boywife Ren 🔻🏳️⚧️☭
@floorsalad.bsky.social
27 ('98) • MINORS DNF 🔞 • it/they/he • engaged ❤️🩵 • Shinbutsu-Shūgō/神仏習合 ⛩️☸️ • Discordian Nun 🍎🙏🏻 • Witch • Commie ☭ • flaming omnisexual • trans enby 🏳️⚧️ • disabled • plural • heart too big for my body (literal and figurative)
https://floorsalad.straw.page
https://floorsalad.straw.page
If you wanna be friends on Master Duel and are not a complete shithead™️ then let me know
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If you wanna be friends on Master Duel and are not a complete shithead™️ then let me know
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
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During a performance, Cardi B says “if ICE come in here, we’re gonna jump their a—es!”
She says ICE won’t kidnap her fans.
She says ICE won’t kidnap her fans.
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
During a performance, Cardi B says “if ICE come in here, we’re gonna jump their a—es!”
She says ICE won’t kidnap her fans.
She says ICE won’t kidnap her fans.
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Fuck it, let's send Cuba aid ourselves.
Help establish the flotilla headed for Cuba and stock it full of supplies and much needed help!!
act.progressive.international/flotilla/
Help establish the flotilla headed for Cuba and stock it full of supplies and much needed help!!
act.progressive.international/flotilla/
Nuestra América Flotilla
We are sailing to Cuba, bringing critical humanitarian aid for its people.
act.progressive.international
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Fuck it, let's send Cuba aid ourselves.
Help establish the flotilla headed for Cuba and stock it full of supplies and much needed help!!
act.progressive.international/flotilla/
Help establish the flotilla headed for Cuba and stock it full of supplies and much needed help!!
act.progressive.international/flotilla/
Smart/round type, maybe toy if we add a third.
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Smart/round type, maybe toy if we add a third.
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Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly
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i was commissioned to draw emo boy yaoi
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
i was commissioned to draw emo boy yaoi
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IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU’RE PROBABLY FULL OF IT
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU’RE PROBABLY FULL OF IT
Charging some charms today (heavily obscured, not closed practice per say but most folks wouldn't know how to use them).
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Charging some charms today (heavily obscured, not closed practice per say but most folks wouldn't know how to use them).
From The Fox and the Jewel by Karen A. Smyers
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
From The Fox and the Jewel by Karen A. Smyers
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"A group of 'Bad Apples' is called a Precinct"
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"A group of 'Bad Apples' is called a Precinct"
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
Sticker spotted in Portland, Oregon
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you know who's not in the epstein files?
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
you know who's not in the epstein files?
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In authoritarian China you can afford a home and juice
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
In authoritarian China you can afford a home and juice
Did some Mantras/meditation, a little spell work, and made a Fox charm so I would say the morning has been magickally productive so far.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Did some Mantras/meditation, a little spell work, and made a Fox charm so I would say the morning has been magickally productive so far.
Age verification?
My first video game was on Windows XP.
My first video game was on Windows XP.
Age Verification?
I practice "please be kind, and rewind"
I practice "please be kind, and rewind"
Age verification?
My first video game I played and beat was the original Shining Force on my parent's Sega Genesis
They bought us the Sega CD at launch 😳
My first video game I played and beat was the original Shining Force on my parent's Sega Genesis
They bought us the Sega CD at launch 😳
February 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Age verification?
My first video game was on Windows XP.
My first video game was on Windows XP.
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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sucking dick while a guy is playing games and not paying much attention to me is like my favourite thing ever
February 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
sucking dick while a guy is playing games and not paying much attention to me is like my favourite thing ever
I bet negative nancy bottoms for debbie downer on the reg
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I bet negative nancy bottoms for debbie downer on the reg
Me sharing my genealogy like a dog breeder: yeah so this pedigree goes back to ancient Sumeria and they crossed it with Greece and Rome a little farther down-
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Me sharing my genealogy like a dog breeder: yeah so this pedigree goes back to ancient Sumeria and they crossed it with Greece and Rome a little farther down-
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getting tech recruiting emails is a uniquely horrific psychic experience
wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
getting tech recruiting emails is a uniquely horrific psychic experience
wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
I don't openly talk about all my medical issues because I feel like it makes people sad and I feel attention seeky but then the result is people thinking I'm less disabled than I am so that also sucks
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I don't openly talk about all my medical issues because I feel like it makes people sad and I feel attention seeky but then the result is people thinking I'm less disabled than I am so that also sucks
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In communism there will be a dialectical materialism bowl
February 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
In communism there will be a dialectical materialism bowl