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YOUTUBE GUY: let me know you a little bit about what this pedal can do
[plays some godawful blues]
ME: i hate this pedal
October 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Are there any other planets named after gross body parts
May 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The boys will know what I’m talking about when I say I need a drum kit that I can play while I’m driving my car
March 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Thinkin that if you create a test to (for example) prove the effectiveness of prayer, god will purposefully fail it. And that’s to punish you for being a nerd
January 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
For sale: never-worn shoes, baby! 😎
January 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Airport experience reminding me that within the populace there exists a substantial jock bloc from which I am normally insulated
November 27, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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This isn’t a popular Johnny Cash opinion but I think after Highwayman he should’ve done a lot more songs where he flies a spaceship
November 22, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Impressive that kratom can taste nasty right through a gel cap
November 23, 2024 at 9:21 PM
When you go to eat once piece of candy and it’s stuck to a second piece, well now you’ve got orders from on high. To eat two candies
November 13, 2024 at 12:03 AM
If you want to feel better about your money you can express it in a new quantity I invented called mini-thousands. A mini-thousand is a hundred dollars. Unfortunately for me I have 3.8 mini thousand in therapy bills this month
October 14, 2024 at 2:21 AM
One thing about me is that I got an advance on my allowance so I could buy Bush’s album Razorblade Suitcase
October 4, 2024 at 3:35 AM
The first goomba in level one of mario 1 is too difficult
August 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
[chewing some pills] are these chewable?
July 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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really hoping this is still my larval stage
July 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM
“Oatmeal, it’s better than no meal.” Calling any object I’m interacting with “this bad boy.” And when wearing anything uncomfortable “one must suffer for beauty”
what are your own personal "we're not trying to air condition the whole outside"-isms. Mine are saying that hot sauce has lots of vitamin C and that barely cooled beers are OK to drink because they are "cask temp"
June 13, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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beauty is all around us. but it is concentrated primarily in the phone!
May 25, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Hate when people do someone else’s bidding. Love when people do my bidding
January 28, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Experiencing a pre-Christmas surge of willpower because I know treats are forthcoming
December 21, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Visiting friends and their toddler pulled out the Revolver LP squealing “John n Ringo!” Savage burn to the other Beatles
August 8, 2023 at 7:40 PM