holy shit, the accuracy!!!
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
holy shit, the accuracy!!!
rest in peace, nonstick pan. i’ll never understand why my family abused you so, but i will forbid them from touching your replacement.
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
rest in peace, nonstick pan. i’ll never understand why my family abused you so, but i will forbid them from touching your replacement.
and that’s all i got. better luck next year!
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
and that’s all i got. better luck next year!
“my mom died, but i still wanna fuck.”
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“my mom died, but i still wanna fuck.”
did i use one of my eight likes a day to troll this guy? sure did.
he did not respond.
he did not respond.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
did i use one of my eight likes a day to troll this guy? sure did.
he did not respond.
he did not respond.
benging. like the time someone requested an isle in a scope of work (he meant easel).
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
benging. like the time someone requested an isle in a scope of work (he meant easel).
i don’t think that word means what you think it means.
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i don’t think that word means what you think it means.
i went on one date with this guy. this should’ve been the red flag i honored.
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i went on one date with this guy. this should’ve been the red flag i honored.
left their ages in so you can see it’s two different men saying this shit!
November 20, 2025 at 12:26 AM
left their ages in so you can see it’s two different men saying this shit!
evidently patriarchy never existed.
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
evidently patriarchy never existed.
you. are. not. funny.
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
you. are. not. funny.
sir, this is a wendy’s.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
sir, this is a wendy’s.
i am no one’s mother. take note, he’s fifty-fucking-one.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i am no one’s mother. take note, he’s fifty-fucking-one.
my work friend sent “BOOMER” first thing wednesday, and i’ve been so out of it, i thought it was about baby boomers.
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
my work friend sent “BOOMER” first thing wednesday, and i’ve been so out of it, i thought it was about baby boomers.
just gonna keep my head down and make these little things.
August 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
just gonna keep my head down and make these little things.
different guy, this time i started the conversation. if two unreciprocated questions and one statement don’t get them to engage, then i’m out. best dating app advice out there.
August 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
different guy, this time i started the conversation. if two unreciprocated questions and one statement don’t get them to engage, then i’m out. best dating app advice out there.
men like this are out there whining that women don’t want to meet up.
for those unfamiliar, he responded to an answer in my profile, and his profile mentioned grilling.
how am i at 4:40am? a-fucking-sleep if i’m lucky.
for those unfamiliar, he responded to an answer in my profile, and his profile mentioned grilling.
how am i at 4:40am? a-fucking-sleep if i’m lucky.
August 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
men like this are out there whining that women don’t want to meet up.
for those unfamiliar, he responded to an answer in my profile, and his profile mentioned grilling.
how am i at 4:40am? a-fucking-sleep if i’m lucky.
for those unfamiliar, he responded to an answer in my profile, and his profile mentioned grilling.
how am i at 4:40am? a-fucking-sleep if i’m lucky.
insert Roy Kent screaming “NO!!!!” gif here.
July 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
insert Roy Kent screaming “NO!!!!” gif here.
unsurprisingly, he was a lawyer.
July 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
unsurprisingly, he was a lawyer.
they’re all the same person. (two truths guy almost got a like until the height thing.)
July 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
they’re all the same person. (two truths guy almost got a like until the height thing.)