Professor Buzzkill
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Xhrz Worf / Grindcore Margaritaville / Car Pranks / Taco Void / Team Molly Grue
Pondering the indignity of listening to Geese's "Getting Killed" while nearly being crushed by the Lane Bryant Dress for Success Winnebago
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Pondering the indignity of listening to Geese's "Getting Killed" while nearly being crushed by the Lane Bryant Dress for Success Winnebago
Saw three neighborhood dogs standing around on the corner this morning. Finally, a strategy meeting I would like to be invited to
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Saw three neighborhood dogs standing around on the corner this morning. Finally, a strategy meeting I would like to be invited to
Fairy certain Spirit Halloweens are just the seasonally fruiting bodies of a much larger subterranean organism
August 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Fairy certain Spirit Halloweens are just the seasonally fruiting bodies of a much larger subterranean organism
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it's #TDOV and it's also my book birthday for THE DEATH OF MOUNTAINS!!!
people say nice things:
"Kurella has written a sharp and tender tribute to the power of love and hope. I would not have trusted this premise with anyone else." - Premee Mohamed, author of Butcher of the Forest
people say nice things:
"Kurella has written a sharp and tender tribute to the power of love and hope. I would not have trusted this premise with anyone else." - Premee Mohamed, author of Butcher of the Forest
The Death of Mountains
Check out The Death of Mountains - <p>The latest novella by Nebula finalist Jordan Kurella is a moving allegorical tale. As mankind continues to hurt the planet, leaving us with scarred lands, stories...
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March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
it's #TDOV and it's also my book birthday for THE DEATH OF MOUNTAINS!!!
people say nice things:
"Kurella has written a sharp and tender tribute to the power of love and hope. I would not have trusted this premise with anyone else." - Premee Mohamed, author of Butcher of the Forest
people say nice things:
"Kurella has written a sharp and tender tribute to the power of love and hope. I would not have trusted this premise with anyone else." - Premee Mohamed, author of Butcher of the Forest
Geese: the original culture jammers
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Geese: the original culture jammers
No progress yet in my research to discover the secret fourth leche
March 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
No progress yet in my research to discover the secret fourth leche
I tell the cat "coffee is for closers" approximately four out of seven mornings
March 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I tell the cat "coffee is for closers" approximately four out of seven mornings
Fell asleep for a half hour and dreamt that they added a new zodiac sign, Gershwin, "The Composer", between Pisces and Aries
February 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Fell asleep for a half hour and dreamt that they added a new zodiac sign, Gershwin, "The Composer", between Pisces and Aries
I am on record that HomeGoods is an abomination of surreality, but on this day, the universe provided:
February 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I am on record that HomeGoods is an abomination of surreality, but on this day, the universe provided:
MTV's True Life Reboot: My More Granola Life Partner Got Me Hooked on Kombucha
January 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
MTV's True Life Reboot: My More Granola Life Partner Got Me Hooked on Kombucha
The more I understand about generative AI, the more clear it becomes that it is absolutely, unequivocally designed to invoke Azathoth
January 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The more I understand about generative AI, the more clear it becomes that it is absolutely, unequivocally designed to invoke Azathoth
@sarahpinsker.bsky.social I loaned my copy of HSH to a friend and it has been annexed, I thought perhaps you would approve. That's Gandalf, btw
January 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
@sarahpinsker.bsky.social I loaned my copy of HSH to a friend and it has been annexed, I thought perhaps you would approve. That's Gandalf, btw
Theme for the Trader Joe's parking lot pre arctic blast
youtu.be/uGHsxMqpL0c?...
youtu.be/uGHsxMqpL0c?...
Anthrax - Madhouse
YouTube video by AnthraxVEVO
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January 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Theme for the Trader Joe's parking lot pre arctic blast
youtu.be/uGHsxMqpL0c?...
youtu.be/uGHsxMqpL0c?...
My old friend and his sweet, loving pup could use some help:
hello all!
i am really sorry to do this *right now* but Stella got attacked by a dog yesterday and the vet bills cleaned me out completely. could really use help.
gofund.me/a8ed9376
i am really sorry to do this *right now* but Stella got attacked by a dog yesterday and the vet bills cleaned me out completely. could really use help.
gofund.me/a8ed9376
Donate to Help Stella's Recovery from Attack, organized by Jordan Kurella
My name is Jordan Kurella. For a very long time, I had a service dog named Stella Ku… Jordan Kurella needs your support for Help Stella's Recovery from Attack
gofund.me
December 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
My old friend and his sweet, loving pup could use some help:
Aickman's Heirs alone is worth a heck of a lot more than this. Also a big fan of @premeemohamed.com and Richard Gavin's collections, as well as Weird Horror Magazine
It's on! All our eBooks are on sale for just $2 til Monday. Grab yourself some great reads.
eBooks are delivered immediately via a download link in your order confirmation, so ensure you input the correct e-mail.
I do hope you'll take advantage of the sale.
undertowpublications.com/ebooks
eBooks are delivered immediately via a download link in your order confirmation, so ensure you input the correct e-mail.
I do hope you'll take advantage of the sale.
undertowpublications.com/ebooks
EBOOKS — Undertow Publications
undertowpublications.com
November 29, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Aickman's Heirs alone is worth a heck of a lot more than this. Also a big fan of @premeemohamed.com and Richard Gavin's collections, as well as Weird Horror Magazine
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
Belief in a better world is a mandatory survival skill
November 10, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Belief in a better world is a mandatory survival skill
Steve Albini recorded at least three of my favorite records of all time: Low's "Secret Name", Neurosis' "Times of Grace", and Songs: Ohia's "Magnolia Electric Co." Plus quite a few others that I love dearly. Huge loss. RIP
May 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Steve Albini recorded at least three of my favorite records of all time: Low's "Secret Name", Neurosis' "Times of Grace", and Songs: Ohia's "Magnolia Electric Co." Plus quite a few others that I love dearly. Huge loss. RIP
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April 3, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Pleased to have backed this campaign, do what you can
Dreamed I was buying a book called "Geometry Reimagined". The subtitle was "Like geometry, but with vampires!" The cover had a blond vampire with red eyes, biting into an inverted triangle, roughly in the style of E.M. Carroll
March 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Dreamed I was buying a book called "Geometry Reimagined". The subtitle was "Like geometry, but with vampires!" The cover had a blond vampire with red eyes, biting into an inverted triangle, roughly in the style of E.M. Carroll
Become the skeleton you drew in your junior high notebook
March 7, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Become the skeleton you drew in your junior high notebook
Goth shack / baby Goth shack / I got me a car that's as big as a hearse / and it's about to get worse
February 16, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Goth shack / baby Goth shack / I got me a car that's as big as a hearse / and it's about to get worse
My phone transcribes the name of my dermatologist as "dr neo master cereal" and it takes every bit of my willpower not to call him that
January 9, 2024 at 12:16 AM
My phone transcribes the name of my dermatologist as "dr neo master cereal" and it takes every bit of my willpower not to call him that
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my mom said someone in church said that jesus “will return through a black hole” and “might have an exoskeleton”. thinking about becoming religious again
December 24, 2023 at 6:35 PM
my mom said someone in church said that jesus “will return through a black hole” and “might have an exoskeleton”. thinking about becoming religious again
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