Gwen
@finalgwen.bsky.social
Transfemme enby bisexual disaster, writ large in neon. (She/They). 35. Into Theatre, Jim Steinman, D&D, Wrestling, Horror, Dr Who, and more! Frequently nsfw. Too much is never enough! (Avatar by NeonJess)
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i’m going to use “with a battery rich aroma” for post sex flavor when i’m making robot girl fiction
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i’m going to use “with a battery rich aroma” for post sex flavor when i’m making robot girl fiction
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the existence and popularity of mechsploitation as a genre is the final vindication of Isabel Fall
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
the existence and popularity of mechsploitation as a genre is the final vindication of Isabel Fall
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I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
I did some digging
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
How Christopher Ahlberg is making the world safer and more secure with Recorded Future
Christopher Ahlberg explains how Recorded Future has grown and evolved since its inception in 2009 as it strives for global security.
www.insightpartners.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
Don't worry, this robot girl isn't an LLM. My ass may be large but I do very little learning.
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Don't worry, this robot girl isn't an LLM. My ass may be large but I do very little learning.
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Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
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Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
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Twitter had more cute girl dick than tumblr, and Bluesky has way more cute girl dick than Twitter, so even if this lousy app folds I’m looking forward to the Mega Charizard of this evolution line.
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Twitter had more cute girl dick than tumblr, and Bluesky has way more cute girl dick than Twitter, so even if this lousy app folds I’m looking forward to the Mega Charizard of this evolution line.
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Of course Mr Barely-Legal-Porn is defending the ones um-actuallying paedophilia.
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Of course Mr Barely-Legal-Porn is defending the ones um-actuallying paedophilia.
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People freaking out more about the idea that Bill Clinton got a blowjob from Trump than both of them being sexually involved with children because pedophillia is more normalised in society than gay sex.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 AM
People freaking out more about the idea that Bill Clinton got a blowjob from Trump than both of them being sexually involved with children because pedophillia is more normalised in society than gay sex.
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courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
courtesy of DylPesch from the wonderful @deadlockpw.bsky.social reddit
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Cant be a good nazi hunter if they missed the one they did a show with
Which brings us to Graham Platner. We spoke with him for a long time today. And we spent probably 20 minutes on the tattoo. We pushed hard. And he answered.
I would like people to listen to that exchange before they call us Nazis (which is absurd since one of our cohosts is a literal Nazi hunter.)
I would like people to listen to that exchange before they call us Nazis (which is absurd since one of our cohosts is a literal Nazi hunter.)
November 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Cant be a good nazi hunter if they missed the one they did a show with
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move aside, "John Romero's About To Make You His Bitch", it's time for "the federal government will fist-rape you" to take the throne
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
move aside, "John Romero's About To Make You His Bitch", it's time for "the federal government will fist-rape you" to take the throne
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An interesting thing about Buffy is that the “Buffy” part of the concept/joke was not kept up. Is it bc she was the protagonist? The Jackie Burkhart of it all… all that’s left is “I [allegedly] buy clothes sometimes!” and I guess the unseriousness that infects everyone. Boo. Should have bimbomaxxed
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
An interesting thing about Buffy is that the “Buffy” part of the concept/joke was not kept up. Is it bc she was the protagonist? The Jackie Burkhart of it all… all that’s left is “I [allegedly] buy clothes sometimes!” and I guess the unseriousness that infects everyone. Boo. Should have bimbomaxxed
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This is actually really good news for Your Party and Sultana specifically, which is pretty much the only shining light of hope they've had in months of chaotic launch.
Why? Because Hussain is an anti-LGBTQ+ landlord who basically has nothing in common with any of the left other than Gaza support.
Why? Because Hussain is an anti-LGBTQ+ landlord who basically has nothing in common with any of the left other than Gaza support.
Blimey. Major new split in Your Party. Blackburn MP Adnan Hussain -who is secretary of the Your Party company - says he's quitting due to "persistent infighting, factional competition, and a struggle for power, position and influence rather than a shared commitment to the common good."
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is actually really good news for Your Party and Sultana specifically, which is pretty much the only shining light of hope they've had in months of chaotic launch.
Why? Because Hussain is an anti-LGBTQ+ landlord who basically has nothing in common with any of the left other than Gaza support.
Why? Because Hussain is an anti-LGBTQ+ landlord who basically has nothing in common with any of the left other than Gaza support.
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"i guess people can turn into spheres now. thats a thing that just happened."
We were all so afraid of it being a Nintendopen world game that we didn't anticipate it could be something far worse, a Marvel movie.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"i guess people can turn into spheres now. thats a thing that just happened."
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I lied, I don't have Netflix. Take off your shoes, we're going to watch all of Evangelion including the rebuilds.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I lied, I don't have Netflix. Take off your shoes, we're going to watch all of Evangelion including the rebuilds.
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"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.