Floods
@floods.bsky.social
I have a crush on you
30s, they/them 🖤🩶🤍💚🤍🩶🖤
pfp/banner by my wonderful partner 🤗
30s, they/them 🖤🩶🤍💚🤍🩶🖤
pfp/banner by my wonderful partner 🤗
Remembering your dream when you wake up?
Good enough to nut to.
Good enough to nut to.
July 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Remembering your dream when you wake up?
Good enough to nut to.
Good enough to nut to.
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i'm makin boomer memes now
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i'm makin boomer memes now
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thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason
June 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason
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some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
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If I die never having seen another golf course I’ll be happy
November 29, 2024 at 9:05 PM
If I die never having seen another golf course I’ll be happy
The 👏 mustaches👏 need👏 to👏 go👏. Who sanctioned them!? Jail!
June 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The 👏 mustaches👏 need👏 to👏 go👏. Who sanctioned them!? Jail!
hey siri wut did the cave peoples use for lube 4 the butt stuffs
May 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
hey siri wut did the cave peoples use for lube 4 the butt stuffs
These are some dry ass pickles
February 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
These are some dry ass pickles
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i personally feel that looking out for your neighbor, taking care of the environment, bettering your community, and kicking the absolute shit out of anyone espousing Nazis values is the height of Real American Patriotism.
January 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i personally feel that looking out for your neighbor, taking care of the environment, bettering your community, and kicking the absolute shit out of anyone espousing Nazis values is the height of Real American Patriotism.
fuck you i’m gonna wet all over your dry january
January 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
fuck you i’m gonna wet all over your dry january
My wrists attempting to play tech death 🎸 🤘
a man is crying with his mouth open and the words `` it hurts !!! '' written on the bottom .
Alt: a man is crying with his mouth open and the words `` it hurts !!! '' written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 4:49 PM
My wrists attempting to play tech death 🎸 🤘
This album is insane. It took me a few listens to understand what they were doing. Now I’m hooked. 🤘
#thezenithpassage
#thezenithpassage
Datalysium by The Zenith Passage on Apple Music
Album · 2023 · 9 Songs
music.apple.com
December 27, 2024 at 7:20 PM
This album is insane. It took me a few listens to understand what they were doing. Now I’m hooked. 🤘
#thezenithpassage
#thezenithpassage
My father just asked me what poppers are
December 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
My father just asked me what poppers are
I’m not allowed to say “jesus christ” or “oh my god” in front of my aunt so I’m testing the waters with “cheezits rice” and seeing how far that gets me
December 24, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I’m not allowed to say “jesus christ” or “oh my god” in front of my aunt so I’m testing the waters with “cheezits rice” and seeing how far that gets me
I want my car to make that Down With The Sickness intro scream each time I start it
December 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I want my car to make that Down With The Sickness intro scream each time I start it
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Is wowen wilson a thing?
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Is wowen wilson a thing?
My god, this album!!! 🤘
In Contact by Caligula's Horse on Apple Music
Album · 2017 · 11 Songs
music.apple.com
December 12, 2024 at 11:36 PM
My god, this album!!! 🤘
Real ones know \m/
You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To by Knocked Loose on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Real ones know \m/
Is wowen wilson a thing?
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Is wowen wilson a thing?
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
Wii Sports Resort, namsayin?
November 30, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Wii Sports Resort, namsayin?
Someone order the peeper I dare you
November 30, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Someone order the peeper I dare you