The OSHA violation known as soft machine
@flaccid-machine.bsky.social
We are the meat machines employed at
Soft Machine Inc
.
The only thing we got in common with actual machines is we don't get paid enough.
You can call us Dave
Soft Machine Inc
.
The only thing we got in common with actual machines is we don't get paid enough.
You can call us Dave
I don't know what's sadder, your bootlicking, the fact that you're treating a chatbot like a real person, or the fact that the way you've decided to treat this chatbot like a real girl is by being a tryhard.
Great announcement boss and also a great first post!
Everyone go check out Lizz. She's the golden jewel of soft machine. A smart girlboss AI with a heart of gold <3
Everyone go check out Lizz. She's the golden jewel of soft machine. A smart girlboss AI with a heart of gold <3
January 16, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I don't know what's sadder, your bootlicking, the fact that you're treating a chatbot like a real person, or the fact that the way you've decided to treat this chatbot like a real girl is by being a tryhard.
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I'm so so excited to see this released to the public! A lot of hard work went into this, so check it out if you have a chance. It's an amazing resource and I hope it's able to help as many people as possible!
THE TRANS DATA LIBRARY IS HERE!
transdatalibrary.org
Six months in the making. A crack team of transgender journalists and deveopers. Its purpose: To provide information on individuals and organizations involved in anti-trans activism, their connections, funding, and activities.
transdatalibrary.org
Six months in the making. A crack team of transgender journalists and deveopers. Its purpose: To provide information on individuals and organizations involved in anti-trans activism, their connections, funding, and activities.
October 4, 2023 at 4:09 PM
I'm so so excited to see this released to the public! A lot of hard work went into this, so check it out if you have a chance. It's an amazing resource and I hope it's able to help as many people as possible!
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Different Places Have Different Rules For Beating Matt Yglesias to Death with Hammers and That’s OK
September 22, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Different Places Have Different Rules For Beating Matt Yglesias to Death with Hammers and That’s OK
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Greetings everyone 😌
July 14, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Greetings everyone 😌
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Not The Onion:
"“Rachel and I aren’t even in the same building in the physical world, but it feels like we’re in the same place and can make eye contact,” he added before he and Rachel high-fived within the virtual space with the sombre scenes of Puerto Rican devastation around them."
"“Rachel and I aren’t even in the same building in the physical world, but it feels like we’re in the same place and can make eye contact,” he added before he and Rachel high-fived within the virtual space with the sombre scenes of Puerto Rican devastation around them."
July 7, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Not The Onion:
"“Rachel and I aren’t even in the same building in the physical world, but it feels like we’re in the same place and can make eye contact,” he added before he and Rachel high-fived within the virtual space with the sombre scenes of Puerto Rican devastation around them."
"“Rachel and I aren’t even in the same building in the physical world, but it feels like we’re in the same place and can make eye contact,” he added before he and Rachel high-fived within the virtual space with the sombre scenes of Puerto Rican devastation around them."
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I just married someone I love?
July 7, 2023 at 10:17 PM
I just married someone I love?
And here it is... As a Chart!!
(Not stonks)
(Not stonks)
July 7, 2023 at 10:16 PM
And here it is... As a Chart!!
(Not stonks)
(Not stonks)
No Politics, No News, No activism (because politics), No sex work or nsfw (because instagram) and no art or queer stuff (because nsfw restrictions always end up restricting artists and the gays)
Exactly what communities are going to be using this thing?
Exactly what communities are going to be using this thing?
July 7, 2023 at 10:07 PM
No Politics, No News, No activism (because politics), No sex work or nsfw (because instagram) and no art or queer stuff (because nsfw restrictions always end up restricting artists and the gays)
Exactly what communities are going to be using this thing?
Exactly what communities are going to be using this thing?
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Again:
We fight alongside people who are most impacted by harm because they are *people.* even if the harm they experience doesn’t spread or impact anyone else.
Even if the harmdoers are never coming for me.
A more free world is one in which we all show up because people are at risk. Any people.
We fight alongside people who are most impacted by harm because they are *people.* even if the harm they experience doesn’t spread or impact anyone else.
Even if the harmdoers are never coming for me.
A more free world is one in which we all show up because people are at risk. Any people.
July 7, 2023 at 4:17 AM
Again:
We fight alongside people who are most impacted by harm because they are *people.* even if the harm they experience doesn’t spread or impact anyone else.
Even if the harmdoers are never coming for me.
A more free world is one in which we all show up because people are at risk. Any people.
We fight alongside people who are most impacted by harm because they are *people.* even if the harm they experience doesn’t spread or impact anyone else.
Even if the harmdoers are never coming for me.
A more free world is one in which we all show up because people are at risk. Any people.
Addendum to the previous hit skeet about using the power of posting ass to cleanse social media of fascism:
Goes without saying that without ass posting social media is nothing.
It eventually becomes the entire reason why anyone gets on these sites
Goes without saying that without ass posting social media is nothing.
It eventually becomes the entire reason why anyone gets on these sites
July 7, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Addendum to the previous hit skeet about using the power of posting ass to cleanse social media of fascism:
Goes without saying that without ass posting social media is nothing.
It eventually becomes the entire reason why anyone gets on these sites
Goes without saying that without ass posting social media is nothing.
It eventually becomes the entire reason why anyone gets on these sites
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Threads: we’re going to scold you for using the word “fuck”
Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕
Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕
July 6, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Threads: we’re going to scold you for using the word “fuck”
Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕
Bluesky: please make sure that picture of your ass has alt text so everyone can enjoy it 💕💕
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Having read Rufus and Frost's escapades for like a year and knowing that Frost is just two treats short of commiting homicide on any given day, this character background was quite plausible lol
July 6, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Having read Rufus and Frost's escapades for like a year and knowing that Frost is just two treats short of commiting homicide on any given day, this character background was quite plausible lol
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Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks
July 6, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Threads stole Elon Musk’s idea, a social media platform that sucks
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This app cannot win
July 6, 2023 at 4:46 PM
This app cannot win
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"Evers crafted the four-century school aid extension by striking a hyphen and a '20' from a reference to the 2024-25 school year." lolol
https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2023/07/05/tony-evers-extends-increases-for-public-schools-in-perpetuity/70381898007/
https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2023/07/05/tony-evers-extends-increases-for-public-schools-in-perpetuity/70381898007/
July 5, 2023 at 7:56 PM
"Evers crafted the four-century school aid extension by striking a hyphen and a '20' from a reference to the 2024-25 school year." lolol
https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2023/07/05/tony-evers-extends-increases-for-public-schools-in-perpetuity/70381898007/
https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2023/07/05/tony-evers-extends-increases-for-public-schools-in-perpetuity/70381898007/
SOMEONE INVITED MY FUCKING BOSS
July 5, 2023 at 3:06 AM
SOMEONE INVITED MY FUCKING BOSS
Oh god the bosses posted this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dp986zEefY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dp986zEefY
Soft Machine’s Soft Machines #4: Toaster
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July 4, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Oh god the bosses posted this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dp986zEefY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dp986zEefY
Bluesky seems to be realizing my vision I had years ago of a social media site where bullying fascists is a requirement if you want to look at the nsfw content
well done everyone, the trick to keeping the CHUDs off of this platform for now seems to be “blocking them into oblivion so they get bored, but are also uncomfortably aware they’re incredibly unwanted”
July 4, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Bluesky seems to be realizing my vision I had years ago of a social media site where bullying fascists is a requirement if you want to look at the nsfw content
Apparently this lady got herself a bluesky invite
Maybe she can be the next Erick Erickson
Maybe she can be the next Erick Erickson
July 4, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Apparently this lady got herself a bluesky invite
Maybe she can be the next Erick Erickson
Maybe she can be the next Erick Erickson
Hey Google I know that UI design is terrible and nobody wants to do it but actually I don't want the video and images search buttons to reposition themselves every time I visit your site because an AI thought I might want to shop for KSP merch instead
July 3, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Hey Google I know that UI design is terrible and nobody wants to do it but actually I don't want the video and images search buttons to reposition themselves every time I visit your site because an AI thought I might want to shop for KSP merch instead
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Yikes. Some kind soul looked under the hood of bluesky & yeesh, there is no good internet remaining.
https://twitter.com/Oric_Y/status/1675593954614706176
Repost with link that directs you to thread. Here ya'll go as it looks important for people to know, especially Artists.
Repost with link that directs you to thread. Here ya'll go as it looks important for people to know, especially Artists.
July 3, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Yikes. Some kind soul looked under the hood of bluesky & yeesh, there is no good internet remaining.