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Floods
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I have a crush on you


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Someone order the peeper I dare you
A sign at a local coffee shop that lists various fall specials, decorated with hand drawn art. There’s the “White Pumpkin Latte” and “Autumn Fog”, amongst others, including the “Leaf Peeper”
November 30, 2024 at 5:11 PM
floods.bsky.social
Anyone have anything to ask the traffic cone?
Picture of a bright yellow traffic cone on a grey sidewalk. The traffic cone has the letters “A M A” written on it in black lettering.
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
floods.bsky.social
Also love how they fully glossed over the fact that she had ZERO experience treating gender dysphoria before she published a landmark study that will MAJORLY change (ban) how gender dysphoria is treated in UK. Fuck her.
Screenshot from NYT article I shared here that reads: “The National Health Service asked Dr. Cass, who had never treated children with gender dysphoria but had served as the president of the Royal College of Pediatrics and Child Health, to independently evaluate how the agency should proceed.”
May 14, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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May we all be so lucky 😈
Picture of a chocolate bar wrapper by the company “Hu kitchen”. Their slogan “get back to human” can be seen. Below that, in black text with green background, it says “nut butter filled”
April 11, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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You're telling me I can use this on my neck, my back, my pussy, AND my crack?!
A picture of NATIVE's "Whole Body" deodorant for pits, privates, and more
April 8, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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Just for context:
Screenshot of text that reads: As the Sun was eclipsed by the Moon in 2017, the Galapagos tortoises began doing something unexpected: "They started mating behaviour. They literally started breeding in front of our eyes."
April 8, 2024 at 5:38 PM
floods.bsky.social
"in recent months Mayor Adams has repeatedly embraced the slogan 'crime is down - an that's why we need more cops on the streets and military in the subway'
excerpt from a New York Times article that reads "In recent months, he has repeatedly embraced a slogan — “Crime is down, jobs are up” — to drive both points home."
March 26, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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said brain worms out on parade...
Gremlins, from the movie Gremlins, at a movie theater causing a raucous. they look mischievous, some have popcorn buckets on their heads
March 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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the only thing i picture when someone tells me they don’t have the spoons
the pokémon alakazam
March 26, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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what did you just call me?
a thumbnail of a youtube video. a person sits on a chair, with an orange electric guitar on their lap. there is white text over the picture. the text at the top reads “FAGGAE” the text at the bottom reads “this guitar tuning is insane!” #guitar #guitaradvice”
March 22, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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ok.
a message i received on grindr that reads “You should really consider becoming a sperm bank donor and help improving the human gene pool.”
March 15, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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i imagine this had to go thru multiple people for approval….
Focus on one child’s toy, sitting on a shelf amongst other children’s toys at a local Marshall’s. It looks to be a donut, pink and blue, with a smiley face. In the middle is a hole that looks an awful lot like a butthole.
March 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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let the power of love guide it
screenshot of a text conversation that reads: Person 1: Ballsack Forgive me for being clingy today but did u kno That I'm so in love with you and so lucky that you're my person Person 2: my poop won't come out Person 1: let the power of love guide it
March 3, 2024 at 12:54 AM
floods.bsky.social
what are you wearing to the bluesky ball?
harry styles wrapped in a blanket curled up in bed with macbook laptop open in front of him
February 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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one must simply
a picture of a sticker that reads “eat shit n die”
February 24, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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i’m terribly sorry the

what now?
screenshot of text that reads: “Each battery-powered handset contains a transmitter (which doubles as a receiver), an antenna for sending and receiving radio waves, a loudspeaker that also often functions as a microphone, and a 'push-to-talk' button that, unsurprisingly, you push to talk. The loudspeaker-cum-microphone works like an intercom system”
February 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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ABSOLUTELY NOT
Scientists in New Mexico are converting dead birds into drones…for research.
February 7, 2024 at 4:35 PM