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Queer, Christian, mom (not necessarily in that order).
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A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."
Lutnick is the current Secretary of Commerce and Epstein sent this email three months before he died.
Epstein mocked Trump for “leaving his nose print on the glass” while watching young women, wrote that Trump knew about illicit activity tied to Mar-a-Lago, and visited “many times,” and noted Trump’s planned visit to his neighbor Howard Lutnick’s house.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Great job by @michelmartinnpr.bsky.social interviewing Matt Schlapp today. Thank you for not backing down on your statement that the right has incited violence.
September 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Something that I could not have imagined just a few years ago… Florida just ordained openly queer people as deacon and elder! Thank you to all who worked to change the UMC discipline so that this day could arrive. Praise be to God! #flumc25
June 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“My mom could see through my BS, which here means Blessed Shenanigans.” - John Yambasu, #flumc25
June 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Not only did we finish resolutions on time, but everyone got a refresher on procedure and Robert’s rules. #flumc25
June 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Laity, support your clergy person and know the biblical and theological foundations of support for inclusion! - Warren Pattinson, #flumc co-lay leader
June 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Acts 1 is the first Biblical mandate of DEI… but somehow something got lost. They spent the next ten chapters building a Jewish church for Jewish people.” - Rev Dr. Rodrigo Cruz, #flumc25
June 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Discovered that another lay delegate also had the “talk” with her kid on the way to Annual Conference … about Central Conferences and regionalization. #flumc25
June 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Will I understand the Ministry Hub after this presentation? Probably not, but I appreciate the effort. #flumc25
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thank you for allowing time in voting for ASL translation. Inclusion matters! #flumc25
June 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The first audible cell phone of #flumc25
June 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bishop Berlin just threatened to awaken us in grace with water balloons and I am HERE FOR IT. #flumc25
June 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“All y’all are children of God!” - Bishop Berlin, tapping into his VA roots #flumc25
June 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
#flumc Annual Conference is unofficially underway with the start of Laity Celebration! Repping the #TwitterDistrict from backstage
June 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Insert blinking guy gif or the WTF reaction of your choice.
April 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I thank God for @npr.org regularly, but now they have answered one of the most important questions of the modern era: does one need an assault weapon to deal with 30-50 feral hogs on your property?

(Spoiler alert: no.)

www.npr.org/2025/03/25/n...
Feral hogs are hard to catch, trappers are trying to outsmart them
Ever since they were introduced, feral hogs have spread to 35 states. Now, farmers think of the intelligent pigs as a menace and trappers are trying to outsmart them.
www.npr.org
March 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Every morning we wake up wondering if a Nazi who sweats cum and has the personality of a guy who was unanimously kicked out of his improv group has tried to destroy another government department while we were asleep.
February 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’ve been on hold with Social Security for three hours, just trying to make an appointment. I’m starting to hallucinate.
January 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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the word of the day is “kuebiko,” a feeling of being overcome with exhaustion at all the world’s horrors and a sense of resignation at your own inability to fix things.
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Lesbians, get down to Joann Fabrics for these incredible deals!
November 22, 2024 at 2:47 PM