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Yoinkler
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@ondeestaogato.bsky.social my friends n i made a mag. If it’s not to your taste my B, if it is email endtime.submissions@gmail.com for more

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November 2, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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I rolled this shit up in the
Bone graphic novel pages
September 15, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I cussed out a street preacher and we both apologized profoundly. It felt like frotting
September 12, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Imagine letting the burger win
September 12, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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Your honor, my client was absolutely gripping on the bean can for dear life
September 9, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Once a week i drink beer. once a month i jack off. Twice a year, i kill a man. Keeps the humors balanced
August 31, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Smoking the green punishment, making reasonable decisions
August 31, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I dont believe in religions that lengthen your lifespan
August 24, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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betting the house on red. all energy is borrowed
June 29, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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One /kill @e brought his whole empire to ruin
July 29, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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the alternatives to my way of existence are sullen ignominious dullards
May 1, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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staffed up in the club with true Elysian weaponry
April 30, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Investing i something i don’t care about has made me absurd
April 29, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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walking around the Mojave like you don't know a bloatfly from a bighorner. I carry the humble cudgel.
April 22, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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wife the size of my wife but larger.
April 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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AFAICT, the actual situation with the Biden admin re: Gaza is that they thought after 10/7 that this would just be a harsher version of Cast Lead and kill a bunch of civilians but end quick, and are now slowly realizing with horror Netanyahu's actual end goal is depopulation and annexation of Gaza.
April 3, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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mfrs have the audacity to be posting with auto correct, I will chicken scrach my way to the future. grammarly is a box you put your mind in.
March 27, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Trying to explain the zapruder film to this gay whore but every time i mention the magic bullet he starts babbling about his minion themed vibrator
March 26, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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left a bag chaser looking like the beginning of a far cry 2 healing animation
March 25, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Getting too high and perceiving reality as an imperfect composite of stimuli generated by my biological apparatus- i mean, my tase buds feel like they’re floating
March 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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dialing 911 and tossing my phone in the river because I know the fish need help.
March 18, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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indigo child labor
March 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
A girl once asked me why white people like hikes and i thought of when my buddy and i scaled an alpine ridge and he turned from the view to describe his negative emotional response to seeing a cast of jimmy hendrix’s penis in an Icelandic cock museum
March 15, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Idk why ppl are afraid of AI art just be better than it or kill yourself its what van goh wouldve done
March 14, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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this is such a sick burn #MiddleMarchMadness
March 11, 2024 at 6:15 PM