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the head and the heart were incredible. made it back to the car by the time the fireworks hit their finale. 🙌
January 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
ohhh they’re covering i wanna dance with somebody, and the earth may open up to swallow us whole. abomi-fucking-nation.
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM
the judge helped me bring in signs, and I thought, wow! she delegated to the alt.

she did not. the clerks left at 7:45 (the time she told us to clock out at), and she easily had another half hour of work.

it’s not clear whether she wanted us to clock fewer hours for an unknown reason 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
my mother caused the dent (opened a microwave door without noticing the pan in front of the door causing the pan to crash to the floor) and my cousin overheated it empty while prepping breakfast eggs. her husband was the last one to “wash” it so don’t at me.
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM