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Maslo Beef
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Back on that nethack shit—my 30 year addiction!
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Keep having the experience of hearing a terrible song, wondering “is this AI !??” then looking it up and finding out it’s just one of the many interchangeable country-pop sloplords
July 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I sure spend a lot of time on Letterboxd for someone who watches like 2 movies a month
July 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Anybody else read those old 60s-70s underground anthology comix and feel bad for all the other artists who weren’t R. Crumb because of how severely outclassed they were
June 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Shitting on a Pittsburgh toilet is like being a dwarven king on his throne beneath the mountain
February 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Intentionally joining Teams meetings a couple minutes late so I don’t have to make small talk with the guy on my team who I fucking hate
February 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lmfao everyone on TikTok is just going to go to xiao hong shu instead of insta out of spite
January 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Tidying up my (very) old browser bookmarks, I came across this one from ten years ago. I ♥ U, Duke Roberts.
I Died Today. By, Duke Roberts — robyn arouty studios
And I ate a lot of hamburgers. We had a party.
www.robynarouty.com
December 4, 2024 at 5:01 AM
My consciousness could use some expandin’
November 30, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Dog Dick Afternoon
March 25, 2024 at 12:54 PM
One of the main reasons I'm not medicated is that I actually kind of like listening to music and weeping on my commute home from work
December 15, 2023 at 9:37 AM
The best thing about living in the future is that people finally shut the fuck up about Animal Collective. Like, what the hell was that, some kind of decade-long mass psychosis?
December 8, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Wario is quebecois, how could I have never seen it before, it’s so obvious
December 5, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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EXPRESS myself??? what am i, a gland?!?
October 5, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Whenever people sign off with “TYSM” I’m like yeah, me too
October 2, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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tfw i meet the buddha on the road
August 30, 2023 at 1:23 AM
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what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata
August 21, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Kermit Supreme
August 12, 2023 at 3:56 AM
I will never fuck off, no matter how much literally everyone wants me to
July 3, 2023 at 4:25 PM