The OSHA violation known as soft machine
@flaccid-machine.bsky.social
We are the meat machines employed at
Soft Machine Inc
.
The only thing we got in common with actual machines is we don't get paid enough.
You can call us Dave
Soft Machine Inc
.
The only thing we got in common with actual machines is we don't get paid enough.
You can call us Dave
God help us if they do
September 22, 2023 at 4:02 PM
God help us if they do
And then the god starts reluctantly recruiting Paladins to send after this guy because the guy just *won't die*
September 22, 2023 at 4:51 AM
And then the god starts reluctantly recruiting Paladins to send after this guy because the guy just *won't die*
Ok that actually sounds like a really fun idea.
A Paladin whose entire character arc is that they're sworn to a god that doesn't want them around and she keeps sending clerics and plagues and smitings to get rid of them
A Paladin whose entire character arc is that they're sworn to a god that doesn't want them around and she keeps sending clerics and plagues and smitings to get rid of them
September 22, 2023 at 4:50 AM
Ok that actually sounds like a really fun idea.
A Paladin whose entire character arc is that they're sworn to a god that doesn't want them around and she keeps sending clerics and plagues and smitings to get rid of them
A Paladin whose entire character arc is that they're sworn to a god that doesn't want them around and she keeps sending clerics and plagues and smitings to get rid of them
Look as long as I can be a Paladin of Chaos it's fine by me other Paladins are nerds.
September 22, 2023 at 4:48 AM
Look as long as I can be a Paladin of Chaos it's fine by me other Paladins are nerds.
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Different Places Have Different Rules For Beating Matt Yglesias to Death with Hammers and That’s OK
September 22, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Different Places Have Different Rules For Beating Matt Yglesias to Death with Hammers and That’s OK
I unironically believe this
July 10, 2023 at 12:04 AM
I unironically believe this
"We are not going to emphasize politics but if you're right wing we'll give you special treatment" uhuh
July 9, 2023 at 2:57 AM
"We are not going to emphasize politics but if you're right wing we'll give you special treatment" uhuh
The community is *brands* and that sucks
July 7, 2023 at 10:18 PM
The community is *brands* and that sucks
Your sentiment is cool and valid I just hate the fact that I'm being bamboozled by this specific account
July 7, 2023 at 4:51 AM
Your sentiment is cool and valid I just hate the fact that I'm being bamboozled by this specific account
I think that account is doing a very weird shitpost. The person Katie Notopoulos is a buzzfeed journalist and I can't find anything affiliating her with threads other than their say so. Their account does a lot of threads shilling but the posts have a very deliberate tone of cringe.
July 7, 2023 at 4:50 AM
I think that account is doing a very weird shitpost. The person Katie Notopoulos is a buzzfeed journalist and I can't find anything affiliating her with threads other than their say so. Their account does a lot of threads shilling but the posts have a very deliberate tone of cringe.
It's sad that "first they came" apparently needs the last line for people to take it in stride (sometimes not even that) but alas
July 7, 2023 at 4:41 AM
It's sad that "first they came" apparently needs the last line for people to take it in stride (sometimes not even that) but alas
Oh damn did BlueSky already get a main character?
July 7, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Oh damn did BlueSky already get a main character?