congratulations, mr. mayor!
NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani sworn in as mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
congratulations, mr. mayor!
lord, help me make it through this country band to see the head and the heart then get the fuck home 😅
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
lord, help me make it through this country band to see the head and the heart then get the fuck home 😅
my stupid mental health walks have become jet lag avoidance walks. sleet won't stop me because i WILL NOT fall asleep at 5pm, dammit.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
my stupid mental health walks have become jet lag avoidance walks. sleet won't stop me because i WILL NOT fall asleep at 5pm, dammit.
this year i tacked on some jet lag for the fun of it.
The days between Christmas and NYE are a vortex. I’m just out here vibing.
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this year i tacked on some jet lag for the fun of it.
holy shit, the accuracy!!!
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
holy shit, the accuracy!!!
had to sprint to catch my flight so i’m sweating AND coughing. neither one will stop and i’m certain my seat mates hate me 😅
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
had to sprint to catch my flight so i’m sweating AND coughing. neither one will stop and i’m certain my seat mates hate me 😅
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Getting to the point in the ~holiday season~ where my body starts crying out for vegetables and I have to calmly smother it, like going down to the basement to beat up the hostages who are tied up down there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Getting to the point in the ~holiday season~ where my body starts crying out for vegetables and I have to calmly smother it, like going down to the basement to beat up the hostages who are tied up down there.
i have worn my sunglasses precisely two times in the past week.
December 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i have worn my sunglasses precisely two times in the past week.
i’d rather sleep in a twin size bed with a full length duvet than a larger bed with a twin size duvet.
December 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i’d rather sleep in a twin size bed with a full length duvet than a larger bed with a twin size duvet.
if the weather wasn’t so shit, i’d move to the netherlands. the men are SO TALL. kinda wanted to lie to the handsome border patrol agent.
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 AM
if the weather wasn’t so shit, i’d move to the netherlands. the men are SO TALL. kinda wanted to lie to the handsome border patrol agent.
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Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
the jon hamm meme doesn't happen until episode 8 of your friends and neighbors. a different song is playing too!
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
the jon hamm meme doesn't happen until episode 8 of your friends and neighbors. a different song is playing too!
usually i blindly repack my "tech" bag for every trip. something (a conversation with friends) told me to doublecheck my headphone situation. i discovered i did not have a cable for my phone (i bought it earlier this year). a packing miracle.
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
usually i blindly repack my "tech" bag for every trip. something (a conversation with friends) told me to doublecheck my headphone situation. i discovered i did not have a cable for my phone (i bought it earlier this year). a packing miracle.
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Each semester I go in my classroom and I try to figure out what we would use to block the doors, if it would be safe to crawl out the windows, where we could hide if there was a mass shooter in campus. It’s such an indictment of this country how we have normalized these preventable tragedies.
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Each semester I go in my classroom and I try to figure out what we would use to block the doors, if it would be safe to crawl out the windows, where we could hide if there was a mass shooter in campus. It’s such an indictment of this country how we have normalized these preventable tragedies.
a clerk at this election site hasn’t been paid for early voting in october. she’s talked about it repeatedly all fucking day.
then she said, “i started doing this to get involved and y’all are gonna do this to me? don’t you know the reach i have???” what reach? you still can’t pay your rent.
then she said, “i started doing this to get involved and y’all are gonna do this to me? don’t you know the reach i have???” what reach? you still can’t pay your rent.
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
a clerk at this election site hasn’t been paid for early voting in october. she’s talked about it repeatedly all fucking day.
then she said, “i started doing this to get involved and y’all are gonna do this to me? don’t you know the reach i have???” what reach? you still can’t pay your rent.
then she said, “i started doing this to get involved and y’all are gonna do this to me? don’t you know the reach i have???” what reach? you still can’t pay your rent.
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Very important to hate fascists more than you hate liberals.
December 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Very important to hate fascists more than you hate liberals.
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A jumpscare every single time.
Cyber trucks are uglier in person, holy fuck.
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A jumpscare every single time.
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Skill issue
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Skill issue
rest in peace, nonstick pan. i’ll never understand why my family abused you so, but i will forbid them from touching your replacement.
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
rest in peace, nonstick pan. i’ll never understand why my family abused you so, but i will forbid them from touching your replacement.
a neighbor kid plays a brass instrument, and i love to hear them practice. just now they executed a pretty solid "wah wah wahhhhhhh."
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
a neighbor kid plays a brass instrument, and i love to hear them practice. just now they executed a pretty solid "wah wah wahhhhhhh."
i started to pack for vacation, got overwhelmed, then spent five hours working in the yard instead.
the christmas lights are up and that is all that matters! the packing will sort itself out.
the christmas lights are up and that is all that matters! the packing will sort itself out.
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i started to pack for vacation, got overwhelmed, then spent five hours working in the yard instead.
the christmas lights are up and that is all that matters! the packing will sort itself out.
the christmas lights are up and that is all that matters! the packing will sort itself out.
lolol this contestant didn't know if her partner was a leo or a virgo, and i'm like, "he's a virgo, duh."
also, how is $212K enough to set your family up for the rest of their lives?
also, how is $212K enough to set your family up for the rest of their lives?
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
lolol this contestant didn't know if her partner was a leo or a virgo, and i'm like, "he's a virgo, duh."
also, how is $212K enough to set your family up for the rest of their lives?
also, how is $212K enough to set your family up for the rest of their lives?
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I just thank the lord that my listening age isn’t 67. A child would never have let me live that down.
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I just thank the lord that my listening age isn’t 67. A child would never have let me live that down.
call me old fashioned, but i prefer a silent conductor. i do not want to hear aggressive inhalations just before a wild wave of the arms or in one case a goddamn grunt.
shhhh. i paid to hear music, not you.
shhhh. i paid to hear music, not you.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
call me old fashioned, but i prefer a silent conductor. i do not want to hear aggressive inhalations just before a wild wave of the arms or in one case a goddamn grunt.
shhhh. i paid to hear music, not you.
shhhh. i paid to hear music, not you.