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My god corduroy is annoying would you just pick a depth
March 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My god corduroy is annoying would you just pick a depth
I think it’s time we got R-rated remakes of Robin Williams movies like Fluffer, Mrs. Doubtfluffer, The Fluffer King, Dead Fluffer Society and more. We’re ready
February 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I think it’s time we got R-rated remakes of Robin Williams movies like Fluffer, Mrs. Doubtfluffer, The Fluffer King, Dead Fluffer Society and more. We’re ready
Thank god fingers don’t go flaccid
February 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thank god fingers don’t go flaccid
Do you think Jesus and George Bush would be friends?
February 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Do you think Jesus and George Bush would be friends?
Water to wine is a weird trick to perform in the Middle East. What’s next twigs to scratchings? Know your audience Jesus
February 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Water to wine is a weird trick to perform in the Middle East. What’s next twigs to scratchings? Know your audience Jesus
Bring me the Verizon
February 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Bring me the Verizon
I struggle with any tech newer than a PlayStation 2
February 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I struggle with any tech newer than a PlayStation 2
Born To Be Vile
February 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Born To Be Vile
Spent a year trying to find myself but I had to call off the search
February 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Spent a year trying to find myself but I had to call off the search
Now That’s What I Call Busey!
February 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Now That’s What I Call Busey!
My sneeze sounds like a muffled 80’s snare drum
February 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My sneeze sounds like a muffled 80’s snare drum
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it’s so gross when you touch gum under a table at a restaurant but even worse when there isn’t even any flavor left
December 15, 2024 at 12:56 AM
it’s so gross when you touch gum under a table at a restaurant but even worse when there isn’t even any flavor left
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First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring
December 9, 2024 at 6:48 PM
First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
Why stop at a race car bed? I want a race car toilet. I’ll call it the bathwroom
April 14, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Why stop at a race car bed? I want a race car toilet. I’ll call it the bathwroom
No they/them no cry
March 20, 2024 at 8:59 PM
No they/them no cry
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The best thing about living in your car is the cup holders
October 23, 2023 at 10:53 AM
The best thing about living in your car is the cup holders
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I’m mentally ill in the 80’s hip-hop way
December 1, 2023 at 11:51 AM
I’m mentally ill in the 80’s hip-hop way
I wanna be your queen of leon
January 18, 2024 at 11:48 AM
I wanna be your queen of leon
Listening to SRV in my Lacetti. Chevrolet the good times roll
January 18, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Listening to SRV in my Lacetti. Chevrolet the good times roll
Bullying has really fallen off tbh
January 18, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Bullying has really fallen off tbh
I play jazz but I still don’t get it
January 17, 2024 at 12:11 PM
I play jazz but I still don’t get it
I think jazz is the most elaborate prank ever pulled
January 17, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I think jazz is the most elaborate prank ever pulled
Bring back hanky panky
December 27, 2023 at 8:14 AM
Bring back hanky panky
How do you die hard? Is it some kind of autoerotic asphyxiation thing?
December 26, 2023 at 11:25 AM
How do you die hard? Is it some kind of autoerotic asphyxiation thing?