Swims with the fish
@fish4catfish.bsky.social
Retired fish biologist. Ignore the smell.
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sometimes all you need is great music, a tank of gas, and your favorite person.
August 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
sometimes all you need is great music, a tank of gas, and your favorite person.
Last day in the nude beach. I’ll definitely be back. And I’ll definitely miss it.
August 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Last day in the nude beach. I’ll definitely be back. And I’ll definitely miss it.
My happy place.
August 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My happy place.
8 days camping in a tent with virtually no cell service didn’t fix me, but on the plus side, it didn’t kill me either.
June 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
8 days camping in a tent with virtually no cell service didn’t fix me, but on the plus side, it didn’t kill me either.
I’d pay big bucks for sponge bath at the moment.
May 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’d pay big bucks for sponge bath at the moment.
I woke up with my face covered in drool or sweat. I must’ve been dreaming about you.
May 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I woke up with my face covered in drool or sweat. I must’ve been dreaming about you.
Happy Mothers Day to all the ladies that keep the world afloat. We’d drown without you.
May 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy Mothers Day to all the ladies that keep the world afloat. We’d drown without you.
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In today’s perimenopause journey I lost the ability to say “counsel” and could only say “cancel.” This is so much fun.
April 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In today’s perimenopause journey I lost the ability to say “counsel” and could only say “cancel.” This is so much fun.
My happy place
April 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My happy place
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I bet I look hot holding a chainsaw.
April 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I bet I look hot holding a chainsaw.
In a few weeks I’ll be on a nude beach. Sporting my new body. Don’t you feel lucky that you won’t be there?
March 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
In a few weeks I’ll be on a nude beach. Sporting my new body. Don’t you feel lucky that you won’t be there?
Finished my weight loss program today. I’m happy with the result
March 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Finished my weight loss program today. I’m happy with the result
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If yall listened to me a long time ago and called DMs BMs (Bluesky Messages) like I suggested, this would all be way funnier.
March 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If yall listened to me a long time ago and called DMs BMs (Bluesky Messages) like I suggested, this would all be way funnier.
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Woke up this am and absolutely nothing hurt.
Is this how you find out you died in your sleep?
Is this how you find out you died in your sleep?
March 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Woke up this am and absolutely nothing hurt.
Is this how you find out you died in your sleep?
Is this how you find out you died in your sleep?
Yeah, I’d take you out. My treat too.
March 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Yeah, I’d take you out. My treat too.
I’ll be glad when this new knee doesn’t forecast the weather
March 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’ll be glad when this new knee doesn’t forecast the weather
Daytime fire pit goes well with day drinking.
March 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Daytime fire pit goes well with day drinking.
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Being insignificant should be more relaxing.
March 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Being insignificant should be more relaxing.
Beat the shit outta my thumb. This mf hurts.
March 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Beat the shit outta my thumb. This mf hurts.
I have two levels of drunk. Horny or suicidal. And it depends on whether or not I get any. So it’s usually suicidal.
March 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have two levels of drunk. Horny or suicidal. And it depends on whether or not I get any. So it’s usually suicidal.
Just shoot me please.
March 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Just shoot me please.
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Some people try to bring sexy back but I’m just trying to bring willy nilly back.
February 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Some people try to bring sexy back but I’m just trying to bring willy nilly back.
Did too much today with the new knee. So bourbon for bed it is.
February 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Did too much today with the new knee. So bourbon for bed it is.