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December 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
Why is it called an "apartment" if they're all together in one building
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Why is it called an "apartment" if they're all together in one building
Me describing to my father how a 4-8 Maryland can still make a Bowl game against Georgia Southern if teams keep turning the invitation down
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me describing to my father how a 4-8 Maryland can still make a Bowl game against Georgia Southern if teams keep turning the invitation down
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No but I watched a tiktok of how a frog gets xrayed
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
No but I watched a tiktok of how a frog gets xrayed
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I’ll give Dick Cheney props for one thing. When he said New York would have a Muslim mayor over his dead body, he really meant it… 😳
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’ll give Dick Cheney props for one thing. When he said New York would have a Muslim mayor over his dead body, he really meant it… 😳
Emotional Trauma and a chronic addiction, mostly
12. Let's cut the bullshit.
What is somebody gonna have to deal with if they date you?
What is somebody gonna have to deal with if they date you?
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Emotional Trauma and a chronic addiction, mostly
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November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Contrary to Trump’s grotesque, self-congratulatory press releases, he has not ended gender-affirming care for young people; rather, as the health care workers I spoke to this week made clear, hospital management, boards, and their legal advisers have ended it for him. My new story:
The Blue-State Hospitals Carrying Out Trump’s Anti-Trans Agenda
In states where gender-affirming care remains legal, some hospitals have nonetheless stopped providing it. What gives?
newrepublic.com
August 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Contrary to Trump’s grotesque, self-congratulatory press releases, he has not ended gender-affirming care for young people; rather, as the health care workers I spoke to this week made clear, hospital management, boards, and their legal advisers have ended it for him. My new story:
If your policiy makes the bassline to "Holiday in Cambodia" repeat in my head, then it is a truly awful horrible policy.
July 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If your policiy makes the bassline to "Holiday in Cambodia" repeat in my head, then it is a truly awful horrible policy.
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Vinny discovers a classic copypasta
July 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Vinny discovers a classic copypasta
Good afternoon.
Donald Trump is still a pedophile, rapist, and 34 time felon.
Have a good rest of your day
Donald Trump is still a pedophile, rapist, and 34 time felon.
Have a good rest of your day
July 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Good afternoon.
Donald Trump is still a pedophile, rapist, and 34 time felon.
Have a good rest of your day
Donald Trump is still a pedophile, rapist, and 34 time felon.
Have a good rest of your day
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as a reminder the rat that snitched on Luigi Mangione did not and will never get the money, and neither will you
July 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
as a reminder the rat that snitched on Luigi Mangione did not and will never get the money, and neither will you
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Future Supreme Court Justice
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Future Supreme Court Justice
alright, my grace period for Elias has passed. get him out of Baltimore
July 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
alright, my grace period for Elias has passed. get him out of Baltimore
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Cheesemonger, cheesemonger,
Mong me a cheese
Mong me a cheese
June 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cheesemonger, cheesemonger,
Mong me a cheese
Mong me a cheese
Art at the end of the day is a window to the soul
and sometimes that soul likes fat asses
and sometimes that soul likes fat asses
June 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Art at the end of the day is a window to the soul
and sometimes that soul likes fat asses
and sometimes that soul likes fat asses
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LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.
June 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.
Avoid being stung by wasps at BBQs this summer by placing a blob of jam on a small child.
June 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Avoid being stung by wasps at BBQs this summer by placing a blob of jam on a small child.
Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes Kissing
because I lost a bet
because I lost a bet
May 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes Kissing
because I lost a bet
because I lost a bet
Damn it, why do black women have to be so beautiful? I feel like I'm falling in love with every third black woman I see.
May 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Damn it, why do black women have to be so beautiful? I feel like I'm falling in love with every third black woman I see.
If this country survived the remaining time under Donald Trump with its identity as a Democratic Republic intact, it'd be a testament to how forward-thinking the Founding Fathers were when they wrote the current constitution.
May 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If this country survived the remaining time under Donald Trump with its identity as a Democratic Republic intact, it'd be a testament to how forward-thinking the Founding Fathers were when they wrote the current constitution.
Yes, I have heard the news. No, I'm not going to give him credit for it. Why? Because he is doing the right thing for ALL the wrong reasons. Yes, he's gonna claim it because "muh personal glory" but we all know it's because he didn't have his ego stroked enough
May 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Yes, I have heard the news. No, I'm not going to give him credit for it. Why? Because he is doing the right thing for ALL the wrong reasons. Yes, he's gonna claim it because "muh personal glory" but we all know it's because he didn't have his ego stroked enough