I simply cannot imagine why a Doritos pyjamas set might need to be heavily reduced…
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I simply cannot imagine why a Doritos pyjamas set might need to be heavily reduced…
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he'd get a better reception with four bars
Shopper buys £800 phone from John Lewis...only to receive two bars of Tony's Chocolonely glued together trib.al/Mwi7UIW
Shopper buys £800 phone from John Lewis only to receive chocolate bars
Jack Bennett, 36, from Rugby, Warwickshire wanted a brand new Apple iPhone 17 from John Lewis, retailing at £799 - but was left shocked after receiving two Tony's Chocolonely bars instead.
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January 17, 2026 at 1:48 PM
he'd get a better reception with four bars
This feels less like a Lego instruction and more like an entry for @vizcomic.bsky.social’s Up The Arse Corner.
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 PM
This feels less like a Lego instruction and more like an entry for @vizcomic.bsky.social’s Up The Arse Corner.
Anyone want an autograph?
January 17, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Anyone want an autograph?
Saw an ad for what I thought was a cool looking two tone jacket, but on closer inspection it was just a pic generated by an AI that didn’t understand how shadows work. We remain in the worst timeline.
January 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Saw an ad for what I thought was a cool looking two tone jacket, but on closer inspection it was just a pic generated by an AI that didn’t understand how shadows work. We remain in the worst timeline.
Dang, and I thought it was going to be the year of the horse. I really need to work on my Chinese calendar knowledge.
January 17, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Dang, and I thought it was going to be the year of the horse. I really need to work on my Chinese calendar knowledge.
Things that are simple…?
January 17, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Things that are simple…?
I would like to see an all goldfish version of The Traitors to see if they have better memories than the contestants on the human version do. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I would like to see an all goldfish version of The Traitors to see if they have better memories than the contestants on the human version do. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Ellie’s “Jade, your name’s on the slate
I’ve got suspicions about you that I just can’t shake” sounds like a lyric from a 90s rap song. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
I’ve got suspicions about you that I just can’t shake” sounds like a lyric from a 90s rap song. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Ellie’s “Jade, your name’s on the slate
I’ve got suspicions about you that I just can’t shake” sounds like a lyric from a 90s rap song. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
I’ve got suspicions about you that I just can’t shake” sounds like a lyric from a 90s rap song. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Remember when we were supposed to care about the fact Judy was Roxy’s mum? #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Remember when we were supposed to care about the fact Judy was Roxy’s mum? #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, JADE! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, JADE! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Stephen: “Because I know I’m a Tr…aithful?” #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Stephen: “Because I know I’m a Tr…aithful?” #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Ellie: “Jessie was the person I was going to talk to today”
Jessie breathes a sigh of relief and immediately thanks the Traitors for her murder. #TheTraitors #TheYraitorsUK
Jessie breathes a sigh of relief and immediately thanks the Traitors for her murder. #TheTraitors #TheYraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Ellie: “Jessie was the person I was going to talk to today”
Jessie breathes a sigh of relief and immediately thanks the Traitors for her murder. #TheTraitors #TheYraitorsUK
Jessie breathes a sigh of relief and immediately thanks the Traitors for her murder. #TheTraitors #TheYraitorsUK
Matthew expecting to be recruited like Charlie Brown expecting to kick the football. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Matthew expecting to be recruited like Charlie Brown expecting to kick the football. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Dear Jessie,
Hear the laughter running through the love parade.
By order of The Traitors
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Hear the laughter running through the love parade.
By order of The Traitors
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Dear Jessie,
Hear the laughter running through the love parade.
By order of The Traitors
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Hear the laughter running through the love parade.
By order of The Traitors
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
Jade continues to excel on the knitwear front, with bonus points today for her earring co-ordination. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Jade continues to excel on the knitwear front, with bonus points today for her earring co-ordination. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
The singer from Soul Searcher was clearly forced to do rhythmic gymnastics as a kid and isn’t going to let all that ribbon work go to waste. #totp
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The singer from Soul Searcher was clearly forced to do rhythmic gymnastics as a kid and isn’t going to let all that ribbon work go to waste. #totp
A+ and Enjoy Yourself is a proper banger and one of the few good examples of the classical sampling trend that started filling up the bottom half of the top forty. #totp
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
A+ and Enjoy Yourself is a proper banger and one of the few good examples of the classical sampling trend that started filling up the bottom half of the top forty. #totp