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Megan
@fivepurplestars.bsky.social
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- Married, childless cat-lady 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛
- Sr IT Analyst in Security Operations for a global corporation, with an MBA and imposter syndrome
- I’m not a comedian, but I think I’m pretty funny 😏
🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍 ✌🏻
#resist
Pinned
Roses are red
Violets are blue
RFK is a heroin addict
I’m autistic so I don’t know how to write a poem
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The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums.

He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up.

How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Prime example of white privilege in plain sight.

Black kids get called adults to justify blame, while white adults get called “kids” to excuse their hate. They’re not boys and girls, they’re grown-ass men and women, and the receipts are in writing.
October 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The only thing Hegseth bombed today was the Q&A session.
June 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
RFK is a heroin addict
I’m autistic so I don’t know how to write a poem
April 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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CNN put together a collection of clips of various Trump officials who were on the signal chat criticizing Hillary Clinton’s email server
March 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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March 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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It's always wrong to vandalize personal property and that certainly includes Teslas, and also: your government is actively disappearing innocent people without due process, so, you know, that second one is taking up my empathetic bandwidth at the moment.
March 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
March 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Butter compartment? Oh, you mean the place where all the cats' refrigerated meds go.
March 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I'm fully convinced that the only reason the vast majority of Trumpers still publicly support him is that they can't simply admit that they were wrong.

They're willing to let this nation die on the altar of their egos.
March 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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In it together
March 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
March 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Please read and share.

Musk is attempting to blame Ukraine for the X cyberattack, but word has already spread that it was a false flag. What is a false flag? A false flag operation is an act committed to disguise the actual source of responsibility and shift blame onto another party.
March 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Trump is weak, compromised and corrupt. Even worse, he’s a traitor to America who’s shamelessly selling out our country to his puppet master Putin on a daily basis.

Any Republican in Congress who supports him at this point is just as much of a traitor. Fuck them all.
March 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Anyone thinking we "just have to get through the next two/four years" isn't paying attention.
March 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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March 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Facts 👇👇👇
March 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Let’s make Servant of the People the #1 watched show in the US, on #Netflix 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
March 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Mass firings, shutting down critical services, blowing up our alliances, crashing the markets, encouraging inflation...

These aren't the actions of a political party aspiring to get reelected.

These are the actions of an authoritarian regime that does not intend to honor elections ever again.
March 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM