🍂 Figgy LaFate 🍄
@figgums.bsky.social
they/them // 30 yo // poly // horror freak // either a handsome mouse or a pretty rat // writer and poet of ill repute
🧡 @bubblegumrhi.bsky.social
🎙️producing @unusualtrans.bsky.social
🎙️hosting @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social
🧡 @bubblegumrhi.bsky.social
🎙️producing @unusualtrans.bsky.social
🎙️hosting @charcutereadsboard.bsky.social
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Fiona Apple looking at my forthcoming David Lynch calendar: "Ladies, ladies, ladies, LADIES..."
Printing later this month! Pre-order yours now!
www.etsy.com/listing/4366...
Printing later this month! Pre-order yours now!
www.etsy.com/listing/4366...
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Fiona Apple looking at my forthcoming David Lynch calendar: "Ladies, ladies, ladies, LADIES..."
Printing later this month! Pre-order yours now!
www.etsy.com/listing/4366...
Printing later this month! Pre-order yours now!
www.etsy.com/listing/4366...
I just think the world needs more toxic yuri where you're being hunted by your hot venomous spider girlfriend
She suggested I share but if anyone steals I'm cutting you up in a little tiny pieces, esp if you don't let me read: meeting a spider girl who tells you she's a garden spider or something, but you catch her undressing and see the red hourglass on her back, and you have to escape before she Gets You
You know I'm really proud of something when I send it to my wife and then follow it up with "This is such a good fucking idea I need you to look at it right now"
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I just think the world needs more toxic yuri where you're being hunted by your hot venomous spider girlfriend
She suggested I share but if anyone steals I'm cutting you up in a little tiny pieces, esp if you don't let me read: meeting a spider girl who tells you she's a garden spider or something, but you catch her undressing and see the red hourglass on her back, and you have to escape before she Gets You
You know I'm really proud of something when I send it to my wife and then follow it up with "This is such a good fucking idea I need you to look at it right now"
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
She suggested I share but if anyone steals I'm cutting you up in a little tiny pieces, esp if you don't let me read: meeting a spider girl who tells you she's a garden spider or something, but you catch her undressing and see the red hourglass on her back, and you have to escape before she Gets You
You know I'm really proud of something when I send it to my wife and then follow it up with "This is such a good fucking idea I need you to look at it right now"
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You know I'm really proud of something when I send it to my wife and then follow it up with "This is such a good fucking idea I need you to look at it right now"
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Does The Great American Novel exist and if so what is it?
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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*Nine foot tall supermodel fox woman reaching her hand from a portal* I want us to be together, I want us to have a life, children.. But you’d have to give up your humanity forever. You’d be just like me.
*Solemnly* I mean if them’s the rules,
*Solemnly* I mean if them’s the rules,
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
*Nine foot tall supermodel fox woman reaching her hand from a portal* I want us to be together, I want us to have a life, children.. But you’d have to give up your humanity forever. You’d be just like me.
*Solemnly* I mean if them’s the rules,
*Solemnly* I mean if them’s the rules,
I hate how much a bad mental health day creates an awful feedback loop. I feel overwhelmed and need to rest, but the idea of not doing anything makes me feel worse and more overwhelmed, and so on.
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I hate how much a bad mental health day creates an awful feedback loop. I feel overwhelmed and need to rest, but the idea of not doing anything makes me feel worse and more overwhelmed, and so on.
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"the most objectionable content that I won't talk about" I'm not quoting op because I don't want to make them uncomfortable but THIS IS THE PROBLEM
I'll talk about it! you gotta stand up for the fucked up shit! stand up for the noncon and the ageplay porn! we are here because people didn't!
I'll talk about it! you gotta stand up for the fucked up shit! stand up for the noncon and the ageplay porn! we are here because people didn't!
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"the most objectionable content that I won't talk about" I'm not quoting op because I don't want to make them uncomfortable but THIS IS THE PROBLEM
I'll talk about it! you gotta stand up for the fucked up shit! stand up for the noncon and the ageplay porn! we are here because people didn't!
I'll talk about it! you gotta stand up for the fucked up shit! stand up for the noncon and the ageplay porn! we are here because people didn't!
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i’ve just listed two laura palmer test prints and they’re £10 each 🔥🪵 annijyn.com/products/lau...
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i’ve just listed two laura palmer test prints and they’re £10 each 🔥🪵 annijyn.com/products/lau...
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Moby Dick was ubiquitous; that he had actually been encountered in opposite latitudes at one and the same instant of time.
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Moby Dick was ubiquitous; that he had actually been encountered in opposite latitudes at one and the same instant of time.
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Here is an obituary for Alice Wong from The Sick Times, a publication aligned with disability rights and disability activism, if you are looking for an alternative to reading the nyt one: thesicktimes.org/2025/11/15/a...
Alice Wong, disability activist and luminary, dies at 51 - The Sick Times
Alice Wong platformed and uplifted people with Long COVID in her final chapter as a lifelong disability advocate and storyteller.
thesicktimes.org
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Here is an obituary for Alice Wong from The Sick Times, a publication aligned with disability rights and disability activism, if you are looking for an alternative to reading the nyt one: thesicktimes.org/2025/11/15/a...
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Oooh draw and quarter me like one of your French girls
November 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Oooh draw and quarter me like one of your French girls
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November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I think God is real and she looks like one of those Frazetta chicks
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I think God is real and she looks like one of those Frazetta chicks
My wife helped Jeremy Fisher get his Christmas fit started
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My wife helped Jeremy Fisher get his Christmas fit started
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We’ve got a new one out, and it’s good if you can believe it! It’s at least listenable!
open.spotify.com/episode/783l...
open.spotify.com/episode/783l...
UTI Episode 13: Fat Baby Mandark
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We’ve got a new one out, and it’s good if you can believe it! It’s at least listenable!
open.spotify.com/episode/783l...
open.spotify.com/episode/783l...
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I was on the latest episode of @unusualtrans.bsky.social! What is the difference between Santa presents and parent presents? Is it a compliment to say someone looks like adult fat baby Mandark? Did you know that Rare was working on a remake of Banjo Kazooie for Xbo
open.spotify.com/episode/783l...
open.spotify.com/episode/783l...
UTI Episode 13: Fat Baby Mandark
open.spotify.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I was on the latest episode of @unusualtrans.bsky.social! What is the difference between Santa presents and parent presents? Is it a compliment to say someone looks like adult fat baby Mandark? Did you know that Rare was working on a remake of Banjo Kazooie for Xbo
open.spotify.com/episode/783l...
open.spotify.com/episode/783l...
What if I buckled down and finished SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES today though so I can finally go read something else (I'm really enjoying it it's just been a Bad Month or two for reading)
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What if I buckled down and finished SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES today though so I can finally go read something else (I'm really enjoying it it's just been a Bad Month or two for reading)
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i knew moby dick was gonna be gay as hell but i somehow still underestimated it. "there was only one bed, and i woke up held like a lover. best sleep i ever had" within the first 4 chapters
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i knew moby dick was gonna be gay as hell but i somehow still underestimated it. "there was only one bed, and i woke up held like a lover. best sleep i ever had" within the first 4 chapters
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this man found the holy grail, you WILL watch him fix it
I'm getting back to streaming! Starting tomorrow at 6pm Pacific time with a chatting hardware repair stream.
I got my hands on a pretty rare piece of hardware in Japan! It was broken when I bought it and even more broken on the trip. Can I fix it? Let's find out.
I got my hands on a pretty rare piece of hardware in Japan! It was broken when I bought it and even more broken on the trip. Can I fix it? Let's find out.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
this man found the holy grail, you WILL watch him fix it
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W saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you were interested in a unique timeshare opportunity
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
W saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you were interested in a unique timeshare opportunity
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trying to break out of art block by drawing my muse in fruity little poses
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
trying to break out of art block by drawing my muse in fruity little poses
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You should buy a PS Vita bc you can play the first 10 final fantasy games on it for free.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You should buy a PS Vita bc you can play the first 10 final fantasy games on it for free.
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY