There is literally nothing less punk than this.
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
There is literally nothing less punk than this.
GIG UPDATE. Lambrini Girls. Their angry, chaotic, pure punk energy still holds strong as they hit the bigger venues, bringing everything you want and, indeed, need them to bring. And Peaches turned up for Cuntology as well. Hooray!
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
GIG UPDATE. Lambrini Girls. Their angry, chaotic, pure punk energy still holds strong as they hit the bigger venues, bringing everything you want and, indeed, need them to bring. And Peaches turned up for Cuntology as well. Hooray!
I got patted down for almost a minute at the security check for tonight’s venue. How suspicious do I look?!
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I got patted down for almost a minute at the security check for tonight’s venue. How suspicious do I look?!
This sort of weather is absolute gold for podcast advertisers as it’s far too cold to actually take off your gloves and skip through all the repetitive ads and awkward sponsor reads.
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This sort of weather is absolute gold for podcast advertisers as it’s far too cold to actually take off your gloves and skip through all the repetitive ads and awkward sponsor reads.
GIG UPDATE: The Space Lady. Very pleased to finally get a chance to see her live. Etherial joy and space age synthy amazingness. Outsider art for the win!
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
GIG UPDATE: The Space Lady. Very pleased to finally get a chance to see her live. Etherial joy and space age synthy amazingness. Outsider art for the win!
Do people actually watch Line of Duty? Like, I know people like to talk about watching Line of Duty, but I’m not convinced anyone actually watches it.
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Do people actually watch Line of Duty? Like, I know people like to talk about watching Line of Duty, but I’m not convinced anyone actually watches it.
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My daughter's class had homework on Plato's Cave. Parents in the WhatsApp group were panicking it seemed too hard. I said just hand something in and tell the teacher she's only seeing the shadow of the *real* homework. Got nothing. No laughing emojis, no HAHAHA. I'm fucking wasted on these people.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My daughter's class had homework on Plato's Cave. Parents in the WhatsApp group were panicking it seemed too hard. I said just hand something in and tell the teacher she's only seeing the shadow of the *real* homework. Got nothing. No laughing emojis, no HAHAHA. I'm fucking wasted on these people.
The Guardian likes big bows and it cannot lie.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The Guardian likes big bows and it cannot lie.
They were also filming something outside the Tower of London. No idea what, but as it involved a group of striking Santas and a load of old school policemen, all set to go at them with their truncheons in the old school way, it’s clearly something very Christmassy.
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
They were also filming something outside the Tower of London. No idea what, but as it involved a group of striking Santas and a load of old school policemen, all set to go at them with their truncheons in the old school way, it’s clearly something very Christmassy.
London is beginning to look very festive.
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
London is beginning to look very festive.
On the tube this morning I saw someone wearing a baseball cap saying “Monday morning quarterback”, so it turns out that days of the week hats are now a thing.
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
On the tube this morning I saw someone wearing a baseball cap saying “Monday morning quarterback”, so it turns out that days of the week hats are now a thing.
Parlez-vous français?
Non, alors je laisserai ma musique funky parler pour moi.
Non, alors je laisserai ma musique funky parler pour moi.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Parlez-vous français?
Non, alors je laisserai ma musique funky parler pour moi.
Non, alors je laisserai ma musique funky parler pour moi.
GIG UPDATE: Chris T-T. The last time I saw Chris was about 8 years ago when he did his last ever show. Obviously you shouldn’t trust a musician but you should definitely celebrate an artist with such a strong song catalogue filled with beauty, anger, wit and wisdom. What a treat that was!
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
GIG UPDATE: Chris T-T. The last time I saw Chris was about 8 years ago when he did his last ever show. Obviously you shouldn’t trust a musician but you should definitely celebrate an artist with such a strong song catalogue filled with beauty, anger, wit and wisdom. What a treat that was!
The Guardian is just overflowing with festive spirit and it’s not even December yet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The Guardian is just overflowing with festive spirit and it’s not even December yet.
I’d forgotten just how hyperactive B*Witched’s dance routines were. They were giving off TikTok vibes long before TikTok was a thing. #totp
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’d forgotten just how hyperactive B*Witched’s dance routines were. They were giving off TikTok vibes long before TikTok was a thing. #totp
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Saffron from Republica was an absolute icon and we do not say this often enough. I mean, I do, but people in general do not. #totp
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Saffron from Republica was an absolute icon and we do not say this often enough. I mean, I do, but people in general do not. #totp
I like this hat, but I do not fifty quid like this hat.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I like this hat, but I do not fifty quid like this hat.
I have bought my first batch of the Christmas heroin.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I have bought my first batch of the Christmas heroin.
Sadly I have not made the cut for Hayley Williams’ bachelorette party.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Sadly I have not made the cut for Hayley Williams’ bachelorette party.
Sad times :( But come tomorrow, this will seem so yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Sad times :( But come tomorrow, this will seem so yesterday.
Despite multitasking not really being in my wheelhouse, in about half an hour I will be trying to manage getting tickets for both the Hilary Duff and Hayley Williams presales, I’ve already rescheduled a meeting to allow me to fully focus on this most important task. Wish me luck!
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Despite multitasking not really being in my wheelhouse, in about half an hour I will be trying to manage getting tickets for both the Hilary Duff and Hayley Williams presales, I’ve already rescheduled a meeting to allow me to fully focus on this most important task. Wish me luck!