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i kill people with my hands and hurt them
my bitch goes to a different school
April 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I went through various trials and tribulations tryna get somma that pussy!
April 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
big whiff of that crockpot jenkem got me staring at the television, I coulda sworn that rent was due in Roku city
April 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
dollar store parking lot duct taped converse pack just changed the shutter speed
April 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
im crossed off the smirnoff ice and 3 and a half spliffs, touring the trap house like I'm gonna put in an offer
April 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
immigration and customs enforcement officer tried to take a peek in the trunk so I put his ass in a quick time event. It didn't seem like YOU had a better idea
April 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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accidentally selecting the "palimpsest" option when printing on Google docs and turning in my 16 page history paper on four sheets of paper
November 13, 2024 at 10:40 PM
the lost and found bin mystery pill's got me tryna do land speculation in Lemuria
April 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
custom order freelance designer strain got me fighting the lava monster from that marines ad
April 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
high tech Osaka 2025 World's Fair showcase vape pen just sequenced my entire genome...
April 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I think there mighta been a little something something in that zazita, got me moving like meshes of the afternoon
April 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
shoulda never smoked that lip puckering newt gingrich pack, now im the one putting the crumpled up tissue in the lego bin
April 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
less than favorable acid trip ensnared me in those big black gloop balls they shot at Mr. Incredible
April 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
ive been rock solid for so long my fingers have frostbite
March 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
im too faded, im leaving the workplace mixer event like master oogway
March 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
snorted a handful of them crushed up doodads, bumped me up two whole reading groups
March 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
off the salvia listening to christian AM radio children's plays like the first broadcast of war of the worlds
March 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
bad bitch asked me to go down on her, i dug all the way to china. oh my gammit
March 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
took a puff of that mutual friend high school dropout strain and entered the level editor
February 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
weapons grade stone mason edible got me speaking in proto indo european
February 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
girl gave me brain so good I was looking for pinky
February 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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we need to find a way to get everyone who invests into crypto currency to just give me money.

Just right in my little hands, pronto
January 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
xenophobic cinema sins watching a french movie: *ding* wrong language
February 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
the vague conception of poetic justice might be the only reason im still spinning the damn hamster wheel anymore
February 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
they rang me up for a DUI so now I got a court mandated conceptual burden
January 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM