I wanna be a Canadian, idiot.
@flutterwasp.bsky.social
Writer, nerdy trans girl, kind of a slut ngl. She/her
As of November 5th, 2024, it is my sole purpose to be as loud and as visibly queer as possible.
MAGAts, TERFs, and various other -ists and -phobes can consume the ENTIRETY of my gnuts.
18+ Minors DNI
As of November 5th, 2024, it is my sole purpose to be as loud and as visibly queer as possible.
MAGAts, TERFs, and various other -ists and -phobes can consume the ENTIRETY of my gnuts.
18+ Minors DNI
Pinned
Maybe Billie Joe was right...
Maybe *I'm* the faggot America...
Maybe *I'm* the faggot America...
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The Wayback Machine, openlibrary.org, and some other archive.org functions are offline because some network gear has failed.
We apologize and are working on it. More as it happens.
We apologize and are working on it. More as it happens.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The Wayback Machine, openlibrary.org, and some other archive.org functions are offline because some network gear has failed.
We apologize and are working on it. More as it happens.
We apologize and are working on it. More as it happens.
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JP Morgan knew about Epstein's sex trafficking, but didn't report it so they could keep doing business with him.
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
JP Morgan knew about Epstein's sex trafficking, but didn't report it so they could keep doing business with him.
Do you like free and open information?
I do!
Which is why the Wikimedia Foundation is SO important.
Conservatives and MAGAts are beginning to wage a war on Wikipedia because of its "Liberal bias" toward scientific accuracy.
I know it's boring, and we take it for granted, but PLEASE consider...
I do!
Which is why the Wikimedia Foundation is SO important.
Conservatives and MAGAts are beginning to wage a war on Wikipedia because of its "Liberal bias" toward scientific accuracy.
I know it's boring, and we take it for granted, but PLEASE consider...
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Do you like free and open information?
I do!
Which is why the Wikimedia Foundation is SO important.
Conservatives and MAGAts are beginning to wage a war on Wikipedia because of its "Liberal bias" toward scientific accuracy.
I know it's boring, and we take it for granted, but PLEASE consider...
I do!
Which is why the Wikimedia Foundation is SO important.
Conservatives and MAGAts are beginning to wage a war on Wikipedia because of its "Liberal bias" toward scientific accuracy.
I know it's boring, and we take it for granted, but PLEASE consider...
I think it's so funny that so many tgirls have a pregnancy "kink."
Like no girl, that's just our physio/psychological need to reproduce as women despite not having the parts for it! Of COURSE we wanna get pregnant!
Like no girl, that's just our physio/psychological need to reproduce as women despite not having the parts for it! Of COURSE we wanna get pregnant!
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I think it's so funny that so many tgirls have a pregnancy "kink."
Like no girl, that's just our physio/psychological need to reproduce as women despite not having the parts for it! Of COURSE we wanna get pregnant!
Like no girl, that's just our physio/psychological need to reproduce as women despite not having the parts for it! Of COURSE we wanna get pregnant!
Did you know that "gick" is actually pronounced "jick?" According to the inventor of the gick, John Jacob Jingleheimer-Gick.
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Did you know that "gick" is actually pronounced "jick?" According to the inventor of the gick, John Jacob Jingleheimer-Gick.
PLEASE REQUEST COMMISSIONS FROM THIS INCREDIBLE ARTIST
guess who got Super Fired for having no idea what i was doing!
also the private school was a pretty toxic workplace that kept piling managerial responsibilities onto me, a working artist who they hired to teach crafts, and generally kind of sucked.
anyways commissions are open again!
also the private school was a pretty toxic workplace that kept piling managerial responsibilities onto me, a working artist who they hired to teach crafts, and generally kind of sucked.
anyways commissions are open again!
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
PLEASE REQUEST COMMISSIONS FROM THIS INCREDIBLE ARTIST
My partner has a chronic case of Pedestomia.
Pede, meaning foot
Stoma, meaning mouth
And -ia, meaning presence in
Presence of foot in mouth.
Pede, meaning foot
Stoma, meaning mouth
And -ia, meaning presence in
Presence of foot in mouth.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My partner has a chronic case of Pedestomia.
Pede, meaning foot
Stoma, meaning mouth
And -ia, meaning presence in
Presence of foot in mouth.
Pede, meaning foot
Stoma, meaning mouth
And -ia, meaning presence in
Presence of foot in mouth.
I'm...bittersweetly surprised that all 3 members of the Shield are still with us given that only Rowan's left.
I feel for Rowan too, though. Not just that he lost two brothers, but that he's still hardly paid any mind in the Wyatt Sicks.
I have an idea for him, though...
I feel for Rowan too, though. Not just that he lost two brothers, but that he's still hardly paid any mind in the Wyatt Sicks.
I have an idea for him, though...
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm...bittersweetly surprised that all 3 members of the Shield are still with us given that only Rowan's left.
I feel for Rowan too, though. Not just that he lost two brothers, but that he's still hardly paid any mind in the Wyatt Sicks.
I have an idea for him, though...
I feel for Rowan too, though. Not just that he lost two brothers, but that he's still hardly paid any mind in the Wyatt Sicks.
I have an idea for him, though...
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I referred to this film as "Kiki's Bizarre Adventure" once, in a tired stuper, be cause I couldn't think of the actual name. So that's what I've been calling it ever since.
call me sarah mclachlan the way I’ll put all of the haters in the arms of an angel
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I referred to this film as "Kiki's Bizarre Adventure" once, in a tired stuper, be cause I couldn't think of the actual name. So that's what I've been calling it ever since.
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"AI Green Ranger isn't real, he can't hurt you"
AI Green Ranger: [wearing a "Jsesesu ndidtn TAPOUT" shirt] Hey! Howyadoin, JAYDEEEFF here! [Waves hand shaped like a dragonzord flute]
AI Green Ranger: [wearing a "Jsesesu ndidtn TAPOUT" shirt] Hey! Howyadoin, JAYDEEEFF here! [Waves hand shaped like a dragonzord flute]
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"AI Green Ranger isn't real, he can't hurt you"
AI Green Ranger: [wearing a "Jsesesu ndidtn TAPOUT" shirt] Hey! Howyadoin, JAYDEEEFF here! [Waves hand shaped like a dragonzord flute]
AI Green Ranger: [wearing a "Jsesesu ndidtn TAPOUT" shirt] Hey! Howyadoin, JAYDEEEFF here! [Waves hand shaped like a dragonzord flute]
Jesus Christ...Eddie Guerrero's been gone 20 years this week.
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Jesus Christ...Eddie Guerrero's been gone 20 years this week.
The fight doesn't stop after he draws his last breath.
He merely took advantage of a deeply corrupt and unbalanced system.
Healthcare still needs to be free for all.
Wages still need to be raised to meet inflation.
We must continue to rebuild these systems so this can actually happen.
He merely took advantage of a deeply corrupt and unbalanced system.
Healthcare still needs to be free for all.
Wages still need to be raised to meet inflation.
We must continue to rebuild these systems so this can actually happen.
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The fight doesn't stop after he draws his last breath.
He merely took advantage of a deeply corrupt and unbalanced system.
Healthcare still needs to be free for all.
Wages still need to be raised to meet inflation.
We must continue to rebuild these systems so this can actually happen.
He merely took advantage of a deeply corrupt and unbalanced system.
Healthcare still needs to be free for all.
Wages still need to be raised to meet inflation.
We must continue to rebuild these systems so this can actually happen.
Pro-life people: "I'm pro life"
Also Pro-Life people:
Also Pro-Life people:
Mark Baumgartner, known anti-choice protester in South Carolina, has shot someone at a Planned Parenthood in South Carolina. www.fitsnews.com/2025/11/14/s...
Shooting at South Carolina Planned Parenthood - FITSNews
One wounded, one detained in connection with parking lot incident involving pro-life protester...
www.fitsnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Pro-life people: "I'm pro life"
Also Pro-Life people:
Also Pro-Life people:
Donald Trump dressed as Marilyn Monroe singing "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" to Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Donald Trump dressed as Marilyn Monroe singing "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" to Bill Clinton.
If I had a nickel for every time Bill Clinton was involved in a national scandal about a blowjob, I'd have two nickles...
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If I had a nickel for every time Bill Clinton was involved in a national scandal about a blowjob, I'd have two nickles...
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Megyn Kelly: "Jeffrey Epstein wasn't a pedophile, he just really liked barely legal 15 year olds"
This is an actual thing that Megyn Kelly said in response to all the new emails coming out where they are opening talking about raping children.
This is an actual thing that Megyn Kelly said in response to all the new emails coming out where they are opening talking about raping children.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Megyn Kelly: "Jeffrey Epstein wasn't a pedophile, he just really liked barely legal 15 year olds"
This is an actual thing that Megyn Kelly said in response to all the new emails coming out where they are opening talking about raping children.
This is an actual thing that Megyn Kelly said in response to all the new emails coming out where they are opening talking about raping children.
Captain Wordplay: So, we meet again, my *arch* *emesis!*
Unsuspecting Villain: That's not the w-[profuse scromitting]
Unsuspecting Villain: That's not the w-[profuse scromitting]
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Captain Wordplay: So, we meet again, my *arch* *emesis!*
Unsuspecting Villain: That's not the w-[profuse scromitting]
Unsuspecting Villain: That's not the w-[profuse scromitting]
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Also: From Senator Ron Wyden: Beware the Republicans are trying to hide/slide a national abortion ban into the shutdown negotiations!! Call your senators 202-224-3121 ‼️‼️
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
New business idea: A dispensary called
"Joint Discovery: The Law Offices of Canwe, Smokem, and Howe (Not an actual law firm)"
"Joint Discovery: The Law Offices of Canwe, Smokem, and Howe (Not an actual law firm)"
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
New business idea: A dispensary called
"Joint Discovery: The Law Offices of Canwe, Smokem, and Howe (Not an actual law firm)"
"Joint Discovery: The Law Offices of Canwe, Smokem, and Howe (Not an actual law firm)"
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