killed. It denotes the (suspected) rooftop site where the shooter attacked, and the site where Charlie Kirk was hit (a large depression with very little cover and many, many shooting angles)
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The combination of the story and the T-shirt with child handprints on it...
GIRls ON My Boat we picked op giRls oN Beach - weNt out ON Boat. I tell them with knife In My haND to fake Suits off. But waRrew tells DoNt WORRy his Name is IN, hes just Joking he Live at sorso, I tell MaRk to thaow hinn into watez, he pin
September 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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"Jeffrey Epstein and the Rabbi's daughter"
the Rabbi,s Daughter. Jeff would call the house Rabbis wice + Say this is [redacted] father. I would BRINg here up to youR MotheRs house + Make her take heR top off So we could Youch her boob s Her+ [redacted] would play togethes with toys
September 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Epstein got up to very normal things in very normal country England, like inspecting the Royal School girl's dorms
Another excerpt from the Epstein 50th birthday book: You very dear boy, ... Going back into the past as I have over the last few days has in some ways prooved a melancholy experience all the old criminals suddenly came leaping out at me Mac, Ogilvy, Swire, Baring, Alfonse, the Brigadier, the old man and all the good times that we had together. One of the sad things in life is that fate conspires to move people apart to the extent that I hardly see you any more but,I suppose that is why we are compensated by memories. I was speaking to BB last night before writing this e-mail and we both agreed that we were at a loss to decide which of the hundreds of hilarious incidents to pinpoint for you, there are just too many.inspecting the Royal School girls dorms, chasing rabbits with Toto in the old mans dino, trying to get husband out of the way in Manila, blocking Ogilvies loo with the illegal goose at Barings wedding, doing three point turns in the tunnel in HK when we asked the Mandarin driver to find us some girls, dancing the night away in the Tin Mine in KL, massage classes at Wraxall.....and so on and so on it brings tears to my eyes. However, there was one evening which I recall always had you howling with laughter.We was a call girl that doggie had fixed up for him.after dinner we all went off to sitting between skirt up to her and the usual extraordinary were in Harry's Bar in London you, me, the old man, Toto group of camp followers Lord Long, lan Cruikshank, etc etc. Somehow Toto got it into his head that Tramps and Toto and doggie got into the back of doggies car with them. Toto grinning happily at the old man reached down and pulled panties and put his hand on her pussy. The old man smiling sweetly leaned over stuffed his hand into her pants so that Toto found his fingers playing with doggies. Suddenly the awful truth sunk in but Toto was too shocked to remove his hand so they drove to Tramps with both of them still trapped in knickers....
September 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM