🍂 Figgy LaFate 🍄
@figgums.bsky.social
they/them // 30 yo // poly // horror freak // either a handsome mouse or a pretty rat // writer and poet of ill repute // 💉Halloween 2025
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🎙️hosting @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social
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🎙️producing @unusualtrans.bsky.social
🎙️hosting @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social
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I absolve you of obligation to your family. You are free from the feelings of debt you have for your upbringing. Continuing to sacrifice for their sake never settle those feelings. Go out and live your life and accept that phone call only if you feel like it but know your bill is paid.
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I absolve you of obligation to your family. You are free from the feelings of debt you have for your upbringing. Continuing to sacrifice for their sake never settle those feelings. Go out and live your life and accept that phone call only if you feel like it but know your bill is paid.
Like I need another damn project. Anyway here's the banner I made. I will probably not stream every night but like I mean maybe. We'll figure it out, this will just be a fun thing to stretch them reading out loud skills
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Like I need another damn project. Anyway here's the banner I made. I will probably not stream every night but like I mean maybe. We'll figure it out, this will just be a fun thing to stretch them reading out loud skills
She loves it, folks. She can't stop talking about how it's Real Cinema
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
She loves it, folks. She can't stop talking about how it's Real Cinema
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Okay book options are:
- Beloved
- 2666
- The Master and Margarita
- Perfume
- Giovanni's Room
Which should (probably) close out the year? Might add a lighter, breezier book in as well
- Beloved
- 2666
- The Master and Margarita
- Perfume
- Giovanni's Room
Which should (probably) close out the year? Might add a lighter, breezier book in as well
Okay trying to choose my next book, will quote with options, but I think in addition to that, I'm going to read a Victorian ghost story for Christmas every day from December 1st to hopefully the day of Christmas
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Okay book options are:
- Beloved
- 2666
- The Master and Margarita
- Perfume
- Giovanni's Room
Which should (probably) close out the year? Might add a lighter, breezier book in as well
- Beloved
- 2666
- The Master and Margarita
- Perfume
- Giovanni's Room
Which should (probably) close out the year? Might add a lighter, breezier book in as well
Hey if I like. If I wanted to stream myself reading these, would folks tune in? Maybe in a discord server or something? I guess if I'm not on video I could very easily set up a twitch stream
I have this collection, which is probably what I'm going to start with, and then if I am on track and want to keep going, I think there's a second volume?
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hey if I like. If I wanted to stream myself reading these, would folks tune in? Maybe in a discord server or something? I guess if I'm not on video I could very easily set up a twitch stream
Okay trying to choose my next book, will quote with options, but I think in addition to that, I'm going to read a Victorian ghost story for Christmas every day from December 1st to hopefully the day of Christmas
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Okay trying to choose my next book, will quote with options, but I think in addition to that, I'm going to read a Victorian ghost story for Christmas every day from December 1st to hopefully the day of Christmas
And yes, before any of you ask, "Girl U Want" by Devo is obviously on my T shot day playlist
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And yes, before any of you ask, "Girl U Want" by Devo is obviously on my T shot day playlist
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If a shrimp was gay it would be called a Mankiss Shrimp
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If a shrimp was gay it would be called a Mankiss Shrimp
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Fig, Nature’s Criminal
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fig, Nature’s Criminal
Did my T shot without feeling a thing or bleed, so basically I'm a pro now
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Did my T shot without feeling a thing or bleed, so basically I'm a pro now
To clarify, "do paws" is the command we use on my mom's weenie dog to get him to stand on his hind legs and paw the air with both paws almost clasped together
FUCK I was just told to do paws for a chicken nugget and I just DID IT like it was NOTHING
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
To clarify, "do paws" is the command we use on my mom's weenie dog to get him to stand on his hind legs and paw the air with both paws almost clasped together
Before anyone asks, yes I did kiss her widdle tummy before retiring to my chambers
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Before anyone asks, yes I did kiss her widdle tummy before retiring to my chambers
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you WILL be there
Yeah alright let's commit
PS2 demo disc stream. This Thursday, Nov 20th, at 6:30 Pacific.
I have a binder with genuinely at least a hundred demo discs. Let's start going through em. Watch videos, play demos, hang out.
twitch.tv/takesiege
PS2 demo disc stream. This Thursday, Nov 20th, at 6:30 Pacific.
I have a binder with genuinely at least a hundred demo discs. Let's start going through em. Watch videos, play demos, hang out.
twitch.tv/takesiege
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
you WILL be there
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Art by • Daniel Hassell
February 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Art by • Daniel Hassell
The scene in HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000) where the kids come down from the mountain plays out a lot like the scene with the mayor in JAWS (1975). Cinema truly is poetry.
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The scene in HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000) where the kids come down from the mountain plays out a lot like the scene with the mayor in JAWS (1975). Cinema truly is poetry.
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"Smash Mouth has a song on the Grinch soundtrack that's really good."
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November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"Smash Mouth has a song on the Grinch soundtrack that's really good."
@bubblegumrhi.bsky.social
@bubblegumrhi.bsky.social
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Fantastic Beasts The Crimes of Griminal
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Fantastic Beasts The Crimes of Griminal
There are a lot of funny little coincidences between myself and my wife, but the funniest is that we both have a close cousin who's a member of a band devoted to playing bluegrass cover bands
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
There are a lot of funny little coincidences between myself and my wife, but the funniest is that we both have a close cousin who's a member of a band devoted to playing bluegrass cover bands
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Fiona Apple looking at my forthcoming David Lynch calendar: "Ladies, ladies, ladies, LADIES..."
Printing later this month! Pre-order yours now!
www.etsy.com/listing/4366...
Printing later this month! Pre-order yours now!
www.etsy.com/listing/4366...
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Fiona Apple looking at my forthcoming David Lynch calendar: "Ladies, ladies, ladies, LADIES..."
Printing later this month! Pre-order yours now!
www.etsy.com/listing/4366...
Printing later this month! Pre-order yours now!
www.etsy.com/listing/4366...
I just think the world needs more toxic yuri where you're being hunted by your hot venomous spider girlfriend
She suggested I share but if anyone steals I'm cutting you up in a little tiny pieces, esp if you don't let me read: meeting a spider girl who tells you she's a garden spider or something, but you catch her undressing and see the red hourglass on her back, and you have to escape before she Gets You
You know I'm really proud of something when I send it to my wife and then follow it up with "This is such a good fucking idea I need you to look at it right now"
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I just think the world needs more toxic yuri where you're being hunted by your hot venomous spider girlfriend
She suggested I share but if anyone steals I'm cutting you up in a little tiny pieces, esp if you don't let me read: meeting a spider girl who tells you she's a garden spider or something, but you catch her undressing and see the red hourglass on her back, and you have to escape before she Gets You
You know I'm really proud of something when I send it to my wife and then follow it up with "This is such a good fucking idea I need you to look at it right now"
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
She suggested I share but if anyone steals I'm cutting you up in a little tiny pieces, esp if you don't let me read: meeting a spider girl who tells you she's a garden spider or something, but you catch her undressing and see the red hourglass on her back, and you have to escape before she Gets You
You know I'm really proud of something when I send it to my wife and then follow it up with "This is such a good fucking idea I need you to look at it right now"
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You know I'm really proud of something when I send it to my wife and then follow it up with "This is such a good fucking idea I need you to look at it right now"
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Does The Great American Novel exist and if so what is it?
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM