filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
half sharkalligator, half man.
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filth_waste
@filth-waste.bsky.social
· Dec 15
thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes
"our presidents are sucking each other off? what even is this country?" ~someone walking into a masonic lodge in the 1800's
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"our presidents are sucking each other off? what even is this country?" ~someone walking into a masonic lodge in the 1800's
the ghost who sucked off dan aykroyd in ghostbusters was likely a dead relative
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the ghost who sucked off dan aykroyd in ghostbusters was likely a dead relative
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old halloween songs are like “wanna hear something fucked up? i saw all these monsters and they were dancing.”
October 31, 2023 at 4:12 PM
old halloween songs are like “wanna hear something fucked up? i saw all these monsters and they were dancing.”
it seems like vincent price knew in his heart that the most terrifying thing of all was rhyming couplets
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it seems like vincent price knew in his heart that the most terrifying thing of all was rhyming couplets
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sorry sorry I was trying to take the piss but it spilled all over the floor let me get the mop oh jeez
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 AM
sorry sorry I was trying to take the piss but it spilled all over the floor let me get the mop oh jeez
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I hope people tell ghost stories about me one day
September 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I hope people tell ghost stories about me one day
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In the darkest hour, I remind myself things that are always true are still true- like I'm gonna stub my toe on the way to the light
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
In the darkest hour, I remind myself things that are always true are still true- like I'm gonna stub my toe on the way to the light
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Safe word? Where I come from, we don't use safe words.
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Safe word? Where I come from, we don't use safe words.
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The movie Mermaids led me to believe I was going to meet a lot more men at my kid's school functions
October 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The movie Mermaids led me to believe I was going to meet a lot more men at my kid's school functions
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was looking up the weather in Bosnia for my trip and it autocorrected to "Bosnia weather girl" so I clicked to see what's up and this is apparently the weather girl there. looks like there are two big fronts coming in
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
was looking up the weather in Bosnia for my trip and it autocorrected to "Bosnia weather girl" so I clicked to see what's up and this is apparently the weather girl there. looks like there are two big fronts coming in
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future archaeologists finding my closet full of realdolls with big tiddies and fat asses: these figures clearly represented a local fertility goddess
March 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
future archaeologists finding my closet full of realdolls with big tiddies and fat asses: these figures clearly represented a local fertility goddess
if i don’t drink enough water i have to get my mood stabilizer drug residue straight from the source (human piss)
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
if i don’t drink enough water i have to get my mood stabilizer drug residue straight from the source (human piss)
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“there is no logic in love. only in the lack of it,” i say to the bird outside my window trying to mate with my ringtone
May 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
“there is no logic in love. only in the lack of it,” i say to the bird outside my window trying to mate with my ringtone
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as i've gotten older, i know when i should not operate heavy machinery, and don't need a warning. also, i am heavy machinery
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
as i've gotten older, i know when i should not operate heavy machinery, and don't need a warning. also, i am heavy machinery
ME: who am i who am i…”look, the well. do you remember?”
HER: i need to go
ME: uhh tifa LOCKHEART?? one of the most beloved characters of ALL TIME??
HER: i need to go
ME: uhh tifa LOCKHEART?? one of the most beloved characters of ALL TIME??
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
ME: who am i who am i…”look, the well. do you remember?”
HER: i need to go
ME: uhh tifa LOCKHEART?? one of the most beloved characters of ALL TIME??
HER: i need to go
ME: uhh tifa LOCKHEART?? one of the most beloved characters of ALL TIME??
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The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
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Stop showing me that dumbass (general)
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Stop showing me that dumbass (general)
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call me Jason when I see two fruit flies trying to mate in my house
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
call me Jason when I see two fruit flies trying to mate in my house
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calling 911 to report that the body I'm in is definitely not mine
October 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
calling 911 to report that the body I'm in is definitely not mine
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in the weekly status meeting like malkovich repeating "it's beyond my control" until someone starts crying and the deadline gets pushed out
March 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
in the weekly status meeting like malkovich repeating "it's beyond my control" until someone starts crying and the deadline gets pushed out
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i’ve read every post from the future and they’re not good
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i’ve read every post from the future and they’re not good
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Not to be rude, classmate from the 90s, but maybe your selfies should include alt text for why you let yourself go.
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Not to be rude, classmate from the 90s, but maybe your selfies should include alt text for why you let yourself go.
babies cry to get what they want but when i cry…i also get what i want. the secret is the timbre
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
babies cry to get what they want but when i cry…i also get what i want. the secret is the timbre
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it's bad bitch o'clock I say putting on my strawberry shortcake pj pants
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
it's bad bitch o'clock I say putting on my strawberry shortcake pj pants
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i texted the family gc with the new chappell roan video at 12:45a last night and my daughter called to scold me for not behaving like the other dads and i blame myself for not teaching her what allyship looks like
March 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i texted the family gc with the new chappell roan video at 12:45a last night and my daughter called to scold me for not behaving like the other dads and i blame myself for not teaching her what allyship looks like