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new york city - november 5 2025
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Let’s show our support for the people of France and the Louvre by signing my “I didn’t steal from the Louvre and I never will” petition. I also one that just says “I didn’t steal from the Louvre.”
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It’s been such a sick week to be a mariners bandwagoner
October 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Step-dog got ran over by a jet ski
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Going to call out sick for a week and just drive my 2016 Prius all around
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Yoda Latino
October 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My cousin (no longer missing, recently found, soon to be acquitted in unfortunate case of mistake identity): did you listen to the new Taylor swift album yet?

Me (me): not really
October 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My cousin is an Antifa Hell Warlord (Pretty high rank if you don’t know) and he says to donate any spare change/small bills to your local NPR station
October 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My cousin invented ozempic for spiders
September 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The Paper is kind of funny but I actually prefer The Paper (UK)
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No and I don’t know why everyone including my family and boss have asked me tbis today
September 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sending a cruel email to my #cousin
August 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Hitting the CBD vape
August 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Didn’t get very many emails today
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Sydney Sweeney doesn’t even actually have good genes she’s from Spokane and everyone there is inbred for the most part
August 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Only people I hate more than my neighbors is whoever buys their house
August 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My cousin (formerly a missing person): Ice Spice was killed during a drone attack in Eastern Ukraine

Me: okay
August 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Being anxious is not normal 👏
August 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My cousin who was missing for 18 months, but was okay, just texted me that Ice Spice was killed in a drone attack in Eastern Ukraine
August 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
My neighbors have established a neighborhood “battle zone”
August 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM