FlyingAvocadoToast
@flyingavocadotoast.bsky.social
I’m a random woman on the internet.
No seriously. Anyone want to hire a science education specialist? Preferably outside the US? I also can scramble eggs, do your laundry, go to the grocery store. I have been told I make highly competitive chocolate chip cookies… #internationaljobs #willmoveforbetterlife
February 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
No seriously. Anyone want to hire a science education specialist? Preferably outside the US? I also can scramble eggs, do your laundry, go to the grocery store. I have been told I make highly competitive chocolate chip cookies… #internationaljobs #willmoveforbetterlife
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I believe Tolkien said it best
February 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I believe Tolkien said it best
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Money talks
We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Money talks
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If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted.
They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.
They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.
February 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted.
They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.
They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.
Take your children traveling! So you can hear them say they’re bored.
January 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Take your children traveling! So you can hear them say they’re bored.
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This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.
Anyone have experience finding jobs over seas? I have a useless B.S. in Earth and Atmospheric science, a M.S. in adolescent education, and 10 years in science education policy and summative assessment design. I also mop. #internationaljobs #lookingtogetout
January 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Anyone have experience finding jobs over seas? I have a useless B.S. in Earth and Atmospheric science, a M.S. in adolescent education, and 10 years in science education policy and summative assessment design. I also mop. #internationaljobs #lookingtogetout
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oh hey everyone did you know symptoms that cause stress can often be avoided by REDUCING STRESS?? GREAT ILL JUST HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL IM DESTRESSED THANKS
January 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
oh hey everyone did you know symptoms that cause stress can often be avoided by REDUCING STRESS?? GREAT ILL JUST HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL IM DESTRESSED THANKS
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
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ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos
Sad posting the TikTok’s I saved.
January 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Sad posting the TikTok’s I saved.
In a cask, some where in a cellar.
December 23, 2024 at 3:26 AM
In a cask, some where in a cellar.
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Does anyone else wear socks to bed and then wonder where all their socks are? Or is it just me?
December 8, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Does anyone else wear socks to bed and then wonder where all their socks are? Or is it just me?
A real merging of pagan, Christian, and Jewish traditions in the most consumeristic way.
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 PM
A real merging of pagan, Christian, and Jewish traditions in the most consumeristic way.
On a scale from 0-adult, I am at “I bought my 2025 calendar before the end of 2024.”
November 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
On a scale from 0-adult, I am at “I bought my 2025 calendar before the end of 2024.”
You know you’re fancy AF when you open this bad boy. #thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
You know you’re fancy AF when you open this bad boy. #thanksgiving
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I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
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Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
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Attn: Yesterday, the Supreme Court revived the nondelegation doctrine, a legal theory that limits Congress’s ability to delegate power to federal agencies like the EPA—even if Congress wants to. (1/3)
November 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Attn: Yesterday, the Supreme Court revived the nondelegation doctrine, a legal theory that limits Congress’s ability to delegate power to federal agencies like the EPA—even if Congress wants to. (1/3)