Posted the same update on Facebook and it decided to change the T-T as below, which may or may not be an appropriate emoji.
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Posted the same update on Facebook and it decided to change the T-T as below, which may or may not be an appropriate emoji.
GIG UPDATE: Chris T-T. The last time I saw Chris was about 8 years ago when he did his last ever show. Obviously you shouldn’t trust a musician but you should definitely celebrate an artist with such a strong song catalogue filled with beauty, anger, wit and wisdom. What a treat that was!
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
GIG UPDATE: Chris T-T. The last time I saw Chris was about 8 years ago when he did his last ever show. Obviously you shouldn’t trust a musician but you should definitely celebrate an artist with such a strong song catalogue filled with beauty, anger, wit and wisdom. What a treat that was!
The Guardian is just overflowing with festive spirit and it’s not even December yet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The Guardian is just overflowing with festive spirit and it’s not even December yet.
I like this hat, but I do not fifty quid like this hat.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I like this hat, but I do not fifty quid like this hat.
I have bought my first batch of the Christmas heroin.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I have bought my first batch of the Christmas heroin.
Sadly I have not made the cut for Hayley Williams’ bachelorette party.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Sadly I have not made the cut for Hayley Williams’ bachelorette party.
Sad times :( But come tomorrow, this will seem so yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Sad times :( But come tomorrow, this will seem so yesterday.
GIG UPDATE: Wet Leg. Again. Again! The Royal Albert Hall is a venue which is likely to have a chaise longue backstage, and therefore a perfect venue for the world’s most perfect band. You wanna see them, I know most people do.
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
GIG UPDATE: Wet Leg. Again. Again! The Royal Albert Hall is a venue which is likely to have a chaise longue backstage, and therefore a perfect venue for the world’s most perfect band. You wanna see them, I know most people do.
Tsk! If they think these perfectly reasonable names are unusual then god knows what they’d say about Flum.
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Tsk! If they think these perfectly reasonable names are unusual then god knows what they’d say about Flum.
GIG UPDATE: Luvcat. Is there a better venue than Koko for Luvcat to put on a little show with her glamorous and epic murder ballads? Unlikely, but she’ll be playing enormodomes soon enough so enjoy the intimacy while you can. Give her an orchestra and she’ll take over the world…
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
GIG UPDATE: Luvcat. Is there a better venue than Koko for Luvcat to put on a little show with her glamorous and epic murder ballads? Unlikely, but she’ll be playing enormodomes soon enough so enjoy the intimacy while you can. Give her an orchestra and she’ll take over the world…
Because I know who I am - i.e. basic - after the interview I treated myself to a trip round Primark. The design of their Stranger Things section is exactly as impressive as the actual range isn’t. Upside Down body butter, anyone?
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Because I know who I am - i.e. basic - after the interview I treated myself to a trip round Primark. The design of their Stranger Things section is exactly as impressive as the actual range isn’t. Upside Down body butter, anyone?
Presumably the relevant URLs end with dot cum.
(Sorry)
(Sorry)
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Presumably the relevant URLs end with dot cum.
(Sorry)
(Sorry)
Who could have guessed that selling Avril Lavigne dolls to the target market of me and no-one else was not going to be a successful business strategy in the long term?
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Who could have guessed that selling Avril Lavigne dolls to the target market of me and no-one else was not going to be a successful business strategy in the long term?
I saw Lydia Night wearing a The Donnas T-shirt so I bought a The Donna’s T-shirt.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I saw Lydia Night wearing a The Donnas T-shirt so I bought a The Donna’s T-shirt.
GIG UPDATE: Field Music. Old school Field Music! That was special, and although the songs are 20 years old, they’re so timeless - while also being so uniquely _them_ - that they could have been written yesterday. And were, as far as I’m concerned, because I’m still young. Right?
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
GIG UPDATE: Field Music. Old school Field Music! That was special, and although the songs are 20 years old, they’re so timeless - while also being so uniquely _them_ - that they could have been written yesterday. And were, as far as I’m concerned, because I’m still young. Right?
Truthpaste are, much like their name, pretty bloody good, aren’t they?
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Truthpaste are, much like their name, pretty bloody good, aren’t they?
The only thing more cringe than the whole “girl math” thing is still referring to things as being cringe.
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The only thing more cringe than the whole “girl math” thing is still referring to things as being cringe.
Schiphol is looking very festive. (Also pictured, the airport Victoria’s Secret, clearly targeting the lucrative market of travellers who constantly worry they haven’t packed enough pants)
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Schiphol is looking very festive. (Also pictured, the airport Victoria’s Secret, clearly targeting the lucrative market of travellers who constantly worry they haven’t packed enough pants)
Fuck off, Ticketmaster…
November 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Fuck off, Ticketmaster…
Desperately scanning the grid for Rosay, Gwenno and RiotBecki.
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Desperately scanning the grid for Rosay, Gwenno and RiotBecki.
GIG UPDATE: SUNN O))). Well, my ears will never be the same again.
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
GIG UPDATE: SUNN O))). Well, my ears will never be the same again.
Someone didn’t understand the brief.
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Someone didn’t understand the brief.
Somehow the Sugababes Barbies passed me by, but these are quite ace, and were probably quite a cash cow for Mattel as they must have released loads of new dolls to keep up with demand and/or line up changes.
November 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Somehow the Sugababes Barbies passed me by, but these are quite ace, and were probably quite a cash cow for Mattel as they must have released loads of new dolls to keep up with demand and/or line up changes.