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The OSHA violation known as soft machine
@flaccid-machine.bsky.social
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We are the meat machines employed at
Soft Machine Inc
.
The only thing we got in common with actual machines is we don't get paid enough.

You can call us Dave
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flaccid-machine.bsky.social
And here it is... As a Chart!!
(Not stonks)
(Sharp downturn to half views after Ep 1. Rise back up in Ep 3 when trump was indicted. Then constant decline from that point forward)
July 7, 2023 at 10:16 PM
flaccid-machine.bsky.social
No Politics, No News, No activism (because politics), No sex work or nsfw (because instagram) and no art or queer stuff (because nsfw restrictions always end up restricting artists and the gays)
Exactly what communities are going to be using this thing?
July 7, 2023 at 10:07 PM
flaccid-machine.bsky.social
SOMEONE INVITED MY FUCKING BOSS
@realembouskz.bsky.social profile
July 5, 2023 at 3:06 AM
flaccid-machine.bsky.social
Two of them!
July 4, 2023 at 6:46 PM
flaccid-machine.bsky.social
Apparently this lady got herself a bluesky invite
Maybe she can be the next Erick Erickson
July 4, 2023 at 6:45 PM
flaccid-machine.bsky.social
Hey Google I know that UI design is terrible and nobody wants to do it but actually I don't want the video and images search buttons to reposition themselves every time I visit your site because an AI thought I might want to shop for KSP merch instead
July 3, 2023 at 7:18 PM
flaccid-machine.bsky.social
I need fanart of this except it's Camila Noceda from the Owl House
2018 photo of hispanic grandma ironing pride flag Camila Noceda, a character from the Owl House, stands in front of a waving bisexual flag background wearing a pride flag pin and holding a progress flag
July 3, 2023 at 1:41 AM